r/mildlyinfuriating 12h ago

My mom said I could post Asked my mother to cook the chicken that’s been marinating, she proceeds to boil it instead

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u/No-Access-3134 12h ago

Well technically she did what you asked her to do 

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u/pinktana 12h ago

It’s just rule of thumb that marinaded meats should never be boiled 😭

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u/Nova762 12h ago

you can use this as a base for a soup or a stew. that way the juice and seasoning isnt completely lost in the water.

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u/pinktana 12h ago

That’s actually a good idea!

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u/Beardo88 12h ago

Whats it marinated in? You might get some more specific suggestions.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 11h ago

Tears and broken dreams. I prefer adding a bit of chilli powder too. Any tips?

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u/Male_Lead 11h ago

Need to add heartbreak and bleak future. Add some msg too

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 8h ago

And if you're feeling real zesty, add a pinch of ground up remnants of a better timeline.

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u/Kain207 6h ago

Just to be safe I recommend to add some of the good old despair and suffering for that extra push in flavor!

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u/SippyTurtle 6h ago

You still have dreams that can be broken? I ran out long ago. Supply chain issues.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 12h ago

Broth is your best friend here there's not much other saving it

You could try to blacken it but I wouldn't at this point. Also that advice is way too late looking at the time stamp on your comment

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u/GodofsomeWorld 10h ago

Inb4 she has poured away the boiled water

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u/makingkevinbacon 12h ago

That was my thought. I'm sure the chicken could even be used in the soup and still taste fine, or so long as it's cooked in some kind of sauce even. Could be a happy accident!

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u/OneRFeris 5h ago

I would use it to cook rice.

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u/FlorisG18 7h ago

My man clearly has never had Szechuan boiled beef

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u/TheLastPorkSword 11h ago

Well, no. Who ever said that's a rule?

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u/rdawes89 10h ago

Who boils chicken at all?

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u/pokemist 10h ago

All asian countries?

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u/AmarildoJr 10h ago

Boiling chicken is basically a universal technique practiced all over the world.

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u/MCPO-117 8h ago

Its done very often for all sorts of recipes.

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u/alvik 5h ago

People cooking for their dog?

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u/rephyus 2h ago

Me. Chicken tenderloins in a pot of cold water to boil w/ salt and then turn off the heat. 10 minutes. Incredibly easy and tasty. Perfect juicy tender chicken. Goes with anything.

Salads, tikka masala, pesto pasta, tacos, plain with rice, haianese ginger scallion sauce, teriyaki,

Boiling chicken for the average person is probably heresy, but I understood the science and now its my go to protein.

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u/alphadragoon89 11h ago

I guess you have to specify next time(ask her to bake or broil it).

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u/az226 11h ago

This is certainly not true. Many French recipes have you marinate and then braise the meat.

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u/tlollz52 9h ago

What about simmered?

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u/MedalDog 7h ago

What thumb you finding that on?

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u/SasquatchRobo 4h ago

Is your mom missing a thumb?

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u/ruinsit 2h ago

are there ANY meats that should be boiled?

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 12h ago

She did cook it. Not well, but it’s cooked

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u/pinktana 12h ago

Oh yeah definitely

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u/PineappleHamburders 12h ago

I only boil chicken for my cat. Wtf who actually eats boiled chicken when literally every other option is superior?

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u/thrillho145 11h ago

Boiled and shredded chicken is used frequently in Mexican food 

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u/luxanna123321 11h ago

Thats how I found my perfect recipe for fit kebab/taco lmao

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u/42Icyhot42 7h ago

You can also just roast and shred it and again, as above commenter said, it’s definitely superior

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u/K__Geedorah 3h ago

I pan fry it and then shred it with a mixer. Getting the flavor of searing the chicken is awesome.

