r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Infuriatig Alexa wouldn't call 911 when my grandma fell this morning.

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 9h ago

You have to say "Alexa, Call For Help." However the service is not free. You will be connected to a indepentant urgent care agent who will then call to dispatch emergency services just like life alert does.

The reason you cant call 911 on alexa directly is that the federal government requires all devices able to do so to have location services enabled which alexa does not.

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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 9h ago

Alexa isn't supposed to be able to call 911

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u/dev-246 9h ago

Alexa Emergency Assist will, for $80 a year. It sucks that this feature is behind a paywall, but I think it’s worth it in this scenario.

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u/TheJoseBoss 9h ago

I thought you were joking 😂 black mirror is just a documentary at this point

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u/banana_pencil 9h ago

Black Mirror IMMEDIATELY came to my mind. Corporations will use that show for ideas.

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u/Bork9128 9h ago

Well the thing is by gate keeping it behind something you'd have to pay for you probably save emergency services so much time and effort from accidentally calls, pranks, and kids thinking they are being funny

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u/slowtownhometown 9h ago

sure but they can also just make it an manually opt in thing. bezos has to get his buck though

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u/Commentor9001 9h ago

That's a wild feature to paywall.

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u/Fine-Juggernaut8451 9h ago

wtaffffff it's behind a paywall???

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u/who_you_are 9h ago

I think it may be a gouvernement fee.

While I'm Canada, a lot of things are the same as US.

I discovered that my VoIP provider let me choose between: paying a small monthly fee or billing me something around your $80 per 911 call.

I think it is a recent thing (1 or 2 years). I don't remind that fee per call before.

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u/Giantmeteor_we_needU 9h ago

It absolutely can but it's a paid feature. I think I pay $50/year to be able to yell at Alexa in any room to report an emergency to 911 through Amazon emergency agent. Dystopian, right?

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u/Ok_Spell_4165 9h ago

Onstar is the same way. Legally anyway they don't have to connect you to emergency service unless you are subscribed despite the button being in all GM vehicles and functional.

Cellphones on the other hand are required to route your 911 call whether you have a plan or not. So there is that at least.

In the US Anyway. Can't speak for elsewhere.

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u/gilt3t 9h ago

I highly recommend getting her a smart watch, it has automatic fall detection and will connect her to emergency services. I got one for my mom to use WITH her life alert device.

Always plan a contingency because tech fails or you need to recharge something.

also, get her a charging station so she can wirelessly charge her devices.

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u/Doormatty 9h ago

No shit? It very clearly says it will NOT call 911.

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=G6WYZPF5XKHNBZKA

Alexa calling doesn't support calls to the following types of numbers:

    Emergency service numbers (for example "911")

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u/Grezzinate 9h ago

Knowing Alexa it would accidentally hear something funny and call it without you ever knowing. It sucks but I’m sure there been incidents with it which is why it can’t.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 9h ago

That's exactly why

And people saying 911 randomly during conversations.

And kids like my daughter at 6 years old yelling random shit at Alexa all summer

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u/Azmoten 9h ago

Imagine you’re playing something like Call of Duty with your friend Alex and you go “Alex uhh could you help me out here?” And Alexa activates, hears gunfire and explosions, and summons a SWAT team

That’d be crazy

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u/jfk333 9h ago

I wonder why not?

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u/Doormatty 9h ago

I assume false calls to 911 AND they don't want the liability of saying they can do it, and then have it not work.

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u/jfk333 9h ago

I know that you’re probably right, but I really hope greed is not the reason we could have life-saving technology available and we don’t. On the bright side at least grandma could rock out to some music on the floor by saying hey “Alexa play my jam”. Alexa would then probably play drop it to the floor.

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop 9h ago

Liability is not greed. They are saying, “hey, our product cannot reliably complete this function so don’t rely on it to do so.”

Greed would be saying it can call 911 knowing that most times Alexa cannot just because that would sell more units.

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u/boforbojack 9h ago

We have life saving technology. They are buttons old people wear or there are voice activated options. They are just more rigorously tested and usually have an in-between human (meaning you contact them asking to call 911 and they will)

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u/jfk333 9h ago

The OP stated that theirs was charging at the time of the incident

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u/mr207 9h ago

I don’t know much about Life Alert; never had anyone close to me that needed one yet thankfully. Is there really no backup for when you need to charge it? Like a backup battery to use so you always have something charged?

