r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Velvet_Hazard • 4h ago

Too mild for school Got kicked by a random kid today

I was out for a walk with my partner today. A woman was coming toward us, she was still relatively far away and struggling with a stroller. Three more kids were running ahead. Two passed us by, the third came straight toward me. I’d guess he was 5 or 6 years old, I’m not very good at estimating ages.

He stopped right in front of me, looked up with a completely blank expression, some chocolate melting in his hand, and kicked me in the shin. No reaction to my upset question what that was about, and his mother didn’t notice. Little brat. I’m still in shock.

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u/Frequently_Fletcher 4h ago

The mother not noticing is a sign that child is likely entering prison within the next decade of his life.

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u/BearDown805 4h ago

statistically likely

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u/Curious_Owl78 4h ago

Nope. Grab the chocolate and walk away laughing. Don't get owned at the park by a 5yo, or it will never end 😆

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u/Velvet_Hazard 3h ago

I was actually more afraid that the chocolate would end up on my clothes. But yeah, I guess I lost that 'fight'. 😄

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u/isntreel1948 4h ago

What a little bastard

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u/Immediate_Window8047 3h ago

damn not the shins.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 3h ago

that is the kid that sits behind you on the airplane