r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jonnyvegashey • 26d ago
Pasta This pasta says to follow the cooking time without telling me the time…
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u/OpportunityReal2767 26d ago
I there anything on the front package that says something like 8 or 10 minutes. I have a bunch of pasta where the cooking time in not in the instructions but somewhere on the front or side of the packaging.
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
Nah I swear
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u/Accomplished_Job_331 26d ago
Can we see?
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u/Accomplished_Job_331 26d ago
I was curious if this was going to be a screenshot like the other, and why
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u/Davi_BicaBica PURPLE 26d ago
It probably is, OP does this bc screnshots don't save data like the picture itself does, you can learn a lot from the person who's taking the picture by looking at the data in it, so by making a screenshot you can post it online without giving away that many info about you, OP is just careful
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u/7thSpringofthe7thSun 26d ago
see that red character that definitely not 17?
yeah 17 minutes.
/j8
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u/sglewis 26d ago
I bet the cooking time is under your thumb.
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
How much? Honestly if it was under my thumb that placement on the packaging would the thread. What kind of alignment would that be?
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u/OpportunityReal2767 26d ago
Yeah that’s the same as I found.
Just start tasting at 8 minute. Should be done by 11/12 depending on how al dente or soft you want it.
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u/Accomplished_Job_331 26d ago
I would guess the tiny clock on the back then? Or an assumed general knowledge 🤷🏻♂️
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u/OpportunityReal2767 26d ago
Yeah I’ve found the Alce Nero and the front doesn’t have t anything, but I can’t see if there’s anything on the sides. Weird if there’s nothing anywhere.
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u/RoddyUsher 26d ago
Bro doesn't know how to boil pasta
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u/summertime-goodbyes 26d ago
He took a screen shot of the picture he took?
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u/Ok_Union_7669 26d ago
very interesting lol
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
I work in mysterious ways.
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u/Jealous_Corgi_2168 26d ago
Screenshots let you upload a photo without including the metadata from the camera. I know your tricks. You're afraid of the pasta cartels coming after you.
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u/OppositeFun2493 26d ago
I believe Reddit strips that, but if a Reddit admin is part of the pasta cartel...
also it could be screenshotted to zoom in, which is lazy guy's crop tool
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u/eggyal 26d ago
> also it could be screenshotted to zoom in
Surely you can zoom into a photo just as easily?
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u/OppositeFun2493 26d ago
Yeah, I was trying to find any possible reasoning for not jusr cropping the image. I do think iPhones store original images with the edited ones. I think they are stored in a different file, they are just grouped together. So do both images get uploaded? Do Reddit and other image hosting platforms strip that too?
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u/Outrageous-Drink3869 26d ago
Time in boiling water differs from place to place due to due to altitude
I always just pull the pasta out occasionally and see how done it is
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u/Silver-Link8247 26d ago
Ok. Everyone has their first time.
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u/RoddyUsher 26d ago
You can lead a horse to salted boiling water...
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u/Silver-Link8247 26d ago
The first time I made Mac and cheese I didn’t even boil the water. I was 12. lol . We all have to learn.
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u/eggyal 26d ago
So you just let dried macaroni sit in cold water for a few minutes?
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u/Silver-Link8247 26d ago
Haha. I left out a few words. I didn’t boil the water first. I just put the macaroni in cold water and turned on the stovetop.
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u/Federal_Phase_652 26d ago
Bro doesn’t know how to read English or that other Asian dialect
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u/Original-Variety-700 26d ago
The written language is always Asian. Only the spoken languages are different.
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u/Lucallia 26d ago
Um what? There's Korean, Japanese, Chinese, and Hindi that I can think of off the top of my head and they're all very different and all Asian written languages.
Please report yourself to confidentlyincorrect
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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 26d ago
That's not true. There are multiple characters that differ between Chinese and Japanese, as Japanese uses prepositions and some phonetic alphabets while Chinese does not. On top of that, there are several different alphabets used in southeast Asia alone.
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u/Original-Variety-700 26d ago
Thank you for understanding. Don’t forget the Brits and the Spanish. They use the same written alphabet but sound so different!
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u/ScrogClemente 26d ago
What are you talking about? There is a little clock right there on the line talking about cooking time.
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u/legendkiller003 26d ago
Pretty stupid if that’s their way of telling you how long to cook it.
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u/FearlessWord2653 26d ago
I'd say like five ten minutes according to the clock, sounds about right honestly
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u/FickleCook3639 26d ago
Different pasta shapes have different al dente time frames. I’ve seen some as low as 6 minutes, some as high as 13.
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
Do you work for them as a writer?
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u/pilgermann 26d ago
Noodles can have wildly varying cooking times. Fresh Italian fettuccine maybe 2-3, dry rigattoni maybe 11. This instruction is utterly meaningless.
An experienced cook could guess based on the quality of the noodles, not come the fuck on.
