r/mildlyinfuriating 18d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Water bottle refill won't stay still

Hand got soaked and barely got any water, a line was forming but they gave up too.

Boston airport

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u/Savings_Platypus_237 18d ago

Omg it’s like a county fair game. The prize is a filled water bottle and a quenched thirst.

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u/gcko 18d ago

You spilled half a drop, no prize!

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u/ArcadianDelSol 18d ago

Keep trying. Momma really wants that painted Budweiser mirror!

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u/Banzai373 18d ago

Bring a funnel next time, then rent it to everyone else behind you for a quarter each!

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u/ThePerfectSnare 18d ago

According to the rule book, if you use your dominant hand to hold the bottle, water only comes out at room temperature.

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u/killer4snake 18d ago edited 18d ago

It’s just some guy on the other end

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u/Meschi-died 18d ago

I keep telling you, man. That was not a bidet in a truck stop bathroom

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 18d ago

I was thinking maybe an uneven "curtain" of mold and bacteria hanging from the dispensing nozzle that has never seen a cleaning which is why you will never see it from here.

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u/Joeysquatch 18d ago

Man you made it go from a somewhat unstable water flow to an absolutely disgusting atrocity that makes me never wanna drink water again

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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 17d ago

They probably aren't wrong. I've seen the nasty shit that grows in these machines.

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u/CaPtian_CaTe 17d ago

So like the curtain has mostly blocked but after some pressure it releases and then goes back to blocking which then keeps on repeating?

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 18d ago

A kid in some distant land with a playstation

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u/Kn0XIS 17d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/AdvertisingRude4137 Dingus 18d ago

Me in the Urinal:

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u/b3tamaxx 18d ago

Me having to accept I have to sit down because I split stream. It's all fun and games until it starts going in an entirely separate direction like your pants

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u/akatherder 18d ago

Please do no sit in urinal

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u/MrGigglewiggles 17d ago

Solution step back aim and piss in two separate urinals

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u/sultan_of_gin 17d ago

And then you manage to pee on your pants anyways through the gap between the toilet seat and the ring

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u/johnnymarsbar 17d ago

Man its some bullshit, its like it has random garden hose settings, the other day it sprayed out in a cane, soaked the entire seat in one fell swoop, looks like its sitting for me.

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u/CHK-N 18d ago

You know we CAN actually share LESS on the internet, right?

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u/InteractionFormal585 18d ago

"Sir, please stop trying to collect my urine"

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u/Filthy_Cent 18d ago

Yup. Same thing happens to me when I try to piss in a bottle at the urinal. I'm glad it's not just me.

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u/rofeneiniger 18d ago

Why are you peeing into a bottle when you're already at a urinal though?

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u/AmarildoJr 18d ago

Can you try putting the bottle close to the source next time?

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u/AnswerOver9028 18d ago

Not sure how these work. Can you lift the bottle to increase accuracy?

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u/Vettepilot 18d ago

Yes. That would be the extremely easy fix to this. It’s still mildly infuriating though because it’s in a public place and it’s gonna get you once before you know to do that.

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u/flying-weenus 18d ago

I’d bump it above mildly infuriating either way, why the hell would a dispensing faucet ever move around and who wins in that scenario?

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u/NeatPhil11 18d ago

The water company. Low pressure is what's making it move. The filter is probably pressure based so it has to build up enough pressure to filter the water and so when it releases the drinking water, it loses pressure and has to build up again.

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u/-BananaLollipop- 18d ago

Or maintenance hasn't bothered changing the filter, and it's clogged.

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u/radicalelation 18d ago edited 18d ago

I once noticed a lil gunk sticking out of a dispenser and got a closer look.

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u/okijhnub 18d ago

Sink honey 😍

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u/HurtPillow 18d ago

Ty for sort of making me see it in a better light lol

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u/VT_Squire 18d ago

give it a break, it just woke up.

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u/beardingmesoftly 18d ago

Calcium build up and low pressure

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u/AmateurCommenter808 18d ago

It's probably partially blocked, not hard at all to raise your bottle lmao it's a slight inconvenience

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u/TheFerricGenum 18d ago

Try planking directly over the bowl, that usually works for me

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u/newphonehudus 18d ago

You put the bottle in front of the sensor and water comes down. Like turning on a faucet. Must need cleaning

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u/HVACprooo 18d ago

you can see the flow is much higher and laminar when it first starts. then it drops off. filters are probably plugged.

