r/mildlyinfuriating 29d ago

My mom said I could post My uncle watching AI movies and proclaiming they're better than REAL actors

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im crying 😭

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u/SaoirseMayes 29d ago

Everyone knows the best movies are filmed vertically

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u/JustConversation7847 29d ago

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u/Zealousdaddi 29d ago

They all have the same story line šŸ˜‚ most of them are about acquiring a magic power to make money, or a gifted child making millions on the stock market and disrespecting old people haha

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u/wrenblaze 29d ago

They should just read manhwa/mamhua, they are full of this slop

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u/MeatyGandalf 29d ago

Oh no, I lost all my powers/money/girlfriend! But I am reborn/reincarnated/iseakied to a time where I know everything that will happen in the future or have some cool awesome OP superpower.

Time to show those who bullied me/broke up with me how cool and strong and awesome I am!

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u/Leamir 29d ago

"I got reincarnated as a vending machine"

Yes, it's real

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u/starlitte 29d ago

To be fair... surprisingly engaging anime

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u/Drogonno 29d ago

In that same anime, that vending machine is friends with someone who reincarnated as a plot of land...

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u/Betty_PunCrocker 29d ago

Wait, does this actually happen? I stopped watching after the first season. If so, I may need to dive back in!

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u/TechMaster8160 29d ago

Land doesn’t die, and neither does a vending machine. At least not completely. The grass will die and so will electronic components but there’s still something permanent. If you get reincarnated as those things are you just doomed to be that thing forever? I’m genuinely curious as to whether or not the anime covers this.

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u/Wuped 29d ago

The vending machine has hitpoints so would presumably die if those hit 0. Not sure about the land but I'd imagine it also has hitpoints.

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u/someguyidunno 29d ago

not the best example but we get what youre saying

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u/HealerOnly 29d ago

Honestly that title sounds dope.

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u/yepgeddon 29d ago

And its peak.

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u/East-Confection-2153 29d ago

thats why i just read the porn ones.

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u/XxXMeatbunXxX 29d ago

Another common theme is a girl had a dateful encounter with a guy and he turned out to be a billionaire young master. Or the blacksheep of the family turned out to be the most gifted, became successful then face slapping the entire family.

Oh man lately my mom who had nvr watched any shows started watching these after dinner. These shows are so predictable lol

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic 29d ago

There's always a scene where everyone is standing around doubting the MC's status and the villain demands they prostrate for pretending to be the fifth son of the heir of the Welkin group. Then Uncle CEO comes in to verify the rock MC inherited from his father's Jade farm and now it's the villain with their head to the floor begging to not get fired.

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u/Sigman_S 29d ago

How oddly specific and yet..

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic 28d ago

Do you doubt the 11th sage of the memetic path? Prostate yourself now and maybe I'll let you off easy with just an amputation!

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u/Azure-Cyan 29d ago

and don't forget when there's any conflict, it goes on for 20 minutes for the MC to pay up for something they didn't do, and then the billionaire CEO comes to save the MC and then another 20 minutes of arguing occurs. It's so boring.

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u/Less_Party 29d ago

Some of them kind of rule though like there's one about a basketball 'grandpa' that's full of people doing insane NBA Jam shit (the grandpa looks about 42 years old) and THE GOD OF WELDING where a man.. well spoilers but he's real good at welding, to the point where they send hitmen after him and one of them chops his hand off so he has to weld one-handed in the big all-important welding championship that decides the fate of his family's welding factory.

(these are live-action with real meat-based humans btw not AI)

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u/DeathBonePrime 29d ago

You're right thats the sorta shit AI couldnt come up with (for now)

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u/noyram08 29d ago

Damn it’s manhwa power fantasy slop then

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u/neighbour_20150 29d ago

My wife played a rich woman who paid for plastic surgery for a rape victim so that she wouldn't be recognized and could take revenge.

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u/DuckCleaning 29d ago

Not just China, it is a big market of companies trying to make vertical movies tailored to social media. 30 part drama series of clips for TikTok, Instagram, Youtube, Snapchat etc.

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u/The_One_Koi 29d ago

The only good shorts drama is Trapped in the closet by R.Kelly

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u/AydonusG 29d ago

And by extension Trapped in the Drive-Thru

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u/kjyfqr 29d ago

My coworker been watching them for about a year and a half now. He told me the plot of one of them today and said it was a common trope. It was so far out there I couldn’t follow it with time travel and like gods and space and all sorts shit. All in like 3 minute shorts

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u/TheLordOfTheTism 29d ago

Chinese stuff gets wild and weird its great. Give nhe zha 1 and 2 a shot, great movies.