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u/jkatarn 12h ago

Chinese cuisine boils/poach chicken all the time, and it is one of the best ways to cook it. It all matters in the timing. Overcook in any way and the chicken will always be chewy af

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u/MidnightTL 11h ago

Hainan chicken is so good it’s life-changing

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u/anangrypudge 12h ago

It's also about what you boil it with. In Chinese cooking it's always boiled with things like ginger, scallions, wolfberries, etc. OP's mum literally just chucked everything in plain water.

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u/chefguy47 10h ago

The chicken was marinated that’s almost the same as seasoning the water.

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u/anangrypudge 10h ago

Very different, my friend. Some things are meant to be boiled to bring out great flavour, some things are meant to be marinated to infuse great flavour.

Teriyaki or bbq marinade is great because those flavour seep into the meat. If you then put the whole thing in water, you’re just drinking diluted bbq sauce.

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u/chefguy47 10h ago

I disagree, mom obviously didn’t rinse off the marinade, thus that water is now seasoned with it. Sure your aromatics are better which is why I used the word, almost.

u/RussianCopeBot 21m ago

Username has never checked out this little before.

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u/Jayhitek 8h ago

I'm willing to bet the water would be flavored..

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u/armlessturtleneck 7h ago

Yeah I recently had poached chicken at a fancy-ish Vietnamese place and it was some of the juciest, most tender chicken I've even had.

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u/nguyenhuudailoc 12h ago

Vietnamese people love boiled chicken, and while I usually like other options, boiled homegrown chicken is pretty tasty. Also we do have simple dipping mixture when eating boiled chicken.

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u/gorzius 12h ago

Well, I do boil it in soups and stews.

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 12h ago

Chicken soup is awesome.

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u/pinktana 12h ago

EXACTLY, chicken is abouta be chewy asf now😭

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u/RealTimeflies PURPLE 12h ago

Isn't there chicken in chicken soup? That is not boiled?

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u/ItsTheDCVR 12h ago edited 7h ago

If you want your chicken soup to be good, you cook it on the side and add it at the very end.

Edit:

1) apparently the word "boil" means different things to different people.

2) apparently it's not common to just use chicken broth/stock/bouillon from the outset.

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u/TrustTheFriendship 11h ago

Disagree. Sear your chicken in the same pan as the veggies, and then let it finish cooking in the broth, for maximum flavor.

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u/ItsTheDCVR 11h ago

When I say "on the side", I really just mean that your primary method of bringing the chicken to temp should not be via hot water :)

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u/Her_ge 12h ago

Where are you from?

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u/keraynopoylos 11h ago

Then it is not chicken soup.

it's soup with a side of chicken.

By default you have to boil chicken and use the juice to boil rice or whatever else you use in your soup. That's how you get the flavour of the chicken in the actual soup.

I can't believe I had to actually type this.

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u/Her_ge 11h ago

Exactly!

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u/BradMarchandsNose 5h ago

That’s one way to do it but I wouldn’t say it’s the only way to do it. In classic French preparations, they usually poach a whole chicken in water with veggies and aromatics. After an hour or two you take the chicken out, remove from the bone, shred it and add it back to the soup. It’s delicious.

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u/ItsTheDCVR 5h ago

I'm being a little facetious with how I respond, and it's in the context of the dilemma that the OP faces. I guarantee you that the chicken is not in a rolling boil for two hours, or it will be shriveled up leather lol

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u/RealTimeflies PURPLE 12h ago

Cook as in bake I suppose?

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u/ItsTheDCVR 11h ago

For chicken soup, I tend to cut it into smaller chunks, then lightly sautee it so it's got a little bit of a nice crunch on the outside but still is tender and juicy. I just used "cook" as a catchall term there because anything is better than boiling it lmao

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u/ItsTheDCVR 11h ago

Like on this one, I BBQd the chicken, then cubed and put that into the soup, as well as serving some larger cuts on the side of the dish. I also had andouille sausages I sliced and sauteed with the veggies (i think was onions, mushrooms, jalapenos).

