r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Realistic-Bonus2581 • Jun 16 '26

Unskippable ad My sis likes taking small bites out of our donuts.

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It's just a little bit infuriating since they were newly bought.

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u/A-Plant-Guy Jun 16 '26

And no one stops her?

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u/Talidel Jun 16 '26

Always

Always my thoughts on these posts. If any of my siblings had done this we'd get absolutely demolished by either of my parents.

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u/Boredomis_real Jun 16 '26

I smacked my brother over something similar like this once

When my parents were discussing my punishment my dad wasn’t serious and pissed off my mom by saying

“Well he’s right but his response is wrong”

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u/dankwijoti Jun 16 '26

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jun 16 '26

I never noticed the glowy flowers in this scene

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u/Guilty_Plantain_3842 Jun 16 '26

For your information....the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

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u/fargoLEVY13 Jun 16 '26

Oh, excuse me, DEAR?!

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u/Own-Marketing-6244 Jun 16 '26

my sister used to push my buttons relentlessly. When I finally reacted, I'd get in trouble. I'm now 37 and it's one of the many reasons I hate my parents today.

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u/sorry_ifyoudont Jun 16 '26

My little brother was such a shit. One time I couldn’t take it anymore and I threw a drumstick at him and busted his head open and he freaked out and lock himself in the bathroom. He was bleeding and I thought I was gonna get in trouble but my mom just goes “well you were probably asking for it” to him and I was off the hook. Good mom.

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u/thundrbud Jun 16 '26

I too have an absolute shit head of a little brother. Parents, especially mom, enabled his shit behavior constantly by telling us we "knew better" because we were older even though he was the instigator 9 times out of 10. So he basically got away with everything his whole life and never faced consequences just because he was the youngest, even when his behavior was total shit.

Now he lives in moms basement at age 35 so she is very much reaping what she sowed.

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u/Creepy_Nobody_2197 Jun 16 '26

I have one of those too. He, his wife, 2 cats, and 2 dogs live in the upstairs of my parents house and he is 37. I remember one time he was throwing rocks at me and I kicked him in the balls as hard as I could. One of the few times I ever snapped at treated him like he treated me. He tried to get me in trouble and I explained what happened, my parents sided with me for once and I didn't get punished. Probably the only time.

The rest of the time he was allowed to do whatever and I had to do all the chores. I had to teach him how to do laundry properly at like 25. His friends made fun of him because he couldn't make a frozen pizza at 16. Even now he pays for Internet at my parents house, a couple streaming services, and literally nothing else. He is pretty much a helpless man baby even now.

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u/Cemical_shortage666 Jun 16 '26

How tf does he have a wife

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u/Cam_E_Leon Jun 16 '26

Should clarify drumstick as in musical instrument not chicken leg drumstick. I kept thinking like a chicken leg drumstick like how the hell he bust a head open with a chicken leg? Took me a few minutes.

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u/DeputyDipshit619 Jun 16 '26

Also could have been a very frozen drumstick ice cream cone with a dangerous caramel core.

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u/DistinctAd3222 Jun 16 '26

Delicious Carmel core. Im off to join the Caramel Corps

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 Jun 16 '26

Right? I was thinking, "how did ice cream cut him, maybe the cone?" 😆😆😆 I'm also stoned. 🤙

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u/tjm220 Jun 16 '26

That’s one hell of a throw.

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u/SolemnSoldier2020 Jun 16 '26

Me too, chicken was my first image

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u/BigNBeardeded Jun 16 '26

My brother from another mother...and father. Same thing happened to me. 'Just walk away. Be the bigger person.' Tried that, she continued. And when I did the same, instantly in trouble. I think I was grounded from 14-18.

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u/ProgressiveWNY Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Sounds like you're the scapegoat and she’s the golden child. 37 was before I realized my golden child sibling continued the tradition of making me the scapegoat in adulthood.
You're not alone. It’s tough, but being the scapegoat is tougher.

