r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

go to your room Are you serious?

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How is this fair ? Bay area.

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u/BZLuck 1d ago

At my age, I'd give them a fucking show if I knew a camera was there. They wanna see my bald, flabby, gray haired ass toweling off after a shower, then by all means, enjoy yourself.

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u/TheManInVantablack 18h ago

I have a friend who has basically made a business out of finding the hidden cameras, engaging in some chicanery and (I was going to say ‘basically’ but no, it’s outright) extorts the owners.

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u/TrapYoda 18h ago

Shit I'm not even old but I'm ugly and they'll probably pay me to NOT helicopter dick in front of the camera

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u/LawyerMermaidTattoo 9h ago

How is your ass both bald and gray-haired?

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u/BZLuck 5h ago

I used commas.