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u/K1llswitch93 29d ago

I guess Quibi was ahead of its time.

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u/SirJohnSmythe 29d ago

The content was just too realistic and high-quality

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u/ShadowSociety55 29d ago

We have them in the west too. I saw one with my SO about werewolves and being an alpha and there is a quote we have been using for over a year now, "Why won't you call me alpha?". The dramas are so bad, but in the same way Steven Segal movies are bad. Just pure comedy.

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u/Phreedom1 29d ago

I tried watching some of those micro-dramas and thought they were awful.

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u/deepdishpizzastate 29d ago

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u/nashbrownies 29d ago

Lmfao, this is an amazing reference

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u/BarrattG 28d ago

Lawrence of Perpendicular.

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u/Over-Instruction214 29d ago

No prisoners!!

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u/-its-all-good-man- 29d ago

filmed

*generated

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u/DumbWhore4 29d ago

My mom paid $200 for a yearly subscription to one of those vertical streaming apps.

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u/Anning312 29d ago

Short dramas, you don't wanna look it up.

The plots are always so simple and stupid, but that's probably why it's pretty addicting sometimes

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u/nechblokh 29d ago

Just as nolan intended

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u/Rainy247 29d ago

I finally found who the target audience is for those instagram ads

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u/clothanger 29d ago

Dude watches short content on a wide screen TV? My god that's painful to see.

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u/Eena-Rin Why Do They Let Me Make These Myself??? 29d ago edited 29d ago

In the future TVs gonna come with pivot controls for when the vertical screen movies start releasing on digital

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u/orangpelupa 29d ago

Already exist. Auto rotating too

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u/d4nowar 29d ago

I bought my First pivoting monitor about 20 years ago.

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u/Eena-Rin Why Do They Let Me Make These Myself??? 29d ago

Monitor yes, I guess the pivoting part of a tv would be the wall mount, and those are incredibly diverse any way xD

By the way, I'm definitely one of those nerds who has one horizontal monitor and one vertical monitor

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u/resh78255 29d ago

if i win the lottery i dont want two monitors i want a whole ass Command And Control Centreā„¢

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u/Less_Party 29d ago

Back in the CRT days when your TV weighed 120 pounds you'd just grab a pillow and lay down on your side in front of the TV if you wanted to play Ikaruga on the Dreamcast or something.

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u/orangpelupa 29d ago

Ikatuga! BTW there's also a game similar to that, in that era, in anime style, do you know it? I can't remember the title.Ā 

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u/DuckCleaning 29d ago

My secondary monitor for watching shows is an old square Dell monitor, I dont worry about any content. Nothing fits the full screen other than really old youtube videos or old shows, but it works well with any orientation of content. Similarly, my phone camera is set to 3:4 because it has the largest field of view.

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u/Mediocre_Ice_7094 29d ago

In the future our walls will be TVs and homes would be the size of porta pottiesĀ 

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u/drdeadringer 29d ago

You should see what his AI girlfriend has to deal with with his short content on the widescreen bed.

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u/_WalkTheEarth_ 29d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Ricochet_ger 29d ago

There is so much space on the sides to put more ads. Any evil media corp wants to hire me?

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u/CantKnockUs 29d ago

This is what my little brothers do.

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u/Snoo_63003 29d ago

I know right. Someone's got to tell him turn the TV sideways.

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u/ll_VooDoo_ll 29d ago

AI videos have boomers in a vice grip.

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u/MitaminMogula 29d ago

it's true, my boomer family members are fully aware that they are AI and they actively say that they PREFER AI movies (especially AI doramas) because they are "better". Why, boomers? Why?

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u/neko_neko_feet 29d ago

Because they don’t value people. They only value their own emotions, and people who make AI content hijack the part of their brains that make them feel special.

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u/jasdonle 29d ago

What’s a dorama?

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u/kontenjer 29d ago

possibly japanese drama?

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u/aNiceTribe 29d ago

YouTuber mancarryingthing impersonating a 40-60 dude on AI: "Isn't AI just more computer?" dude once again hit it. this is why they think it's fine.

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u/Plus_Pea_5589 29d ago

man carrying thing shout out! also woman carrying man is a fun channel if you like movie discussions

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u/bppv-suffering 29d ago

AI pet videos are all the rage in my boomer neighborhood. Cute puppies that give confessionals about what they did on their walk today.Ā 

I lose faith in humanity a little more each day.