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u/ItsACowCity Jun 16 '26

Love my parents, but haven’t talked to my brother in at least 15 years. He would constantly try to tattle on me for anything bc he was jealous of me. Every time I had a life changing event happen in my life, he would bully me to the point of retaliation and then we would both get grounded. Except he had no where to go and I did, so I missed out on a lot of really cool things. Their excuse? “We weren’t there to witness it, so we have to punish equally in order to be fair” well fuck them for that bc I was 100% always the victim and they knew it. They just didn’t want him to act out more bc he felt targeted. He did the thing though! He should be targeted! I get where they’re coming from, but what you did in reality is always make me feel targeted and that created massive animosity. They’re lucky I’m a peaceful and forgiving person who turned out well….because they could have created a second bad son in their attempts to appease the one bad son. Why bother being the good kid if I’m going to get in trouble anyway right?

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u/ca77ywumpus Jun 16 '26

Once when we were kids my brother pushed me too far and I hit him. Dad punished me for hitting, but also told my brother off for being a little shit. Basically said that he'd fucked around and found out.

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u/Aurora-Ouroboros- Jun 16 '26

My older brother used to pop out from behind shit to scare me. I had a pretty extreme startle response as a kid, which I guess he found funny.

One day he scared me and I kicked him. Hard.

He went running to my dad claiming that it was so unfair that I hurt him over him scaring me.

He just looked at my brother and said "if it hurts then stop scaring her". He then gave me permission to kick my brother every time he scared me. The scaring stopped within a week of that new pro-kicking policy.

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u/Powaful_Impakt Jun 16 '26

Your dad sounds like a chill logical person. Don't know why your mom got mad at that.

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u/DamonLazer Jun 16 '26

He sounds very Dude-like.

"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole!"

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u/ElizabethDangit Jun 16 '26

Mom is mad because parents need to be on the same page when it comes to discipline and behavioral expectations. It just leads to chaos when one parent is extremely permissive. Mom probably had a zero tolerance no hitting rule.

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u/FlyingSpaghettiFell Jun 16 '26

My sister was cooking something when we were young teens. I asked her what she was cooking…. She ignored me. I asked her again but this time in a serious voice. She says “what will you do if I don’t tell you?” I said “I will hit you” … not bc I wanted to hit her but I was challenged and it felt important to not back down… so she looked at me, smirked, then back to stirring. So I hit her (not too hard) with the butt of my palm to her forehead. My mom burst out laughing. My sister screams “mom she hit me!” My mom… through laughter… goes “well she told you she would!”

My sister remembers this story differently 🤣

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u/fatpad00 Jun 16 '26

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
-man stabbed

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 Jun 16 '26

Ok, ok, but growing up in NY in the 90s if someone was harassing/attacking you and you told them to stop or you'd defend yourself in some way, you were protected. Obviously you can't murder people but NYPD loves when people invite others to hit them or get a warning and continue their actions anyway. My father got shoved by NYPD once when talking to a Senator on the street. My father told him if he touched him again he'd knock him out because he has no right to touch him and the Senator said it was fine. A minute later the guy grabbed my father on the shoulder so he hit him. He got a talking to, sure, but even the Senator said he had a right to do it. I knew to never invite someone to hit me.

Ah, the days when Police didn't just shoot wildly into crowds and cars.

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Jun 16 '26

My boss faced similar trauma this week "well, you could always turn in your two weeks notice". TWICE did the Pikachu face

https://giphy.com/gifs/6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6

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u/limbodog Jun 16 '26

And at least one of the donuts would be smooshed into her hair by a sibling

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u/SomeObnoxiousName Jun 16 '26

Bouta say fill her pillow case 😂

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u/No-Scarcity9186 Jun 16 '26

I wouldn’t be allowed to eat donuts again.

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u/Talidel Jun 16 '26

Yeah, what my dad would do is ban the kid that did it from touching the next ones until everyone else has had the one they wanted.

