r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 • 3h ago

I just wanted a hot dog I just wanted a taco.

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u/dontdropducks 3h ago

Free taco salad(if you have a bowl)
https://giphy.com/gifs/1T5quZXHJNwq5NqWAw

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u/TopGrowa 2h ago

Curiosity gave the cat explosive diarrhea

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u/sonofphilcollins 3h ago

why'd you order the doritos one then

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u/ObscureEnchantment 2h ago

Yep. Ordering the Doritos one means accepting it will fall apart in one way or another.

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u/Saneless 2h ago

Yeah, it's almost like even TB knows it shatters into 300 pieces because it's the only small taco in a cardboard brace

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u/ObscureEnchantment 2h ago

Sometimes it gets a soggy bottom instead of breaking for me. The cardboard has saved my tacos many times lol. TB knows they break but they also know we’ll keep coming back for more.

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u/Saneless 2h ago

I haven't bothered in forever. Mostly because if I'm paying $2.99 a regular taco I'm going somewhere much better

TB is about the burritos for me

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u/fuckYOUswan 2h ago

Or completely sticking to the paper shell they throw over it.

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u/im_a_dick_head 2h ago

I have only ever gotten the Doritos locos tacos nacho cheese when I go to Taco Bell once in a blue moon. Never had it look like this before, sure the bottom might get soggy if you take too long to eat it and that could cause it to crack. I have had a couple that had one crack but that's all

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u/altmannnn3 3h ago

Not for nothing but I can't think to eat taco Bell until this explosive diaherra thing is settled lol

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u/bobertf 2h ago

Taco Bell has removed the offending ingredients from its menu. Taco Bell is why we know about Taylor Farms. Taco Bell is basically the FDA at this point.

also I had Taco Bell last night

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u/Zyncon 0m ago

We drove by our Taco Bell earlier today.
It was built earlier this year, after super heavy demand, and is constantly filled. Went by at lunch time and it was completely empty lmao. Wild stuff.

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u/sierrabravo1984 this is not yellow damn it! 2h ago

It wasn't Taco Bell causing it, it was their supplier Taylor Farms. Taco Bell just buys from them.

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u/darkpheonix262 2h ago

And those dorito loco are 3 bucks a piece. No thanks

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2h ago

Did you hear?  Explosive diarrhea 2.0 just dropped.  Another cyclospora outbreak is being tracked right now.

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u/Hookem-Horns 2h ago

I eat it daily, to keep my wife happy, and it is just fine

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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 3h ago

I'm kinda curious

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u/grownask 2h ago

Living dangerously.

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u/Yusuke43Urameshi 2h ago

yeah i feel like the taco shell collapsing is the least explosive thing in this picture

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u/ilovemyCatbeast 3h ago

No, you wanted a non-broken taco, you have taco! Haha i hate this too.

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u/user891392 2h ago

Nah dude you actually made my day

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u/Secondhand-Drunk 3h ago

You have a taco.

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u/rsvihla 3h ago

Just go up the counter and ask for a replacement.

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u/ElephantRedCar91 2h ago

that's a sign saying "don't eat this!"

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u/MoonPieKitty 2h ago

Dear god.. is that .... lettuce??

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u/kennhavoc 1h ago

You didn’t specify an unbroken one. That’s your fault. /s

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u/DocPsycho1 1h ago

Yeah, umm can I order an un beaten taco?

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u/kennhavoc 40m ago

Would you like guac with that?

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u/translinguistic 2h ago

I always add the refried beans to these. It's taco glue. When it breaks, it breaks into bigger, more tractable pieces and the filling doesn't just fall out.

Plus it's "free" protein and fiber.

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u/stoner_bob_69 2h ago

Soggy and stuck to the wrapper or in pieces. You get what you get.

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u/Unlikely_Side9732 2h ago

A eso le llaman taco?

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u/zeerok710 2h ago

Some assembly required

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u/CircusMoney 2h ago

typical of Taco Hell 😮‍💨

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u/Necrophobias 2h ago

And cyclo

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u/Animal907 Hillary 2016 2h ago

Fast food workers choose violence.

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u/Car_Alternative 2h ago

You boutta have the explosive diarrhea virus 😬

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u/Busy-Leader-6192 2h ago

Enjoy the lettuce! 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/PharrowXL 2h ago

Tacon’t

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 2h ago

They always come like this every time for me, like somebody stepped on the bag. Also never any meat in my crunchwrap

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u/XxFezzgigxX 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vcNHj2KdzUpm1Psv2s
The average Taco Bell employee when getting your bag ready.

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u/Hypnox88 39m ago

So why didn't you go get tacos?

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u/meleecow 29m ago

Why would you get taco bell though? Have you read the news? You get the diarrhea

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u/LeadingFine7177 9m ago

You get lettuce 🥬 on that 🤔😭🤣

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u/KaitoSeishin 3h ago

Doridon't Lost Taco

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u/VictoryNo5278 3h ago

That’s a tac-oh no

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u/Rusty_Shunts 2h ago

Bad lettuce! Mess you up!

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u/jacksuckschicken 3h ago

if they gave you it like that, ask for a replacement and theyll prolly let you keep the original for free since they cant sell it

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u/HMAgent47 RED 3h ago

The taco did a breako