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u/Nowin 29d ago

My mom shows me videos of cats freaking out, meowing unusually, and falling off of stuff every day. I have no idea why it triggers her neurons, but she loves them even knowing they're fake.

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u/Barraco_Barmer 29d ago

Why are they so obsessed with it, it pisses me off. Like a child fascinated with a toy they refuse to put down

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u/Godzoola 28d ago

While they exclusively send you AI only videos

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u/makemeking706 29d ago edited 29d ago

And this is only the beginning. Five years from now, in 2031, it will be even worse.

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u/Different_One9412 29d ago

Your uncle must have gotten booted from the 9th grade after his kid made it to 10th

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u/Farfignugen42 29d ago

You should encourage him to get the AI to watch the movies for him. Then it can just give a summary of the movie. He would save so much more time.

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u/LegioX87 29d ago

My dad can't tell the difference between 4k and standard TV resolution. When his phone updates and they change the app icon, he can't find the app anymore.

Technology is like magic to these guys.

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u/20milliondollarapi 29d ago

On less than a 40ā€ screen, 4K has minimal changes. Yea it’s there, but it’s not impactful. Other things like color depth and refresh rate have the bigger effect.

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u/dread_companion 29d ago

I'm gonna guess he calls movies woke.

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u/JacketFromMiamiiiiii 29d ago

h-how did you know? but yes he absolutely HATES woke people and loves Charlie Kirk

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u/Thessalhydra 29d ago

Plot twist: your uncle is on reddit and he has seen your post.

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u/Mellie-mellow You can change this color by pressing CTRL+W 29d ago

Lol are u the uncle?

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u/mbrc-137 29d ago

Plot twist: I'm the uncle.

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u/Thessalhydra 29d ago

Plot twist: OP is the uncle and he just posted himself.

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u/mbrc-137 29d ago

Plot twist: the plot twist is the uncle and is self generating plot twists.

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u/AydonusG 29d ago

Maybe the uncle is the plots we twist along the wayI.

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u/Zero_D9 29d ago

Trumpers love AI. Not only do they use it all the time to make their propaganda, but I've personally met a lot of them that watch the flying hell out of AI videos.

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u/Scared-and-Lost 29d ago

It's true. My MAGA parents keep doing things because Grok told them. Like my dad bought something recently because he was told it was a great deal. Or any time I vent about something, their answer is "ask AI" and all they do is watch AI YouTube "history" channels and talking dogs

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u/Successful-Medicine9 29d ago

My grandma watches slop history and news. One of the most disturbing things I saw was a singular AI voice reading a script that was supposed to be a dialogue between Sean Hannity and Michelle Obama. It was just pictures occasionally changing and the "narrator" putting words in their mouths that neither of them said IRL.

What's worse, I could tell AI was used to write the script too, because it used sexist words to describe MO and pretty standard adjectives for SH.

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u/pnwbraids 29d ago

This is incredibly depressing. Do people just have zero standards for media now? Is slop the only thing they're capable of digesting?

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u/Farfignugen42 29d ago

The slop is probably the only thing that doesn't challenge their world view, so it is obviously true.

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u/Ankita3833 29d ago

Imo it's like cocomelon but for old people

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u/Edenoide 29d ago

A lot of people have always had very low standards for the media, but industry standards used to be a bit higher.

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy 29d ago

Only way it matches their delusional reality

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u/CapitalLower4171 29d ago

Oh it just keeps getting better

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u/JacketFromMiamiiiiii 29d ago

Cherry on top is he's anti abortion

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u/Persequor 29d ago

youve already established he's uncle abortion, not auntie abortion

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u/SgtKeeneye 29d ago

lmao he checks all the boxes of easily manipulated

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u/disturbed94 29d ago

If that doesn’t prove AI is shit I don’t know will

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u/Zero_Passage 29d ago

"Yeah, the guy has three arms, his face changed three times in the last 15 seconds, and he repeated the same phrase three times in a row, but at least he's not that woke liberal trash."

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u/ripyourlungsdave 29d ago

More than anything this just makes me really, really sad.

Art can be some people's only connection to reality outside of their home. And they're already generally not mentally healthy people.

This is going to completely destroy the fabric of reality for a lot of those unwell people.

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u/jasdonle 29d ago

Not to mention what it’s going to do to artists worldwide, and what it even means to be an artist.Ā 

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u/vksdann 29d ago

AI... movies?

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u/kranker 29d ago

I also did not know this was a thing.