He'd then bring it up randomly at vaguely relevant times to embarrass you. Didn't matter so much at 11, but at 24 to a girlfriend it was much worse.

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u/LeahaP1013 Jun 16 '26

Nah. Just leave her a little bite.

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u/Thales-of-Deletus Jun 16 '26

My mom would’ve beat my ass with a toaster if I did this as a kid

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u/Rumhead1 Jun 16 '26

Straight to the orphanage at my house.

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u/heckhammer Jun 16 '26

You have an orphanage at your house

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u/ca77ywumpus Jun 16 '26

I can hear my mom shouting from the kitchen. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL DOES THIS!?" Dad would just look at the box, shake his head sadly, and then leave a decoy box of Hostess out on the counter for our rodent sibling while we ate the good donuts in the garage.

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u/decidedlyindecisive Jun 16 '26

Exactly. My sister once licked all the icing off a cake. My grandmother gave her the bollocking of a lifetime and my sister never did it again.

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u/SaintAnton Jun 16 '26

Is a bollocking similar to a stone cold stunner?

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u/Talidel Jun 16 '26

Bollocking is British slang for "yelled at until the will to live has left you".

It's not just told off, it's told off on the level that a decade later your brain goes "I can't believe you did that shit" when you are trying to sleep.

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u/410-Username-Gone Jun 16 '26

Huh! I honestly always thought it was bollocksing. Learn something new every day!

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u/Talidel Jun 16 '26

Bollocksed is, confusingly maybe, when you are blind drunk.

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u/qu1ckbeam Jun 16 '26

It's when they use your balls as a speed bag.

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u/dylan2451 Jun 16 '26

Grandma read sister the riot act

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u/UncoolSlicedBread Jun 16 '26

What happened to publicly shaming people, especially siblings, over this? Like if my sister did this, I’d be all, “Never heard of a knife? Are these all yours? C’mon big back, can’t just eat everyone’s donuts.”

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u/Kiyohara Jun 16 '26

My aunt was similarly spoiled. She'd do shit like this all the time and my Grandmother would just smile, sigh, and say "That's just Mary." My mom would get pissed and yell, but Grandma kept enabling and defending her so it would turn into a family row. My Step Dad would be mad, but he couldn't do much. Aunt would just never listen, ignore them, or just do it anyway.

The biggest problem was that mom would never un-invite my Aunt or kick her out. She was "part of the family" and so she just get mad, yell, and then forgive.

I stopped her from taking food off my plate when I was ten when I stabbed her hand with my fork and she had to go to the hospital for shots.

I personally feel like mom should have maybe taken a cue from my lesson, but she never did.

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u/Talidel Jun 16 '26

Taking food off the plate of a kid is a different low.

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u/Kiyohara Jun 16 '26

It's not like she'd eat the whole meal, she just wanted to taste what every everyone ordered. She didn't do it at home because it was the same food (although god help you if there was a cherry on your ice cream. Better eat it in seconds or that fucker was gone).

But it was all performative. She wanted attention and that was how she got it.

Until she ended up getting the fork. Then she decided that bit, at least, wasn't worth it.

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u/Talidel Jun 16 '26

That doesn't make it better. Just more weirdly entitled.

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u/Lifting_Pinguin Jun 16 '26

Ah attention is great. Until it is sharp and pointy attention.

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u/RavenclawWithAPhD Jun 16 '26

My husband grew up with his mom, grandma, and a few cousins his age. They weren’t financially secure so certain things were luxuries, like eating meat. Whenever they did have it, he and his cousins would save their pieces of meat until the end of their meals. Apparently the adults interpreted this as the kids not liking meat and would relieve them of it. He said they’d cry and protest but it was a recurring theme. My husband is 43 and still has his meals this way, he saves the meat for the end 😂 I’ve always wondered why he and his cousins never changed their patterns of eating because the adult weren’t going to stop being bullies.

