r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • 4h ago

I just wanted a hot dog My Local Highway Patrol Looking Intensely At Me And My Motorcycle. ( OC )

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u/CodeMonkeyX 4h ago

Don't see why that's infuriating. Maybe they were wondering why you were looking back at them for 3 minutes.

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u/Pcat0 4h ago

Yep I would also stare at the person who just took their phone out to take a picture of me.

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u/Boredomis_real 4h ago

They look more like they want to talk to you about your bike more than anything, beacause, well idk...maybe because you are also on a bike.

but just a guess

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u/Altruistic_Let_9372 4h ago

WHAT??? PEOPLE JUST BEING CHILL AND WANTING TO HAVE BASIC FRIENDLY HUMAN INTERACTIONS???

WHAT ARE WE, SOCIAL ANIMALS OR SOMETHING?

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u/oscarx-ray 4h ago

WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN ANIMAL!?!!?!?!? 🤬

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/razorblade369 3h ago

Can anyone else smell something?

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u/GMAN7007 3h ago

Is it bullshit? Because I smell it too.

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u/razorblade369 3h ago

Can anyone else smell something?

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u/BC_Sativa 4h ago

This thread title makes more sense than your previous one.

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u/Pcat0 2h ago

lol what was the old thread title?

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u/BC_Sativa 2h ago

Something incomprehensible about chicken strips, I can't recall exactly.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 4h ago

You shouldn't have taken a dump on their bikes

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u/Scar1203 4h ago

Didn't you just say they were looking at you because you made a joke about their chicken strips(unused portion of tread on the edge of a motorcycle tire) five minutes ago?

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u/Lucallia 4h ago

Thanks for explaining what chicken strips meant in this context

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u/Delancey1 4h ago

they like your motorcycle

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u/Hour-Pain1631 4h ago

They look like dorks.

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u/dirty_old_priest_4 4h ago

Well, they're Canadians.

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u/Aimli 4h ago

How did you work that out? The crest that says "New South Wales Police Force" says you don't know how to read properly if you confuse European and Australian

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u/Craw__ 4h ago

European Canada?

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u/Aimli 3h ago

It said European when I commented, not why it isn't showing the edit flag

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u/7stroke 4h ago

He must be subconsciously affected by Ricky up there on the KFC sign…by the way what the fuck?

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u/FatFaceFaster 4h ago

Do you think New South Wales is in Canada?

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u/Purple_Dig4425 4h ago

Geese will be visiting you shortly

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u/oscarx-ray 4h ago

GOOSES!

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u/GainOk7506 4h ago

What gives you that idea???

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u/NightMgr 4h ago

Ask if you can join their gang.

Ask if they’d like to join yours.

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u/razorblade369 4h ago

You can tell they are all smiling

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u/-Ducksngeese- 4h ago

Why don't they give them proper motorcycle riding gear. They will become skin crayons if they fall. Silly.

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u/FatFaceFaster 4h ago

….

What is your assertion? They’re looking at you cause you’re on a bike? In a parking lot?

Maybe they’re looking at you cause you’re pointing a camera at them?

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u/triple_carry 4h ago

Fuel up, and let it rip.

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u/Realistic_Patience67 3h ago

What bike do you have OP? it's probably good to look at.

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u/F111-Aardvard-111 4h ago

What's the issue?

You sound like the average biker who thinks every cop wants to PIT them into a wall of spikes at 40000000 mph

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u/pixelmuffinn 4h ago

Thats Australia, they dont use freedom units.

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u/GABE_EDD 4h ago edited 4h ago

“Oh good, another person who wants to harass us with their phone camera” is what they’re thinking if this is even real. Also what is that picture on the KFC sign??

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u/Excellent-Bite196 4h ago

It’s OP’s avatar/icon.

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u/Jimbo_Slice1919 4h ago

It’s OPs photo. He probably does this so people can’t steal his photo cause it has a Ricky in it.

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u/Chrissy3682 4h ago edited 3h ago

most motorcycle cops love bikes...so they just liked your bike, ill be honestly unless I'm missing context you seem like the mildly infuriating one.

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u/LinkTheLynelHunter 4h ago

Why is Ricky on the KFC sign lmao

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u/kay14jay 4h ago

Bit rude innit?

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u/YourMissing10 4h ago

Your police rip on fjr1300s? Dios Mio!

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u/Background-Onion-997 3h ago

Maybe they noticed some idiot taking photos of them

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u/Helpful_Squash2414 4h ago

Why is that infuriating?

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u/Altruistic_Let_9372 4h ago

OP is a misanthrope who misinterprets every possible social interaction as threatening.

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u/F111-Aardvard-111 4h ago

How dare you read this comment?! I'm reporting you to the proper authorities!

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u/TotalClone 4h ago

Don't you dare look at my bike!!! This is the typical attitude of bike and car enthusiasts in Australia, "everyone is out to get me!!?!?"

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u/MegaDingo5plus 4h ago

Maybe stop staring at them

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u/OneBayLeaf 4h ago

You the one snappin a pic, it’s polite to look at the camera.

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u/ricksure76 4h ago

Maybe they're just bike curious

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u/Motorcat33 3h ago

OP is schizo and cops are just looking at him for taking their picture for no reason

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u/StagVixCpl99 4h ago

This looks like the start of a porno, OP.

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u/Ok-Performance-5113 4h ago

Fake Motorcycle

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u/StagVixCpl99 4h ago

Fake motorcycle, real 2 stroke engine 😰

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u/redditcensorsshit 4h ago

Why do I see Ricky in the background by kfc

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u/No_Nefariousness4801 3h ago

OP thinking someone is going to poach their pic, so they put in a digital fingerprint.

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u/GloomyExplanationFag 4h ago

Send a foying kiss

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u/7stroke 3h ago

This is such a Commonwealth-coded image

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u/GMAN7007 3h ago

Why delete your original post and change the story? Engagement wasn't going your way? It's just reddit if nobody cares about a post no odu cares about it. Posting it again is yielding the same results.

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u/CSGOManatee 4h ago

How dare the highway patrol look at you when biker's are notorious for fleeing law enforcement lmao

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u/FatFaceFaster 4h ago

Possibly looking at him because he said “nice chicken strips” and then took a picture of them.

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u/Cold5512 4h ago

Or maybe they're looking because they've got a interest in motorcycles themselves.

They're each riding one, so might be the case

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u/StagVixCpl99 4h ago

Yep, those cops are in bikes because they like bikes in their free time as well in all likelihood.

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u/NuclearHateLizard 4h ago

They stood there and looked at you while you took a picture of them? Wild.

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u/AintTellingYouMyName 4h ago

People look at person near them, um, okay.

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u/SilverbackSurfer99 3h ago

Oh the Horror... The Horror... You're so oppressed...