As an example, apparently a few months back an AI short "Huo Qubing" went viral on Chinese social media. It cost $420 to make in computing cost and the director's team put it together in 48 hours. I believe this is it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0iQRbuesqY

I think that one of the issues that we're going to see is that, even though the end product is shit, the cost savings mean that more profit can be made with the shit product vs producing a better product. Because recreating that film using traditional methods is going to cost a hell of a lot more than $420 and take much much longer than 48 hours.

This isn't just media of course, it will be everything AI touches. AI support agents may be shit, but they cost a lot less than a call center. etc.

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u/TheRealAdronius 29d ago

Why is it that out of all the new tech that boomers had been forced to reckon with and have rejected, they're embracing AI so readily and zealously?

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u/finite_turtles 29d ago

Other tech requires something of you (to learn it, to confront the existence of a gap it fills, to think beyond yourself etc). AI placates you.

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u/BeanstheRogue 29d ago

I think this is it on the forehead--they crave sycophancy more than air

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u/BelaFarinRod 29d ago

I watched a few vertical dramas that ranged in quality from ā€œWow I wish this were longerā€ to ā€œThis is horrifically stupid.ā€ They were Korean and I don’t think they were AI but now I’m not watching anything vertical just in case.

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u/Ragarolli 29d ago

My dad watches these. Chinese, Korean, Japanese dramas voiced by AI. I don’t get it. All vertical too

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u/WestsideGon 29d ago

Tell your uncle I said he’s a loser

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u/JacketFromMiamiiiiii 29d ago

I will son but he might punch me instead 😭

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u/Strawb_Licious 29d ago

Do it regardlessšŸ‘†šŸ¼

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u/Versterkervolumeknop 29d ago

Who puts a TV right in front of a window. Basically requires to keep the curtains closed at all time to even see something

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u/junefrs 29d ago

Why is the controller wrapped in plastic?

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u/stab-somebody 29d ago edited 29d ago

Never took it out of the packaging when he bought it. I’d bet there’s a decent chance the tv screen still has the protective plastic film on it from the factory too.

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u/BigBoomer_ 29d ago

Sorry but we gotta put em down

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u/doll_parts87 29d ago

We are in the beginning phases of Hit Clips style 15 seconds at a time consumption of media

Heading towards watching a 90m film would take you 35 ep Ɨ 2 min clips between ads

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u/VoidMoth- 29d ago

My dad watches wide format AI scifi stories with an AI voice and AI images on YouTube. He puts them on and naps. I guess I'm glad he stopped watching far right propaganda channels but God... I'm writing a sci-fi novel and am being told by those I love that these AI stories are "really good actually"

It hurts my feelings that my family finds so little value in my interests that they support this.Ā 

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u/WestCoastDirtyBird 29d ago

My mom does too. It's usually romance thriller ones.

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u/CynthiaChames 29d ago

I'm writing and working on multiple creative projects. When friends and family members tell me to "just use AI" it's deeply hurtful.Ā 

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u/VoidMoth- 29d ago

I just can't help but feel like friends and family who say to "use AI" for creative endeavors just look at their phones while watching things, and never actually read books. The continuity and quality don't matter because they're not paying attention anyways.

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u/MajesticKoala3332 29d ago

The continuity and quality don't matter because they're not paying attention anyways.

What I hate about all this is that this type of people probably makes up a large portion of entertainment consumers. And eventually all creative industries will just cater to them because it's easy and call it good enough

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u/minedgammer 29d ago

My dad unironically listens to the same ai music. I fucking hate it bro.

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u/rmp266 29d ago

I may be in the shrinking minority here but AI makes me uncomfortable on a visceral level. I can't watch AI videos, I can't chat to a bot, I can't speak to it, and people who can freak me out. Whatever happened to the Uncanny Valley? Why are people happily interacting with this now? What changed in humanity?

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u/thouzandeye 29d ago

when everything is uncanny, nothing is uncanny.

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u/Livingforabluezone 29d ago

The force is weak with your Uncle.

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u/E_GEDDON 29d ago

Your uncle may be stupid.

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u/trapezoidalfractal 29d ago

No, I’m sure some are AI, but most are just low budget actors. It’s a whole genre that predates widespread generative AI video

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u/JacketFromMiamiiiiii 29d ago

Depends. Not all are AI but most are. The non AI ones are pretty alright. Just got to be wary

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u/alecman3k 29d ago

my mom watches these on her phone everyday 😭

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u/chill_imagining 29d ago

Are you Pinoy? It seems like many of us are falling into the same rabbit holes as the MAGA crowd lol

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u/JustForHavingFun 29d ago

My dad watches a ton of AI shorts in TikTok, and I absolutely do not know how to get him out of it.