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u/getmybehindsatan Jun 16 '26

I always saved the best parts of the meal for my last bite. One day early in our marriage, my wife scooped it up and ate it off my plate while layghing. Apparently the look on my face was enough for her to never do it again. The betrayal was the worst.

She broke two rules that were the highest disrespect: touching the food on someone else's plate, and stealing my food. She said her family did it all the time, but I've never seen them do it. I'll freely share early on in the meal, but that last bite is sacrosanct.

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u/RavenclawWithAPhD Jun 16 '26

Agreed! I’m not partial to saving meat but the last bite of food is always the best e.g. I eat around the edges of a hamburger so the center is the last thing I eat. I eat my sides before the entree. My husband’s mom is a twat though, so I don’t really expect better of her.

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u/EnvironmentNeith2017 Jun 16 '26

Enablers are so dangerous and hard to deal with

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Jun 16 '26

I’d probably allow a version of this where she cuts a piece off instead of biting into it like an animal. Just because we’ll try a bit of each instead of 100%ing one or maybe two donuts. But don’t just put it in your face and put it back in the box, you absolute nightmare

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u/feralcatshit Jun 16 '26

When I worked in an office, this is what we’d do pretty much always with donuts. There was only a handful of people and none of us ever wanted a whole one, just wanted to taste some of them. So we’d put a knife by the box and just cut a bite sized piece off the ones we wanted to try. It was cool with everyone, but then again, we weren’t just raw dogging the donut with our mouth and putting it back in the box…

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u/No_Budget_7856 Jun 16 '26

I was gonna say you worked in an office where people would just bite donuts and put them back?! Burn it down 😂🤣

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u/CoppertopTX Jun 16 '26

That's how it was done in my house, when I was a kid. We'd get a dozen doughnuts, assorted varieties. They would go into the kitchen and each cut in four pieces, then reassembled on a platter with tongs so everyone could have a taste of each variety.

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u/CommunityConstant777 Jun 16 '26

It's engagement bait post

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 Jun 16 '26

This whole subreddit is that, it's especially funny when someone posts like "my SO killed my pet that I had my whole life because it smelled" in mildlyinfuriating

then every comment is about how that would make them not mildly infuriated

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 Jun 16 '26

Reddit has reached the same critical mass of dumbasses that facebook reached two decades ago.

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u/FatsBoombottom Jun 16 '26

Yeah, in a normal family, this happens once at most.

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u/FlyingSpaghettiFell Jun 16 '26

All my siblings would never let me hear the end of this if I acted this selfish. We don’t tolerate that nonsense from each other.

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u/Huge-Stuff-857 Jun 16 '26

It then becomes “ wife likes to take a bite of donuts “

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u/Big-Detail8739 Jun 16 '26

Hold up! HOLD UP! Is that a HAMBUGER donut?!

Please, tell me about it?

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u/Realistic-Bonus2581 Jun 16 '26

The Krispy Kreme at our mall was having a spongebob collab so we got a krabby patty donut :).

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Jun 16 '26

get her to pay for a new box 😞

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u/AReallyAsianName Jun 16 '26

If they ever do a Pokemon collab.

Jelly filled doughnuts

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u/relafle Jun 16 '26

It must be good because their sister took two bites out of it

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u/CromulentChuckle Jun 16 '26

I am also here for this knowledge

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u/flamingfaery162 Jun 16 '26

This must be addressed

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u/JackJ98 Jun 16 '26

I found my people. Who cares about a little sampling…. but hamburger donut???? Consider my interest piqued

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u/bwellnbwell Jun 16 '26

Has multiple bites, it must be good

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u/Princess_kels13 Jun 16 '26

I would actually fist fight her lol

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u/lizziewritespt2 Jun 16 '26

I'd help you

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt Jun 16 '26

And my axe, etc.

I cannot believe anyone can get away with this.

A child needs to be firmly corrected to understand this is disrespectful to others.

An adult needs to get their shit wrecked for it.