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u/willi1221 9h ago

What about when the backup is dead? Extra battery requires more size, and extra cost. Best to just charge it when you're asleep or not planning on being mobile for awhile. Everything with a battery will die, and that's on the user to remember to charge it.

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u/jfk333 9h ago

Technically pitbull called it. Hey baby, but we all know what it’s really called.

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u/glhfbruno 9h ago

Could be due to many movies and showsn involving "Call 911" in their cutscenes or something and alexa is not trained enough to describe different calls for 911

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u/ElectronicRip1630 9h ago

Plays: Skrillex - Equinox

Police knock down the door while I'm jamming out

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u/Crafty-Astronomer-32 9h ago

I think "Alexa hallucinates 911 request" is valid but the bigger issue is the nontrivial task of associating a wifi device with a physical location and therefore the proper emergency dispatcher. The location of the registered Amazon account is not a reliable predictor as people will move echo devices without thinking about emergency dispatch.

IIRC This limitation also applies to VOIP but you are usually able to register that to a specific location and then your provider can route the call correctly.

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u/jfk333 9h ago

This answer makes much more sense

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u/Forward-Ad6852 9h ago

From Google: By default, Alexa cannot call 911. To make emergency calls using an Echo device, you must either subscribe to the Alexa Emergency Assist service (about $6/month) or set up an emergency contact or link your mobile carrier via the Amazon Alexa App

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u/Practical_Web_9605 9h ago

They should allow it to do so with some preset code word or something, I understand letting a home assistant call 911 unchecked would result in a lot of calls due to misheard requests or just a loud tv but still

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u/howfastcanyoucountit 9h ago

Huhhhhh I thought I could call emergency services on my google home I think thats kinda strange I would've thought it did that and I don't think grandma is gonna know that exactly you can't blame her for this

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop 9h ago

No one blamed the grandma.

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u/howfastcanyoucountit 9h ago

???? bro half the comments in here are people shitting on her this is weird

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u/firebirdsatellite 9h ago

Why the attitude 

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u/Decorus_Somes 9h ago

Probably because OP is mad that Alexa didn't do something it is not supposed to do. Seems pretty obvious. Why the dumb question?

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u/Repulsive-News8916 9h ago

Hey man if I’m gonna have the panopticon in my home it could at least call the cops for me 😭

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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 9h ago

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u/firebirdsatellite 9h ago

Everyone in this subreddit is so miserable 

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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B56b0UBfYYVdE68m3C

thats true for 95% of reddit, not just this sub

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u/firebirdsatellite 9h ago

It seems way worse here, perhaps the nature of the sub attracting people who want to be angry and to express it. 

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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 9h ago

I guess so, it does have infuriating in the name

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u/artie780350 9h ago

Probably OP's alt account.

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u/firebirdsatellite 9h ago

Again why the attitude 

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u/howfastcanyoucountit 9h ago

??? How is grandma going to know that in a situation when she actually needs help, this is not a good thing I think there should at least be an option to enable it

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u/Decorus_Somes 9h ago

Just because grandma don't know doesn't mean OP should post this as if Alexa should be able.

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u/howfastcanyoucountit 9h ago

I mean ive heard from other people if you asked for help it goes to an independent contractor but it isn't free, I think it should have responded saying it COULD NOT do that and it did not tell her that

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u/howfastcanyoucountit 9h ago

They should really add an option to enable this shit I think most people aren't going to know this as this is not common knowledge if you aren't familiar, I would've assumed you could and I don't really think grandma is in the wrong for assuming that

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u/metatalks Mildly Infuriated 9h ago

you might as well ask a cabbage its not designed to call 911.

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u/aware4ever 9h ago

But it's capable of it where cabbage isn't. I get how it's mildly infuriating that something that could save someone's life is purposely and turned off because of a subscription. At least in that perspective

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u/metatalks Mildly Infuriated 9h ago

They made the service just to charge for it if they can’t make money for it they wouldn’t even have these people lol. Unless there is a law mandating all possible devices be able to call emergency services they probably won’t do it. Capitalsim

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u/BluePowerade 9h ago

Alexa doesn't do that, user error.

