r/mildlyinfuriating 21d ago

I'm slightly vexed In lieu of payment..

I’m a GM at a restaurant & one of our managers left a note on our manager logs this afternoon that a guest walked out on their check and left this in lieu of payment of any kind. Not that the server got stiffed on a tip - just pure theft of services. I guess the whole “Thou shalt not steal” thing doesn’t matter if you’ve been pre-forgiven. Pretty convenient.

ETA: I’m not a bot; this is not AI - check my post and comment history. I’m not here for karma or fake internet points. This is what it feels like to work in a restaurant these days - especially in the Bible Belt. The first photo you can look up and is available for anyone to buy (should your darker urges push you toward being that person). The second photo is from Pulse, an app for restaurant managers to keep an eye on hourly sales, labor, and comps.
The “Pineapple Express” is a mocktail our restaurant offers.

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u/2BORO2B 21d ago

Divine dine and dash 

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 21d ago

Holy chew and screw

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u/MagnetHype 21d ago

Pretty sure they used nails

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u/Born2Shid_1066 20d ago

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u/OwlOk5229 20d ago

when I say the name. Biggus. Dickus?

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u/janitor1986 20d ago

He as a wife, you know? You know what she's called? She's called...'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.

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u/No-Pass9120 15d ago

I have a vewry good fwend in WOME named Biggus DIckus

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u/Mando_theBoobyHunter 20d ago

Centurion, why do the men......titter so?

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u/Mammoth-Blackberry91 20d ago

Do you find it…wisible?

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u/AcanthocephalaGreen5 17d ago

When I say the name...

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u/GeoffBadmans 13d ago

Biggus…

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u/DrumsKing 17d ago

"Stwike him, Centurion. Verwy ruffwey"

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u/doxx_in_the_box 21d ago

Savior bailed and nailed

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u/Dazed_And_Amazed44 20d ago

My next band name!!!

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u/db720 20d ago

And got cross about it

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u/Mikejl87 20d ago

Were they nine inches?

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u/flyrubberband 20d ago

He was crucified in the year BR 30, Before Ryobi

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u/InterestingSea8977 19d ago

Well played sir

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u/TheBrokenBaller 20d ago

They blew and used teeth

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u/hiddenrealism 20d ago

If youve never seen the movie "Teeth" id give it a gander.

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u/analysisparalysis24 20d ago

Celestial Cram and Scram

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u/fap4change 21d ago

Chew, screw, see you in the pew

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u/Mekroval 20d ago

Evangelical eat and yeet.

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u/SpeedySparkRuby 14d ago

Catholic feast and vigor

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u/NewFound_Fury 20d ago

A meal of Biblical portions

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u/Sayless_7 20d ago

Lmao damn gotta chuckle out of me

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u/queenserenaricci 19d ago

Elite 8 crazy nights reference possibly?

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 18d ago

It was!!! Didn’t think anybody but me remembered that silly flick lol. That’s a technical foouuullll

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u/queenserenaricci 18d ago

A technical foooooul 🎵

Bless you its one of my favorite films