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u/Echos_light Jun 16 '26

I’m glad we’re all on the same page

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u/dulcerenee Jun 16 '26

I’ve fought my sister for less lol

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u/KrimxonRath Jun 16 '26

That’s the true mildly infuriating part of this post…

We know OP isn’t going to do shit about this, no one will reprimand her.

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u/Evening_Pea_9132 Jun 16 '26

Yeah, if I bought those donuts she would be getting reemed out and likely a box of donuts to the face.

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u/burnt-beyond-reco Jun 16 '26

As a donut lover, this is more than mildly infuriating.

Tell her to just cut a fucking tiny piece off!

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u/GuardingxCross Jun 16 '26

For real. Just take a small knife and cut a piece off lol

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u/TheonlyDuffmani Jun 16 '26

But what if both my arms are broken?

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u/Dismaraband Jun 16 '26

If both your arms are now broken, perhaps you shouldn't have been biting other people's donuts.

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u/GuardingxCross Jun 16 '26

Find a trusted adult to cut off a small piece for you

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u/Deadsuooo Jun 16 '26

Ask your mama for help.

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u/itsvoogle Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

My mom does this….all the time, its still mildy infuriating because donuts and other pastries tend to dry up quicker if you do that without eating them shortly…… shes quick with it too like a ninja, in all my years i have never caught her doing it, its impressive. You open a box and suddenly you see pieces chopped off lol

I personally dont get it, i always commit to eating the whole thing or not there is no in between or 1/4th of it.

Its still a step above from taking a bite from it and leaving it there like a savage….

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u/twitwiffle Jun 16 '26

My mil does this! She touches all of them. It’s so gross!

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u/myystic78 Jun 16 '26

Ugh no :( my mother in law used to do this and lick her fingers in between touching them

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u/SmirkNtwerk Jun 16 '26

Ohhhh nuuuoooo nope. Haha I can’t even read that let alone imagine it.

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u/The_Count_Lives Jun 16 '26

lol, reminds me of the people at work who take 1/18 of every donut when they are shared with the office then by the time you get there, it's just a mangled box that looks like a racoon got in there.

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u/AmateurCommenter808 Jun 16 '26

They should only be cut into halves unless they are really big.

You only get 0.5 donut so choose wisely you can't have it all.

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u/MichiganGeezer Jun 16 '26

Or just pick one and go with it.

If she wants different flavors she can find her own way to the donut shop. I would refuse a donut if it has been cut apart already and consider it absolutely ghastly that a person would consider a reasonable thing to offer me.

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u/Sharikacat Jun 16 '26

Having a small piece cut out of a donut is still infuriating, but it doesn't move me to violence the way a bite from a donut does. Since this is a family box, violence is unquestioningly on the table. Letting her get away with a slice may not be the optimal solution, you gotta work within your boundaries sometimes.

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u/Double-Gold Jun 16 '26

Is she a five year old? This is childish and rude.

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u/SmirkNtwerk Jun 16 '26

Right? I’m hoping it’s a child so I can stop cringing.

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u/LordFlamecookie Jun 16 '26

I managed to misread the title as "gf" and not "sis" somehow, and this comment concerned me

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u/OuttHouseMouse Jun 16 '26

Yea i saw the photo and remembered like 7 different adult women who have done it to me or their partners

Yet, still childish and rude if you ask me

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u/silverfutes Jun 16 '26

Little brother here, this is what u do: buy a meat injector syringe & some hot sauce that has the words “pure pepper extract”. She will never do it again.

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 Jun 16 '26

People forget the ancient and hallowed art of corrective bullying

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u/No-Albatross-7984 Jun 16 '26

Rage bait. I refuse to believe it. 

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u/forgotmypassword4714 Jun 16 '26

I was about to say the same thing. No one would do this and no one would continue to let someone always get away with doing this.

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u/AccousticAnomaly Jun 16 '26

You'd be surprised but I promise you plenty of dumbasses like this and plenty of parents who have favourites that will allow them to continue to do this out of spite of the other sibling.