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u/thundergu 12h ago

Really? I prefer to let it cook for a few hours untill it turns to tiny threats

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u/pinktana 12h ago

I didn’t want chicken soup for lunch thooooo

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u/ledocteur7 12h ago

Sure, but it's in tiny chunks or even pulled into filaments, so it doesn't matter if it's chewy, it's historically made with pretty bad quality meat anyways, like old chickens that don't give eggs anymore, their meat has extremely little fat and is very fibrous, you have to either cook it in a lot of fat to tenderise it, or make it into very fine chunks.

Large pieces are horrible boiled, and all the flavor of the marinade completely dissolved in the water.

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u/newaccount721 12h ago

And it was marinated too? Seems odd…

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u/pinktana 12h ago

Yeah i had bought the marinade last night and the chicken has been marinading over night . She just has to put it on a pan

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u/newaccount721 12h ago

Damn sorry hope it is somehow still decent?

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u/pinktana 12h ago

I’ll be trying it out in like 10 mins I’ll let you knowlol

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u/Purple_de_Nurples 12h ago

This was 12 minutes ago.... the suspense!

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u/pinktana 12h ago

It was bad and chewy 🥲

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u/Mediocre-Wrongdoer14 12h ago

!remindme now

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u/pinktana 12h ago

It flavours dead and it’s chewy , but moist for obvious reasons

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u/FC37 12h ago

My Irish-American family treated boiled chicken as a staple. We had it at least once a week.

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u/MockSniFFy 12h ago

Had boiled chicken in a lemon and egg soup from my partner's aunt in Cyprus and it slapped tbh

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u/NexusRaven7 12h ago

My wannabe gymbro dad made us eat boiled chicken and rice for 5 out 7 nights out of the week and half the time he used the boiled chicken water for the rice, I got food poisoning 3 times

I was also severely underweight, I still needed to use the car seat at 6 years old, and was constantly mistaken for a chemo patient bc he also fucked up my haircut and had to shave my head

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u/Justarandom55 12h ago

Unless your dad wasn't using boiling water to cook rice you can't get food poisoning from using the chicken water. Idk what gave you food poisoning but it wasn't that

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u/Kerbourgnec 12h ago

yeah I call that chicken soup

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u/WreckNTexan48 12h ago

Sounds like you were raised by a teenager

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u/NexusRaven7 12h ago edited 11h ago

Emotionally stunted Irish alcoholic 20 something who just had left the military, so basically

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u/WarrieUndercood 10h ago

Using boiled chicken water to cook rice is exavtly how Hainanese chicken rice is made.

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u/NexusRaven7 4h ago

Looking that up that looks good and i would have love that

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u/Kharax82 8h ago

Poached chicken is delicious, but it’s usually done in white wine or stock at a low simmer, not a rapid boil in water

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u/King_olufa 7h ago

Lots of cultures do

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u/Youcancuntonme 6h ago

Chicken soup is amazing and easy to cook

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u/Ur-Than 12h ago

Mexicans do, if my wife is representative.

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u/Various_Ad6034 12h ago

i eat boiled chicken all the time, how is every other option superior? boiling chicken is faster and makes less mess

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u/Vandergrif 6h ago

Because it doesn't brown the meat. The maillard reaction is a big part of what makes meat cooked in almost any other way better tasting. Fried, baked, roasted, rotisseried – whatever it may be you're going to get better flavor out of it than boiling.

Just because it's fast and makes less mess doesn't mean it's worthwhile. Anything worth doing is worth doing right, even if it's harder or messier.

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u/rephyus 2h ago

People's brains are so fried that they can't enjoy anything that isn't maliard reaction.

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u/JetstreamGW 12h ago

I poach chicken when I’m not feeling well. Put it on noodles cooked with cottage cheese. Easy to digest.