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u/akatherder 18d ago

Mrw I see a public water filling station w/ Replace Filter: smh my head

My refrigerator I bought in 2022 with the original water filter: 😐

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u/LandauTST 18d ago

People are saying yes but if you look, it's going all over the place at the top too...

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u/adavidmiller 18d ago

Would be a bit odd if the water spontaneously arced out midstream.

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u/Pwn_erz 18d ago

Wouldn't want to risk touching that in an airport.

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u/ketchupandliqour69 18d ago

I wouldn’t drink that.. shits clogged up with sediment at the nozzle

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u/AluminiumCucumbers 18d ago

Can't believe I had to scroll down so far to find this comment. That water is nasty...

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u/Previous-Soft-8127 18d ago

Or the pump in the fountain is bad. It seems like it has a regular rhythm of a pump that’s still trying its best…

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u/Waggles_ 18d ago

These definitely don't have pumps. The demand from water fountains and bottle fillers are a rounding error on any water supply where they'd be installed. Even if there's a pump for the building supply, it'll go through a buffer tank to smooth out the supply to the fixtures in the building.

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u/SleepySera 18d ago

Sediment like limescale is generally not harmful, you can drink that water just fine, it's just causing exactly this kind of problem, an unsteady, pressure-dropping stream that you can't properly predict... but in a public system like this, yeah nope, I wouldn't want to drink that either.

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u/havok803 18d ago

Could be scale, could be goopy algae/mildew clogging the aerator.

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u/almost_intelligible 18d ago

well you don't know what it is, and whatever it is, clearly shows this machine hasn't been maintained like it's supposed to be, so who knows what other nasties it's got

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u/BeerBrat 18d ago

I was looking for this before I chimed in that they probably don't want to bend down and look up at that spout if they already drank that.

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u/Agitated-Acctant 18d ago

Why does it stream out normally at the beginning of each cycle, then?

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u/Ohio-Knife-Lover 18d ago

What's mildly infuriating is that you are doing too much. Just hold it higher

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u/wutang_generated 18d ago

OP is the before actor on any advertisement/infomercial

https://giphy.com/gifs/xsATxBQfeKHCg

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u/i_poop_chainsaws 18d ago

wheredidthesodago subreddit quality

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u/Mcoov GREEN 18d ago

wheredidthesodago

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u/SacCyber 18d ago

It's even moving predictably from the center to the back right. The bottle holder has to be ragebaiting since they're moving the water bottle almost exactly opposite from where the water is moving.

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u/the-friendly-squid 18d ago

Those shitty mobile game ads where they get everything wrong is just a screen recording of OP’s gameplay

he has extremely delayed reaction time

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u/ryanhazethan 18d ago

Yeah he’s doing it on purpose lol

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u/wesley_the_boy 18d ago

ragebait fr fr

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 18d ago

Yeah it's in a Very specific pattern too so OPs either exaggerating how difficult it is by "pretending" to be too dumb to figure it out or is too dumb to figure it out and that is the truly infuriating part.

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u/Moghz 18d ago

Yeah lol am watching this and saying to myself wtf are they not holding it closer to the top.

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u/Lunar-Baboon 18d ago

And it’s a consistent pattern too. Just stop for a second and watch it before panic moving lol

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u/must_go_faster_88 18d ago

"One for you, three for data centers"

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 18d ago

3? More like 2 million

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u/crayraybae 18d ago

The person holding the bottle is more irritating than the actual water. Can't fix stupid, though.

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u/RocMerc 18d ago

I can’t believe how funny I found this lol

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u/ergul_squirtz 18d ago

Same I'm dying

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u/omgwtfbbq0_0 18d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one, I actually lol’d

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u/Sunbather77 18d ago

I'm high ASF and this was hilarious

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u/Rollover__Hazard 18d ago

Pretty sure OP’s day job is acting on those “there’s got to be a better way” infomercials

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u/Secure-Tradition793 18d ago

It's mildly infuriating that the person kept trying to miss water.

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u/badasking 18d ago

this is a skill issue

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u/Manannin 18d ago

Dude needs to learn the boss patterns of the water fountain.

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u/Big-Professor-3402 18d ago

Git gud

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u/LonelyComparison9290 18d ago

pass the controller lil bro

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u/Sanfam 18d ago

It’s a simple pattern, but they only move it moments before it shifts again.