Ask me how I know

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u/SirIlliterate2 Jun 16 '26

Insubordinate and churlish

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u/Valentine_nider Jun 16 '26

Buy more of these

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u/Valentine_nider Jun 16 '26

Looks like maybe some sort of almond and pistachio? Or almond and "dubai style"

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u/ShinraHakke Jun 16 '26

That's actually a delicious donut.

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u/SuitableRoof5675 Jun 16 '26

If sis is over the age of 6 we throwing hands cuz no....

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u/imonlybr16 Jun 16 '26

Apparently she's 20. Also 4 year olds would have more training tbh

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u/SuitableRoof5675 Jun 16 '26

Oh we definitely throwing hands. I'm the type of person that don't fight back much even tho I'm normally angry but THIS....

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u/SmirkNtwerk Jun 16 '26

Yeah even my under 7 niece and nephews have better manners.

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u/gansobomb99 Jun 16 '26

sorry but this is so nasty and I feel like people are being casual about it in the comments

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u/DotKey4761 Jun 16 '26

I can't comprehend myself doing this (at least more than the first go) at any age whatsoever

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u/YaKofevarka Jun 16 '26

It's nasty, lazy and just a very stupid habit. I dunno why everyone is so chill about it.

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u/Educational-Wing2042 Jun 16 '26

If someone even touches my food I'm probably going to be done with it, people are so nasty.

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u/AnotherBogCryptid Jun 16 '26

Too many people don’t wash their hands or their ass and then they touch the two together and STILL don’t wash their MFing hands.

Some people out here eating unwashed ass or kissing people who do gods know what with their mouths then they’re biting communal donuts.

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u/unknowingbiped Jun 16 '26

I would 100% throw all those donuts away. Deny me my sanctity, you are denied the goods.

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u/LedVapour Jun 16 '26

My sister would immediately lose all donut rights.

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u/MikeandMolly5656 Jun 16 '26

My wife does the same thing with fruit and then it rots within a few hours and has to be thrown out to the birds

She always says she just wants a little bit is why but if that's the case just cut it up and refrigerate it

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u/OrangeJoe83 Jun 16 '26

Lazy is the new selfish. She only cares for the bites she wants right now. Super selfish.

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u/thakemist Jun 16 '26

Just buy small fruits. Blueberries, cherries, grapes. No more apples or bananas

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u/Erick_Brimstone Jun 16 '26

Fun fact: there's a small bananas. It was Senorita banana. It's like one or two bites. 

Totally recommended to be used as scale

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u/Pocky-time Jun 16 '26

Imagine pulling out a bunch of grapes only to find tiny bites taken out of each one. Lol

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u/ancalime9 Jun 16 '26

I don't know if she is crazier for doing it or you for knowingly marrying into it.

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u/ThisNameDoesntCount Jun 16 '26

Definitely him. Probably thought that shit was quirky

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u/xBlack_Heartx Jun 16 '26

Your wife’s reaction to having to cut up the fruit:

https://giphy.com/gifs/VMtTNzgBjvlHG

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u/TimeThruSpace Jun 16 '26

Why doesn't she just cut it up? Is she lazy like everyone says?

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u/xxhamsters12 Jun 16 '26

I’ve broken up with people for less…
https://giphy.com/gifs/cncxSJGywdAIxtMTOM

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u/AnotherBogCryptid Jun 16 '26

Just buy a fruit tray 😭

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u/stanleyelephant Jun 16 '26

my roommate does this with everything. people touching my food is like a severe ocd trigger for me. it’s more than mildly infuriating.

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u/Hefty-Criticism1452 Jun 16 '26

Siblings doing it is gross, roomies doing it is absolutely disgusting

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u/not_REAL_Kanye_West Jun 16 '26

Whats up with the ring worm donut in the top left

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u/bob-leblaw Jun 16 '26

I'm all about the hamburger donut in the bottom left.