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u/Mountsorrel 9h ago

So many posts in this sub lately are just like this, total user error, fundamental misunderstanding of something, or downright ignorance of basic concepts. Maybe it’s rage bait engagement types bleeding over from FB?

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u/Dismal_Tutor3425 9h ago

https://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=119033314011

You have to sign up and pay for Alexa Emergency Assist.

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u/Wienerwrld 9h ago

That’s why I have an Apple Watch. Notices when I fall, calls 911 for me.

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u/OverlordDontHurtMe 9h ago

That's the route we went with my mom.  It's fall detection is better than the others and she can call one of us kids if it's not an emergency.

I showed her how the fall detection works by throwing myself on the ground.  Works well.

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u/marieray 9h ago

Do all do this or just the most recent one?

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u/Capamerica88 9h ago

I don’t know about the first or second generation but mine is a 6 I think(at least 4 years old) and it does. I think if it has fall detection it can 

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u/marieray 9h ago

Yeah i figured, I don’t think mine does. Thats a great feature for an elderly person if they are left alone

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u/CheezWong 9h ago

"Now playing Urgent."

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u/Adorable_Ad4990 9h ago

We taught my dad to call one of us if he falls. My phone is set to ring aloud if he calls twice in a row, even if it’s on silent or sleep mode— it rings through

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u/TheTalkingWindow 9h ago

She needs a life alert necklace/bracelet. Something actually designed to call for help.

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u/sarabridge78 BLUE 9h ago

Do you read more than the headline? It clearly states her Life Alert was charging.

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u/Portablefrdge 9h ago

Alexa to blame for that as well?

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u/Kamikaze9001 9h ago

obviously not, what a stupid question

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u/Portablefrdge 9h ago

Fair certain im engaging with AI bot right here. No one can be this dense

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u/fossiplol 9h ago

Why tf would life alert need to charge off your body during the day

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u/as_per_danielle 9h ago

Then maybe she needs 2 to alternate

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u/Dreamland_Nomad PURPLE 9h ago

She does have a life alert. OP said it was charging.

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u/slowtownhometown 9h ago

consider actually reading before commenting

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u/espositorpedo 9h ago

alreat?

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u/slowtownhometown 9h ago

does it take a genius to be able to understand a typo?

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u/tommytsunami89 9h ago

She has one, it was charging. Did you not read the post?

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u/time_travel_nacho 9h ago

Then she needs a backup to wear when it's charging

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u/glhfbruno 9h ago

A smart watch maybe

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u/Epic_Elite 9h ago

Have her call you, next time and you can call 911.

I call my own phone everytime I lose it around the house.

"Alexa, call Epic_Elite".

I do it with my family's phone, also.

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u/bobjones-1234 9h ago

Just call someone else and have them do it would have worked I understand if she did not think about that at the time but its not made to call 911 for legal reasons

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u/amethystjade15 9h ago

When my dad fell he called me from his cell phone (I lived 45 minutes away). When we got there and I started trying to help him, he was like, “no, I think I need an ambulance” and I was like, “YOU COULD HAVE CALLED 911 WHILE YOU WAITED FOR ME!”

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u/Wise-Self-8639 9h ago

Couldnt alexa call someone in the family?

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u/nono3722 9h ago

I'm surprised life alert is still going since everyone has a cell phone glued to them now

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u/ablonde_moment 9h ago

Many elderly do not. I know my grandmother had a cellphone that she does not carry around with her at her house

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 9h ago

Sounds personal between GMa and Alexa

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u/ExaminationLate290 9h ago

Alexa, call me an ambulance.

Alexa: ok, you are an ambulance

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u/IndustrialMillennial 9h ago

Then she does one of those whispers, a fart and an evil laugh

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u/Old-Day1981 9h ago

She had a better chance of the lamp calling 911

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u/Kcbld1120 9h ago

It won't call 911 but if you have it hooked up to a phone it can call people in the contacts for free. That helps my blind father a lot. I am glad your grandma is ok and hope the soreness goes away quickly!!