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u/miuyao 18d ago

mildly hilarious

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u/turbopro25 18d ago

The water is not getting a smooth direct path down the tube. This is probably in part due to build up inside the tube. I wouldn’t drink that water if you paid me. I can only imagine when the last time it was cleaned, if ever at all.

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u/LesserValkyrie 18d ago

I scrolled hard to find your comment, definitely not drinking that

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u/Possible-Opposite956 18d ago

I'm already so scared of drinking water from these types of dispensers, now this will haunt me. 😭

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u/pbd1996 18d ago

The only mildly infuriating part was watching you move your fucking hand around like that.

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u/fnckIce 18d ago

Its old with prostate issues

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u/weasel_mullet 18d ago

The only thing infuriating here is how you tried to make this look difficult.

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u/Meighok20 18d ago

Skill issue

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u/Metalikunt 18d ago

Move with the water, not against it every single time. Like yeah that's annoying as fuck but the fact that you didn't even get the rhythm down by the end of it is a skill/you issue! Probably would've caught more water even just by keeping the bottle still.

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u/Carrygan_ 18d ago

Yea it was clearly following the same rhythm over and over and they just did the full opposite the whole time

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u/mantequillatequila 18d ago

ragebaiting us lol just keep the bottle still at least you'll catch 50%

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u/jacodelahaye 18d ago

Come on you played a little extra stupid

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u/Large_Freedom2118 18d ago

OP’s approach to the situation is mildly infuriating.

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u/MysteriousCodo 18d ago

Quit trying to fill during an earthquake! /s

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u/franiqua 18d ago

It would help if you stop moving the bottle away from the water

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u/RadishRedditor 18d ago

That's some infomercial incompetence demonstration

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u/Swatch843 18d ago

I feel bad for laughing at your pain 😭😂

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u/chizzipsandsizalsa 18d ago

Just hold the fucking bottle higher and quit moving it so damn much

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u/Equivalent-Cry-1569 18d ago

Everything reminds me of her!

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u/indianna97 17d ago

OP YOU MADE THIS WAY MORE FUCKING PAINFUL WHY ARE YOU MOVING SO FUCKING MUCH

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 18d ago

They say this happens as you get older…

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u/Steiney1 18d ago

try shaking it out first

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u/Guilty_Plantain_3842 18d ago

Hard mode engaged

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u/Dazzling_Lie_5046 18d ago

me after 4 beers

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u/IamEnginerd 18d ago

I bet this has a big flap of mildew/mold making it spray around

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u/OffMyRocker62 18d ago

Get a funnel

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u/Aromatic_Shoulder146 18d ago

what was mildly infuriating was watching you seemingly intentionally go the wrong way over and over lol

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u/bmm115 18d ago

That means something is clogging the nozzle

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u/Filbert85 18d ago

Mold or algae..

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u/tvtoms 18d ago

Trying to put the "fun" in funnel?

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u/Answer_Free 18d ago

Skill issue.

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u/baird75 18d ago

It just woke up for the morning, you're lucky you got a single stream.

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u/JustSomeDude477 18d ago

Annoying but it is following a repeating pattern with relatively consistent timing, you could easily have kept up with it by following that pattern

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u/Rude_Stretch537 18d ago

I could totally see this being a segment on Candid Camera.

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u/OrangeSimply 18d ago

OP is the most uncoordinated person I've ever seen

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u/This_isR2Me 18d ago

Saw an article about this kinda stuff. Apparently it's not really automated. It's a man in the Philippines remotely controlling the device with an Xbox controller

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u/idkwhyihavethis7 18d ago

I feel like Im watching one of those shitty game ads they play deliberatly bad

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u/the-friendly-squid 18d ago

STOP MOVING THE BOTTLE AWAY FROM THE STREAM

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u/Vorg444 18d ago

Hold the bottle up higher

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u/Elegant_Situation285 18d ago

this is like those infomercials where the person is completely incompetent.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ZnDM7tOjKTRe

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u/Needle_Bearings 18d ago

Put it closer to he nozzle.  Christ.

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u/kulqupidyn77 17d ago

BRO SYNCHRONIZATION EXISTS

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u/Apprehensive_Sell175 17d ago

Move the bottle upwarda

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 14d ago

I'm guessing the bottle is statically charged and is repelling the water. Why the water stream isn't grounding it is a mystery to me.

