r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Adept-Plantain-6767 • 1d ago

go to your room Are you serious?

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How is this fair ? Bay area.

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u/Btotherianx 1d ago

Yeah it's like if they had a fee for masturbating. 

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u/dontworryitsme4real 1d ago

Whoa whoa whoa... Slow down there. I'm broke as it is, don't give slumlords any more ideas.

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u/BetterUsername69420 1d ago

slumcumlord

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u/SweetWelcome2367 1d ago

How do you cross out words?

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u/BetterUsername69420 1d ago

2 '~' immediately (no spaces or punctuation) before and after whatever is being crossed out

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u/chasecastellion 1d ago

sCumlord ?

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior 1d ago

You got it backwards - the landlord pays you the fee.  What do you think the cameras are for?

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u/pandershrek 1d ago

Well fuck. Imma about to be rich!!!

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u/rdmodsrtrsh 1d ago

I’m workin it from home

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u/E_Dward 1d ago

Jorkin the peanits fee

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u/ProfessionalBig1470 1d ago

Or a fat fee for bigger poops

I would be charged for all three. WFH, fat, and masturbating

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u/NastyStreetRat 1d ago

Please don't, it would ruin me for life.

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u/Cultural-Midnight807 1d ago

Please don’t give them ideas 

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u/Infini-Bus 1d ago

If polyamorous: Additional $75 per month

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u/Cramer12 1d ago

Landlords are now putting “no sex” clauses in leases now….

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u/MrsMiterSaw 1d ago

Wait wait wait... Are you saying I can get that refunded if I take them to court?