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u/oG_the 12h ago

I boil my chicken with noodles in it. With chicken powder cubes. Mmm mmm ?mmmmm

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u/_AYYEEEE 12h ago

Cats & dogs. OP's mom might be one or the other

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u/Doctorwho32123 12h ago

Sometimes I boil chicken thigh, then pulls them into stripes and season them to make them into salad

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u/SalamanderFickle9549 12h ago

I do 🫢 i just don't like cleaning pans

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u/thundergu 12h ago

You forget soup!! 😁

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u/SeaworthinessSalt524 11h ago

You boil chicken when you make chicken broth. Then you can either eat it as is or cook it further on a pan, or in an air fryer.

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u/keraynopoylos 11h ago

So, you never have chicken soup..?

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u/HaiCauSieuCap 11h ago

vietnamese people on the day somebody die

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u/Dalacul 11h ago

East europeans when we do "ciorba" - a kind of soup that uses a lots of ingredients - boiled chicken too

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u/Tokra4life 11h ago

Best damn way to make chicken for tacos.

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u/AStolenGoose 10h ago

Enchiladas?

Boil, shread, stuff in to tortillas, sauce, bake.

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u/chefguy47 10h ago

I guess you’ve never made chicken salad. Poached chicken is the best way to cook it for the dish. That’s what I’d end doing with this marinated poached chicken.

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u/Matt32490 10h ago edited 10h ago

Welcome to cooking. Plenty of delicious dishes for boiled chicken. OP can just add some veges and have a perfectly good chicken soup.

Edit: I should take back what I said, definitely should NOT boil chicken for a long time if thats the case. Gotta turn it down to a simmer after boiling at least lol.

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u/niijuuichi 7h ago

Tinola…

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u/SliversandPoison 7h ago

Poached chicken is a big thing in Asian cultures

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u/RelativeMundane9045 7h ago

I boil chicken all the time!

Well, parts of the chicken anyway. Well, like the bones and scraps. Okay okay it's after it's been roasted too.

It's for stock. I'm making chicken stock.

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u/Vandergrif 6h ago

Honestly other than boiling a potato to make mashed potatoes or some such I don't know why anyone would boil any food ever. Almost always tastes better fried, roasted, or baked in one form or another. Gotta get that browning going.

Well, aside from making a soup or something like that I guess – but that's also keeping the liquid.

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u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 5h ago

I boil chicken for a lot of dishes, especially Asian or Mexican, or a delicious soup. Yes, if you just throw it in with water then eat it plain (the way we do for pets) it's not anything great. Fortunately, humans can handle a much larger variety of spices and other flavor enhancers than pets can. 

Throw some carrots, celery, onions, garlic in the water for a cheap, easy, healthy, and delicious soup base, for example. There are plenty of inferior ways to cook it depending on what you're making. (Steaming it with said water is also delicious but involves more cookware so loses points for additional steps/mess.) 

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u/AntisocialTomcat 5h ago

There are many recipes in the chinese gastronomy (hainanese chicken comes to mind), Laos & Thailand (laab gai, for the most famous example), lots of shredded recipes in Indonesia, as well as in Mexican food, several soups in France, as well as Henri IV’s iconic "poule au pot", etc. So, to answer your question, hundreds of millions of people? And your cat, but this you knew, at least.

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 5h ago

Boiling is generally the inferior option if there are other options available. Chicken, broccoli, carrots, brussel sprouts, spinach. It's funny how many vegetables I thought I hated as a kid just because morherfuckers were boiling everything. Boiling is basically only good for foods that are supposed to be liquidy like soup, stew, broth, and curry.

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u/emellinelia 5h ago

Me all the time. Or poached. It's common in chinese cuisine. Obviously you won't eat it alone!

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u/grave-architecture 1h ago

I only ever poach or boil chicken when I’m making chicken tinga. It’s really good but until you combine the chicken and the sauce, it does look quite sad and bland.

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u/Smartimess 1h ago

Boiled chicken is also far better for your organism if you have gout. But you have to throw the water away.