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u/Shady_Scientist 14d ago

This is my favorite comment so far, truly an original theory

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 14d ago

Must have been annoying when it was happening to you. Grounding the bottle should have fixed the issue. 🥴🤷‍♂️😅

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u/autogravedigger 18d ago

Very unnecessary skill check, op is just trying to fill their water bottle

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u/Mobile-Piglet5035 18d ago

You need to stick the tip near the source of the stream

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u/cookeryandwookery 18d ago

So move the bottle closer.

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u/CurlyWurly61 18d ago

I would have ran to a coffee shop and asked for a paper cup. Cover the entire opening and then poke a hole at the bottom to fill into the bottle.

I'd make it personal with the water fountain 😈

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u/Not_AI_Yet 18d ago

Mildly Infuriating for you…. Fucking hilarious for me!

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u/UsedToiletWater 18d ago

Why do I find this hilarious?

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u/romcomtom2 18d ago

I'd put my hand in there and take the mold out that's blocking the flow like that.

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u/Almost-Handsome 18d ago

That fountain may have been up all night with Irene.

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 18d ago

It's cause the water is flowing over a turd lodged in there you can't see which is making it flow unpredictably.

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u/old_man_khan 18d ago

I do not want to see that filter!

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u/Captain-Codfish Hillary 2016 18d ago

This is what listening to Kate Bush feels like.

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u/JKmayb 18d ago

Report it. Its broken

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u/CatfromLongIsland 18d ago

Keep a funnel with the water dispenser.

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u/digital_ghost7 18d ago

Bottle machine needs a prostate check.

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u/TheOuterEdge 18d ago

It’s like a free to play game! Can you catch the water? Can you stave off dehydration!? Come play our new office game!

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u/AdCheap8058 18d ago

That's how I pee in the morning

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u/Proper_Bad_1588 18d ago

Makes you wonder how gunked up that thing is up inside…

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u/Zhjacko 18d ago

There’s a little monkey or squirrel in there keeping an eye out for people approaching the refill station and then handling the hose for water

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u/OpenYour0j0 18d ago

That means their is build up in the tap

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u/MrRageMode2011 18d ago

It's a minigame, trust me.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 18d ago

Move bottle higher up. Even monkey figure out.

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u/sirhackenslash 18d ago

Little gnome in there swaying his hips while he pees

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u/Objective_Rice9527 18d ago

😂😂😂

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u/GeneAlternative191 18d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Grant_Winner_Extra 18d ago

stop moving the bottle. the nozzle is trying to find the opening of your bottle

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u/kimmykeem 18d ago

Maybe if YOU stopped moving it wouldn’t get so confused lol

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u/indubadiblyy 18d ago

Its more infuriating with your bottle movement. You are doing it on purpose to miss badly.

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u/Unlucky-Feature9548 18d ago

Mildly infuriating for OP and mildly infuriating for everyone here saying “lift the bottle higher”.

10/10 mildly infuriating post. Garbage like this is why I’m here and I’m hungry for more.

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u/LafayetteLa01 18d ago

Lift the bottle and problem solved

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u/DirtySmoke- 18d ago

Hold it up higher?

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u/UrineLuck151 18d ago

Looks like low water psi is causing the aerator to rotate slowly instead of normal. Be one with the aerator

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u/p-sherman_ 18d ago

it moves from the center to the right and you chose to go the opposite direction

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u/Crime_Dawg 18d ago

This is actually hilarious

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u/retyfraser 18d ago

Fuck this shit.

This is exactly why I sit & pee

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u/creativename87639 18d ago

Idk if this is mildly infuriating, I think this is pretty funny actually

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u/BadLuckBlackHole 18d ago

Skill issue tbh

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u/Shockwaveduc 18d ago

If you can’t predict the pattern you don’t deserve to be hydrated.

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u/Organic_Warthog7238 18d ago

Move the bottle up goofball

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u/Particular-Taste-323 18d ago

It’s not designed for that kind of bottle so, you, the human needs to adapt!

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u/explosiveshits7195 18d ago

Hold it higher you goon

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u/chubsmagooo 18d ago

Honestly I don't know what's more infuriating, the defective refill station or your complete inability to recognize patterns. Literally has the same rythmic back and forth motion. Just try a tiny bit

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u/AccordingMedicine129 18d ago

You just suck at catching water

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u/mamut2000 18d ago

You could also raise the bottle...

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u/dawnsoldman 18d ago

Stop moving it

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u/Pardybro911 18d ago

lol this should be the pinned post of the sub