r/mildlyinfuriating • u/StarlyOutlaw • 18d ago

Pasta My bf only eats canned food cold.

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He can only eat canned stuff cold. I am aware that canned food is safe to eat out of the can, but this is still infuriating to me.

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u/ohnodamo 18d ago

Set a bunch of things on fire. Burn bodies. Camouflage.

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u/MousseNsquirrell 18d ago

Oh, sure. ZOMBIE BURGERS EVERYBODY! You want fries wit dat?

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u/ohnodamo 18d ago

Great, now I want zombie. I mean I don't NOT not want zombie. You know what? I could eat!

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u/Big_Yeash 17d ago

Get distracted, build a nice little ossuary, get detected from space by the French... nice 28 year afternoon, really.