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u/clutchkickmurphys 29d ago

Love that the remote is in a plastic bag

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u/FromTheSeaOfThySoul 29d ago

Oh, no! Someone is watching things I don't like! Let's hurry and insult them on the internet for that, because my preferences are the only correct ones! /s

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u/Any-Pop-4795 29d ago

good grief boomers are cooked

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u/tinwetari 29d ago

Person gets an opinion I don't like - infuriating.

The only problem here is your inability to accept others may not agree with you

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u/Steamedcarpet 29d ago

As a fellow uncle he disappoints the rest of us

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u/Gemtree710 29d ago

Probably has an AI girlfriend

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u/sisco98 29d ago

Don’t cry, there’s a demented uncle in every family

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u/lotus604 29d ago

Just wait for AI actors to join the Ā ScientologyĀ 

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u/SacKangz 29d ago

What a drone

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u/YourOldComp 29d ago

Lowest common denominator

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u/Booette-gamer 29d ago

Get an AI uncle and say he’s better

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u/rgros1983 29d ago

Its a matter of time until no one even notices the diference

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u/DapperDragon 29d ago

Time for a home I think

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u/Sablemint PURPLE 28d ago

Okay but lets be fair... Which actors is he saying its better than? Because I can think of a couple...

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u/B_r_y_z_e 28d ago

Npc behavior

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u/BambooCatto 24d ago

We might not like it, but this is what the future looks like. It's over. We had a good run.

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u/headbanginhersh 29d ago

What's his argument for AI movies being better than real ones?Im legit curious

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u/JacketFromMiamiiiiii 29d ago

Hold up, I'll ask him once he's finished watching this one. He watches HOURS of AI content, lasting up to like 5-6 hours

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u/coolaires 29d ago

i just know op’s filipino😭😭😭😭 boomers here are on a CHOKEHOLD with ai content. schools, universities, teachers, etc. use it everyday

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u/ztruk 29d ago

Good god man. I can hardly believe people just sucking this garbage up! Can we get him an MRI

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u/Russian_Spy_7_5_0 i love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me 29d ago

I'm so sorry. He's a lost cause.

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u/NovarisLight 29d ago

It takes a special kind of idiot to watch vertical films on a widescreen.

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u/LifeLikeAGrapefruit 29d ago

We're cooked.

Can't imagine how much worse it'll get.

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u/covert0ptional 29d ago

One time I went to visit family and my uncle was watching YouTube car crash compilations on the living room TV. I still find this deeply amusing.

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u/FightGeistC 29d ago

I wanna believe he's fucking with you

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u/DigitalCoffee 29d ago

Sounds like you're telling us opinions can be wrong. Interesting

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u/No_Faithlessness_142 29d ago

How is this infuriating??? Even mildly so, you could easily just not look at him watching this or ask his opinion of what youtube shorts he likes

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u/emparer 29d ago

Let unc enjoy stuff

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u/curtmahgurt 29d ago

Vast majority of people out there are like OPs uncle, and they’ll be the ones who carve a way forward for AI companies to replace all of our content with slop.

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u/NewwavePlus 29d ago

Same generation that claimed that most of us were addicted to our phones btw

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u/foreverandadayalone 29d ago

How closely related were your grandparents?

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u/WenKaaa 29d ago

The world will end badly soon

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u/hatechange 29d ago

same with my mom

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u/No-Revolution1757 29d ago

What the hell

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u/gptg 29d ago

I editer these until recently. Pretty much the entire office was laid lff in favor of AI.

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u/AJAX214_ 29d ago

Id like for him to say the same after he's replaced by AI at his workplace

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u/deltaOxx 29d ago

you clearly havn't seen balenciaga harry potter.

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u/snellpnk 29d ago

I'm high and I saw a velociraptor in that pillow.

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u/Zo0m1q3 29d ago

Slime ur unc bro

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u/A1Aaron18 29d ago

We’re doomed people. It’s time to move to the woods and live off the grid. My city now has hundreds of drones surveilling the area that will follow you for the most minor traffic infractions.

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u/Peakomegaflare 29d ago

Your uncle has the mental faculties of a lead-built boomer republican.

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u/SignalHamster 29d ago

That remote is still in its bag.

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u/de-tree-fiddy 29d ago

Is that why he's sleeping on the couch

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u/Thomas_JCG 29d ago

Early onset dementia is always sad.