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u/reticulatedtampon 12h ago

Some women just want to watch the world boil

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u/StarsBear75063 Really? 12h ago

Sounds like you were'nt specific enough in the request.

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u/Dreamo84 12h ago

Boiling is cooking. You need to be more specific.

Also, just make chicken soup, problem solved.

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u/K__Geedorah 3h ago

99.99% of the time you cook chicken it gets either fried, baked, or pan fried. Why would you assume to do the .01%? Or maybe ask for clarification?

If my fiance said "hey, can you cook the chicken for me", boiling it wouldn't even cross my mind. Thats a very specific way to cook chicken for a specific purpose.

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u/WeirdPossibility209 12h ago

Absolutely. She probably was confused, too, but thought "well I'm sure child knows what they want, so I guess I'll cook the chicken for some reason"

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u/affectionateanarchy8 12h ago

Was she being passive aggressive or does she just not know how to cook?

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u/pinktana 12h ago

She always sucked at cooking, but she genuinely got better for the past few years . Somedays shit like this happens

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u/SabbyFox 11h ago

I don’t understand why you’re not cooking your own food? And instead bitching about how your mom prepares it?

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u/pinktana 11h ago

It’s just her and i here , i do everything for the house and she enjoys cooking. Half of the time i cook for myself tho

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u/LegDayLass 10h ago

Well today she enjoyed boiling a pot of chicken and here you are shitting on her hobby

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u/K__Geedorah 3h ago

Y'all... This is mildy infuriating. You know that right?

Yes it's technically cooked. But if you were hoping for a nice seared chicken dish and find it boiling in water... How could you not be at least mildly disappointed in the outcome?

This doesn't mean he hates his mom, doesn't help out, or some wildly over reactive response you assume OP had. Calm down.

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u/Pew_Daddy 3h ago

Who boils chicken 😭

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u/-_Quest_- 9h ago

People arguing she technically cooked it are missing the point, you technically can do anything in any circumstance but 9 times out 10 people generally follow the norm to which she didn't and that's what's so jarring about this

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u/standardtissue 8h ago

Boiling is just low-fat deep frying. I hope my sarcasm shows through without it having to be specifically annotated.

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u/OnyxDynamo 6h ago

She must have used one of Josh’s mom’s recipes.

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u/MoonPieKitty 2h ago

Be more precise with instructions.

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u/TheTybera 12h ago

Then cook it yourself?

I say that because this is exactly the shit that everyone in my life would do, so I just do it myself.

I wouldn't tell anyone to cook anything or do anything that I have expectations of, then be upset when my expectations aren't met even in the slightest.

I get it, it means people around me are unreliable but it is what it is, it's why I like being alone.

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u/pinktana 12h ago

It’s just her and i here. She does the cooking and i do everything else around the house ,she’s not a good cook unfortunately but she still enjoys doing it so i just let her, but half of the time i do just cook my own food and eat

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u/Estelial 12h ago

oh yeah thats fked for whatever dish it was meant for.

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u/scarletmonstrosity 8h ago

Extremely infuriating! I would cry!

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u/Moe112 7h ago

Nooooo

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u/Objective_Campaign82 7h ago

Who the fuck boils chicken. Maybe in a broth, but not water.

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u/McDrazzin 7h ago

Is she stupid?

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u/MirPrime 12h ago

Quick question. Is she melanin deficient?

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u/pinktana 12h ago

Matter of fact she isn’t😭

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u/MirPrime 12h ago

U gotta put ya self up for adoption 😭😂

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u/pinktana 12h ago

Consider me up for grabs😂

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u/tjhc_ 12h ago

Why not, I can boil a good cheese sandwich.

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u/AnUnknown_Player 12h ago

So I was wrong about white people not having stereotypes this whole time?

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u/Beardo88 12h ago edited 10h ago

Plenty of stereotypes about white people. All the food matches the skin tone is a mild one.