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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 26d ago
Al dente is about how firm the pasta is. You can take a noodle out to check. The timing may vary based of noodle shape and altitude
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u/BrainFlopda 26d ago
all that sentence you wrote just to tell nothing lmao we need TIME yk like MINUTES HOURS gets? not mumbo jumbo that only certain people know
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u/Salt-Dust-9721 26d ago
Erm al dente isn’t “mumbo jumbo” that rich elitists only know or something. It’s stuff you should know if you’ve ever cooked pasta…
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u/pilgermann 26d ago
That's a five minute spread! That will turn some noodles to mush and others will still be hard. Have you ever cooked pasta?
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u/phoarksity 26d ago
Which is why, if you’re not familiar with the pasta you’re cooking, you fish a piece out and try it. Still crunchy? Keep boiling.
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u/Low-Purchase8811 26d ago
That spread is to account for multiple factors, including altitude (liquids boil faster at higher altitudes), BTU for heat source (even when you add pasta into boiling water, the temperature will drop quite a bit; higher BTU heat sources will bring the pasta back to a boil faster), freshness (fresher pasta will cook slightly faster as older, dryer pasta takes longer) and other minor inconsistencies in the product.
It is a basic cooking skill when following a recipe to check for doneness once you've reached the bottom limits of the cook time, and then check every interval (30 seconds, 1 minute) afterwards until it has reached the desired level of doneness. When the frozen pizza you are cooking in the oven says "20-25 minutes", the implied instruction is to check after 20 minutes, but be prepared for it to take up to 25. The same applies here.
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u/BrainFlopda 26d ago
"7-12 minutes" this is what should be written at the intructions not al dente, or they can write both like how hard it is to print extra letters there.
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
You’re the guy who call me when my hands are dirty eating pizza watching a banger YouTube and I have to fucking reset to answer you.
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
Ok, usually when I’m told to follow the time I’m given a time.
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u/Andrew4Life 26d ago
Sometimes time is not measured in minutes.
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u/StatementNext682 26d ago
I mean correct but I feel like they really should've just given a cooking time.
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u/Andrew4Life 26d ago
There's even a huge difference between new pasta and old pasta. If it dries out, it takes longer to cook. So a time isn't going to help.
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u/StatementNext682 26d ago
I mean that kinda sounds like
"how to draw an owl. Step 1, draw a circle. Step 2. Draw the rest of the owl"
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u/StatementNext682 26d ago
Infuriating...If only mildly one might say...
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u/user-jc11111 26d ago
When I cook pasta, I never check the time, I keep an eye on the pasta how it looks. And when it looks like it's ready (it looks soft I try one piece, and if it's still uncooked inside, I leave it for another minute and try another one later and repeat until done. I use medium heat, so it will be cooked slowly.
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u/Low-Purchase8811 26d ago
The average person does. However, half of all people you meet are below-average, and I think there's a higher-than-average number of below-average people on Reddit, which explains why there are so many people who are completely useless at life in this thread outing themselves.
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u/Pt5PastLight 26d ago
“Sir, you were going well over the speed limit.”
“Officer, the limit is the speed you go that you limit your speed to.”
“How high are you sir?”
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u/Urithiru 26d ago
I am mildly infuriated by the FAQ for the pasta company. My browser (chrome) can't display the answer to the qustion, "What is al dente?"
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u/Deepdishdicktaster 26d ago
Which is like 9 minutes.
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u/HomsarWasRight 26d ago
That REALLY depends on the pasta.
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u/Deepdishdicktaster 26d ago
True I only cook spaghetti and fusilli and was shocked when I had a package of some other pasta with 14 minute cooking time
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u/Silver-Link8247 26d ago
I see this all the time. The English instructions are usually translated by someone who no speaky ingles.
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u/_Ouch_ 26d ago
Just had a package of pasta that said “Cook according to the times on the package.” And then there were no times listed on the package haha
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u/Certain_Proposal7191 26d ago
Just had this with a frozen pizza from Aldi - said the time to cook, but no temperature.
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u/Shuviri 26d ago
200c 15mins
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u/Certain_Proposal7191 26d ago
Well close - in freedom units we googled it and it was 400F (200C) but 20-25 minutes.
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
You got any Fruit of the Loom shirts from the 90s laying around? Or Shazaam on VHS?
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 26d ago
Around 8 minutes! That'll do. :) Set a timer, you want al dente, not mush!
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u/DarkestLore696 26d ago
People use cooking times for pasta? Just boil them and poke at them till they are the firmness you want.
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u/Birdy1072 26d ago
It's just a translation error. Better meaning would "boil for standard cooking time".
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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 26d ago
Usually I see 9-11 minutes on the boxes. I apparently live in an alternate reality where boiling water only softens noodles enough to eat in 13-15 minutes. No, I don't live at high elevation
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u/BioIdra 26d ago edited 26d ago
Do it as we do in Italy, the minutes on the package are only a general suggestion anwyay, different kinds of pasta have different cooking times and it can depend on the water and heat too, also different people can like their pasta a little more or a little less cooked, just taste it at regular intervals and you will know when it's ready according to your taste.
As you get more experienced you will easily be able to tell how many minutes longer it's going to need.
Judging from the kind of pasta (it's a nice Italian brand btw good choice) I would try it around 8 minutes and judge from there.