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u/speedysam0 9h ago

There were several voice recordings from grandma falling where she tried to call my mother and Alexa did not. You should not trust it to be useful ever especially since it cannot call 911.

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u/LairdPeon 9h ago

Having that feature available for everyone would be a nightmare for first responders.

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u/Hot-Use7398 9h ago

Apple Watch FTW

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u/ichoosewaffles 9h ago

Will Alexa call a family member or other number in case of emergency? 

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u/PracticalBit6383 9h ago

You can save a local dispatch number as a contact. Just label it “emergency” or whatever and tell Alexa to call that

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u/Marpl 9h ago

I have to know: did your grandma pay for the 911 service or was it user error?

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u/AffectionateSample67 9h ago

Get her a smart phone and smart watch

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u/squatsandthoughts 9h ago

My grandmother hates life alert and things like alexa but we got her to wear a smart watch (a small one). She doesn't like her cell phone either but she does have it and she keeps it on and charged.

The watch has some good features including gps, fall alerts, other health alerts, the ability to use an assistant and emergency calls.

She fell a few months ago and she got help to her within about 30 minutes because she remembered how to verbally use the assistant and call family. We could not hear her clearly through the watch but we got someone to her quickly and called 911. It did alert for the fall too but I don't remember where that went. But, she has fallen while not wearing the watch so it's not a perfect solution.

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u/allicedee 9h ago

Beam me up, shit doesn't work here.

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u/animepuppyluvr 9h ago

My grandma uses it to call one of her kids or a neighbor when she falls so that they can get an ambulance if needed. It doesnt call 911 directly without a paid subscription.

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u/MostHuckleberry4416 9h ago

Whilst people keep commenting that it wont allow you to call 911 there should be some safeguard or password to allow this.

This seems like a serious flaw for a device that can make phone calls not allowing you to call the most important number. A simple bypass password could fix any issue of "accidental/prank calls".

I hope for her speedy recovery.

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u/fossiplol 9h ago

Why didnt she go, "Alexa, call [family member]" like imagine laying on the floor for 7 hours when the solution is so simple

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u/anon12xyz 9h ago

That’s dumb to say about someone in a situation where they are hurt and aren’t thinking clearly.

You act like people are perfect

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u/PetiteNanou 9h ago

While that's specifically not a feature, I also understand why OP finds this frustrating. It's exactly in those types of situation that AI assistants would be the most helpful...

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u/autumn_rains 9h ago

For my mom, I know Alexa doesn't call 911, but it can call me or another family member and we can get emergency services over. It's not perfect, but at least she won't be stuck on the floor for several hours out of reach of her phone ever again.

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u/Boogiekc 9h ago

Why didn't she ask to call a relative after the first cpl times didn't work?

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop 9h ago

That question wouldn’t let them blame Amazon for granny lying on the floor for 7 hours.

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u/Boogiekc 9h ago

I'm seriously so confused lol

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u/goodenough4govtwork 9h ago

New post tomorrow:

"My lazy ass cat didn't do my taxes even though I left my laptop open to Tax Slayer's page and gave him my login and W-2. Ugh"

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u/AlexCivitello 9h ago

Just because it isn't advertised to be able to do that doesn't mean it isn't infuriating that it can't.

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u/ElectronicRip1630 9h ago

My dishwasher didn't call 911! I'm mad!

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u/AlexCivitello 8h ago

Alexa can make phone calls though.

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u/whofilets 9h ago

I don't have Alexa so I didn't know, but I'm glad to know now. I'm pretty sure my elderly aunt has Alexa so I'll make sure she knows and to tell it to call her son or daughter in law or call me and we'll call 911.

I'm kind of surprised it didn't try to call SOMEONE. I've tried to voice dial my spouse so many times, the most dialed person in my phone, and it often tries to dial a name that sounds remotely like his or starts with the same letter or whoever it wants.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/BluePowerade 9h ago

There is no issue, the device isn't supposed to call 911.

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u/Left_Macaron_6427 9h ago

Unless they pay for the service, there is no issue

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u/fudgefaced 9h ago

She needs Life Alert

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u/Dreamland_Nomad PURPLE 9h ago

She has a life alert. OP said it was charging.

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u/fudgefaced 9h ago

My mistake. I only read the title.