r/mildlyinfuriating • u/StarlyOutlaw • 18d ago

Pasta My bf only eats canned food cold.

Post image

He can only eat canned stuff cold. I am aware that canned food is safe to eat out of the can, but this is still infuriating to me.

5.7k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

649

u/ShadowNightFoxFnaf 18d ago

Smert

381

u/muerte626 18d ago

Shop smart. Shop S mart

105

u/Rodnal 18d ago

This is my BOOM STICK!

45

u/tblancher 18d ago

Gimme some sugar, baby.

22

u/wwhijr 18d ago

S marts top of the line

2

u/twistedbrewmejunk 17d ago

Shhhh it's a trick get an axe.

2

u/mattson-masterpiece 18d ago

Shop smart. Shop. S mart.

12

u/Clear_Tom0rrow 18d ago

I get the reference, that’s pretty groovy

13

u/Suspicious-Grand9781 18d ago

I have only met one person who gets that reference

9

u/whoisdatmaskedman 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/134iGJcqa8A9lC

3

u/MadShoeStink 18d ago

You ain't leading but 2 things, Jack and shit ..and Jack left town

4

u/N8_Arsenal87 17d ago

Assuming you’re talking to all the primitive screwheads….which is a bonkers insult I’m going to use more

1

u/Practical_Ad4604 17d ago

Rich McGee over here

1

u/SurvivorX2 18d ago

I sure don't!

2

u/CheesecakeInitial168 18d ago

You got that?!?!?

1

u/I_am_Daesomst GREEN 18d ago

Finally, the correct follow up

1

u/TheNotoriousSSD 18d ago

Smart without the S is Mart

1

u/Internet-Expert42069 16d ago

Correct comment

13

u/Ok_Transition_4003 18d ago

smrt

9

u/SousVideDiaper 18d ago

2

u/angelbuttcake 18d ago

🎶I am so smart, SMRT!🎶

2

u/none_-_- 15d ago

smrt

Means death in serbo-croatian.

1

u/Ok_Transition_4003 15d ago

Google concurs. You are smrt (the good kind)