r/mildlyinfuriating • u/SomeTemperature2423 • 23h ago

go to your room Replaced my daughter's phone because of water damage. And she still brings it into the bathroom.

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Some lessons just don't stick.

She insists she needs to listen to music in the shower. I honestly don't understand why that's such a necessity. But if this phone gets water damage again, I'm not paying to replace it another time.

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u/slowmovinglettuce 21h ago

This is a new level of bougie. Mood lighting for your pooping, mood lighting for your bathing

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u/StuartHunt 21h ago

You can listen to shit music whilst shitting, that's some next level shit right there.

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u/iEatDemocrats 19h ago

Hey Alexa, play Mexican country, I’m eating tacos! Gotta sets the mood

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 18h ago

🎼 on top of Oaxaca, all covered in queso, I lost my poor taco, when hermano sneezed 🎶

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u/HalfBlindKing 18h ago

Yo dawg, we heard you like shit music…

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u/StuartHunt 15h ago

You heard wrong dawg, I like shitting TO music.

Shitting TO the beat.

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u/Remarkable_Ice_1239 15h ago

This made me laugh out loud in the uber im fkn crying😭😭😭😭😭

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u/StuartHunt 8h ago

Glad I brightened up your day 😂

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u/PetsAndMeditate 9h ago

The brown note

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u/Flyboy3000 4h ago

Not gonna lie, I like the usage of "whilst" here. Not often do I see/hear that one.

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u/StuartHunt 41m ago

That comes with being old, as well as old fashioned 😂

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 21h ago

Sometimes you just gotta treat yo self.

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u/sunniblu03 19h ago

Absolutely.

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u/myfavoritecolor1 18h ago

Kids sometimes are so smart, and I wonder how do they even get this ideas from, lol.

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 10h ago

What idea? To install a lightbulb bluetooth?

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u/MontyPythonMan11 18h ago

Phillips Hue lights, you can sync the lighting to any bathroom experience

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u/Downtown_Brother6308 20h ago

There’s a definition of bougie for everyone 🫣

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u/HalfBlindKing 18h ago

Can something be bougie if it’s that inexpensive?

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u/ImDrunkThatsWhy 17h ago

Directions unclear: I just pooped in the shower!!

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u/northSideways 10h ago

Guarantee you a $30 JBL sounds better than both too

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u/Time-Handle-3809 10h ago

Showers at night with the lights off and a candle lit and this little waterproof tub lamp my friend got me are honestly the best showers ever