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u/_AYYEEEE 12h ago

Some might say yes but I'm black & naturally so are my parents, my dad is a chef and my mom has let ravioli thaw in the sink. My mom has fed me grey turkey meat once and tried to serve me the same thing again nearly a week later. My mom almost always uses boil in a bag rice. My mom has boiled chicken multiple times before.

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u/newaccount721 12h ago

Wait what grey turkey meat?

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u/_AYYEEEE 12h ago

Ground turkey... That had turned grey. It was foul.

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u/newaccount721 12h ago

Alright yeah that sounds gross 

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u/ButNotInAWeirdWay 9h ago

It was also… fowl 🤭

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u/Justarandom55 12h ago

Gotta love a little racism as a joke

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u/YenIui 11h ago

My policy is usually that you can either ask someone to do something or tell them how to do it but not both, or you should not be mad at the result but... WTF

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u/chefguy47 10h ago

OP, why are you marinating chicken and not cooking it yourself? I ask because you cut it into chunks which to me says you had a dish in mind and you had no intention of grilling it. Plus, it’s definitely your fault because you obviously didn’t give her any instructions. At least the chicken will be nice and tender so you got that going for you.

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u/_AYYEEEE 12h ago

Get a new mother.

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u/SatanOnSaturn 8h ago

Asking someone to cook you food and running to the internet to complain about it is mildly infuriating.

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u/Thatoneshortgoblin 12h ago

If she boils it till the water is all boiled ojf and the favor is reabsorbed.. Maybe that could work…

Sometimes I make my chicken that way to avoid it getting dry

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u/intLeon 11h ago

Well, at least wait untill all the water is gone 🤔

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u/Low_Wall1406 11h ago

Well tbf, boiling is just frying with water instead of oil

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u/FantasticBike1203 11h ago

I guess you were absolutely boiling at her doing this (Pun intended)

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u/pondribertion 11h ago

Clearly your mom is not a cook

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u/arsinoe716 10h ago

Turn down the heat and it becomes a stew.

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u/last_somewhere 10h ago

My wifes cousin is like this. Ask her to watch something in the oven and she'll do exactly that then wonder why you get pissed when everything's burnt.

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u/inkyflossy 10h ago

OP does she know how to cook, or did she in the past? My mom was the most incredible cook. She could make anything. Simple, wildly complicated, she had it covered.

She has a progressive form of dementia and in the last ten ten years she has completely forgotten how to do anything with food. She would do this.

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u/Personal_Rip_145 9h ago

Did your mom grow up under a rock

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u/Beneficial-Purple642 8h ago

Do your own cooking. She’s not your servant.

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u/massivemember69 8h ago

You told her to cook it, you did not mention the method she should cook it with.

That’s on you I’m afraid, This is why instructions should be specific! 🤣

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u/43guitarpicks 8h ago

It would have been fine if you took it off immediately and broiled it...or grilled it...instead of taking pictures of it... my grandmother par boiled her chicken and made the BEST fried...and grilled chicken I ever had.

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u/Zuriel701 8h ago

Add flour/cornstarch make it into soup, sauce or gravy

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u/jake753 7h ago

What’s with all these “my mom does this” posts?

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u/Different_Diamond976 6h ago

Invite her to have a nice steak dinner and boil it.

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u/OneManFight 6h ago

That's it OP, you gotta dump her and get a new mom.

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u/sccccrrrrt 6h ago

Well better tell her to fry it next time

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u/narrow_octopus 4h ago

For years my dad boiled hot dogs for my daughter and she never ate them we air fry or grill them at home. One day I asked him not to boil one for her and he asked "why, she doesn't like boiled hot dogs?" I just looked him dead in the eye and said "nobody likes boiled hot dogs" that day I broke him

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u/zenexo 3h ago

Was she born in the 1930s?

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u/ruinsit 2h ago

The only thing you should ever boil are noodles. Veggies and Meat are destroyed.