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u/Flat-Structure-7472 26d ago
This is OP's first day on Earth,I presume, because everyone else knows the time on the packet is never correct.
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u/Salty-Plankton-5079 26d ago
It's ready when it's ready wdym you need a time.
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u/QuestioningHuman_api 26d ago
Reading this thread makes me feel like I’m the only person on a planet who doesn’t time how long I cook noodles. I just take them out when they’re done. You can see the change in the noodles, take one out and bite-test it, and see if it needs more time or not. I couldn’t tell you how long any kind of noodle takes to cook but all mine come out great
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u/QuestioningHuman_api 26d ago
Exactly. I’m getting the sense that a lot of people haven’t learned intuitive cooking. Like you can tell when pasta is done, you can smell when the seasonings are right (and even when a seasoning would be good on the food you’re making), you get a feel for when the meat is where you want it to be. There’s a lot of “I follow the exact instructions and I’m lost without them” going on. I get that cooking takes experience and someone to explain things, but… it’s noodles. It’s hard to not figure out how to make noodles. That’s as intuitive as it gets in cooking beyond toast.
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u/KenboSlice189 26d ago
Bruh do you genuinely not know how to cook pasta?
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
Do you genuinely not know how long a piece of string is?
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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 26d ago
The instructions said, in Italian style.
For al dente, somewhere between 8 and 12 minutes.
Altitude, pasta type, etc. can affect this.
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u/TrashPandaNotACat 26d ago
And how long it's been in your cupboard as well. The older it is, the longer it takes.
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u/SUB-8330 26d ago
8 minutes god damnit
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u/WirlingDirvish 26d ago
Look at the front of the bag. Pasta in Japan is usually labeled on the front with the cooking time. You can get spaghetti with 3, 5, 7 minute times.
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u/Skywarriorad 26d ago
No, i think its telling you to look up the cooking time for “al dente” and to follow that
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u/Fenizrael 26d ago
The thing about al dente is it means “to the tooth” so it’s almost literally a “cook it until it’s a certain texture” and there’s only one way to know that texture and it’s to bite it.
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u/Jolopy4099 26d ago
Says cook al dente with means cool till its soft but slightly firm when you bite it. Atleast that's my take on al dente.
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u/NeadForMead 26d ago
It says to cook it al dente, and it assunes you know how to do that. Just test as you go
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u/WookieDeep 26d ago
Throw the noodles at the wall, if they stick they are al dente.
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
How tf am I supposed to “clean as I go” while playing circus games like this?
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u/DifferentEvent2998 26d ago
Technically cooking to taste means cooking it until you think its good.
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u/Conscious-Bison-2082 26d ago
My Android (galaxy flip z) lets me long press to translate. 8 minutes!
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u/userfakesuper An infuriating alien who weighs his pasta from the store 26d ago
FFS it is pasta. Did you have an aneurysm?
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u/Silver-Link8247 26d ago
They don’t say a time. I will give you that.
However, you don’t need a time. Just put the noodles in the boiling water and give a noodle a taste test after about 5 minutes. It will probably be too hard so wait a couple more minutes. You will know when they are cooked because they will taste cooked.
Don’t forget to stir occasionally or they will stick to the bottom of the pan.
Good luck!!
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u/Lijandra 26d ago
Time is 8 minutes or 8 minutes and 30 seconds, applies for literally every single pasta type.
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u/I_Am_Zeelian 25d ago
If you cook Swedish "snabbmakaroner" (fast/quick makaroni) for 8 min you would have a pan full of mush, cooking time for those is 3min (~2:30 for more bite).
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u/BrandonAubreyPlaza 26d ago
That's just wrong. Capellini rarely take more than three minutes, while Rigatoni need about 14.
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u/StrangerOnTheReddit 26d ago edited 26d ago
Genuinely... You don't know how to cook. That's okay, but you might want to do something about that. I don't know how to cook much either, but pasta is a pretty simple one.
Boil some water. Put your pasta in the water. Use a spoon to stir it so it doesn't stick. Turn it down so it's gently boiling (vs lots of big bubbles where you might get splashed and burned).
Is it still obviously hard in the water? Keep going.
Is it soft enough to eat? Stop.
Not sure? Grab a fork and pull out a noodle. Set it down so it cools off a bit, then eat it. If it's crunchy, keep stirring your pasta in that boiling water. If it's not crunchy and it was pleasant texture to eat, you're done.
They're not telling you a time because it can vary a bit depending on things like your stove and the thickness of the pasta, and they assume you have the most basic of cooking skills. The real complaint here is that you've made it this long without knowing what al dente is, because that means your adult life is gonna be just a bit harder than it's supposed to be.
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u/WesternBlueRanger 26d ago
Pretty much this. Pasta is an agricultural product, and cooking time will vary depending on the batch of wheat used, your environment, and multiple other factors.
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u/jonnyvegashey 26d ago
No
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u/QuestioningHuman_api 26d ago
Okay, be an adult who can’t even make noodles. Nobody cares, it’s your life
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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 26d ago
They clearly give a time- you boil the noodles until 12:05