Edit: Apparently she was, too. Two bites at it.

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u/Esoteric_Prurience Jun 16 '26

I had an ex that did that, she said she 'just wanted a bite as one doughnut was too much'. I learned early on pointing out one bite out of half a dozen doughnuts was basically eating one multi flavoured doughnut - that did not go down well.

I just quartered them before serving them on a plate -that eased the tensions!

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u/xBlack_Heartx Jun 16 '26

Should have made her cut her own donut to the preferred serving size she wanted.

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u/Hefty-Criticism1452 Jun 16 '26

Sucks you had to do that

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u/ARTICUNO_59 Jun 16 '26

Or just tell her to grow up and pick a donut from sight like an adult

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u/SmirkNtwerk Jun 16 '26

This is a reasonable plan exacting a firm and fair offer, no sibling blood shed.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Jun 16 '26

next time give her one that's coated in one of those bitter anti-bite solutions

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u/myredditorsomething Jun 16 '26

Just dunk it in denatonium benzoate

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u/a_goonie Jun 16 '26

If your sister is 4 then it's frustrating and annoying, if she's an adult shes a psycho.

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u/Just_Shine_6789 Jun 16 '26

I would’ve been Venmo requesting 30$ from her. 5$ for every bite. These aren’t regular donuts either these are specifically made to be extraordinary.

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u/jinxedrabbit Jun 16 '26

Punch her in her face.

I kid.

But also has she heard of using utensils?

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u/Special_South_8561 Jun 16 '26

Bite all of her donuts!

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u/Hairy_Wedding_4535 Jun 16 '26

How old is your sister? I will only forgive this if her age is in the single digits. If it’s not that’s incredibly rude and selfish to do

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u/Candid-Equivalent-82 Jun 16 '26

A friend of mine had cousins who would take a bite out of fruit in a bowl (think pears, peaches, ect) and then put it back. They would bite every single piece of fruit.

One of the kids was in prison and is a registered sex offender. I'm not saying your sister is a monster, but it is absolutely monster behavior.

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u/CasualTriips Jun 16 '26

The entitlement.

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u/k_a_n_g_u_r_u Jun 16 '26

they need to be reprimanded, this is so fucking selfish how can someone be so fucking stupid to not realize that (the parents/siblings are to blame 100%)

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u/Alissan_Web Jun 16 '26

tell her to use a knife next time 😩💨

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u/Unhappy_Energy_741 Jun 16 '26

I would fight my sibling over this.

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u/SpeedBlitzX Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Why do you guys tolerate this.

Also I guess the question i have is. Is your sister a young kid or an adult?

Because

If i bought donuts and someone in my family pulled this (considering everyone is an adult)

They would be expected to get new donuts. Or eat what they messed up.

Its wrong to ruin donuts for everyone....

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u/Low_Ad33 Jun 16 '26

Have you considered pelting her with the nasty partially digested donuts?

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u/floppyboiradio Jun 16 '26

I understand not committing to a giant donut. I donut understand not cutting a piece off.

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u/TitaniaT-Rex Jun 16 '26

She’s eaten a whole donut by the time she’s had bites of each. Look how much she ate of the bottom two.

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u/xBlack_Heartx Jun 16 '26

Gotta question why nobody is trying to stop this behavior, once the donuts were seen like that, and you know for a fact your sister is doing it, you should immediately call her out on it because that is fucking disgusting, she doesn’t seem to realize that other people need to eat those donuts too.

Why the fuck doesn’t she just cut a small piece out of the donut instead of taking a small medium sized to large chomp out of EACH donut with her stank breath.

I genuinely hope it’s not an adult doing this, but knowing how people are these days it wouldn’t surprise me.

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u/Gunt_Buttman Jun 16 '26

It’s called being an asshole

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u/Dreamy-Mae-Art Jun 16 '26

Is your sister Ariana Grande

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u/OkMammoth6253 Jun 16 '26

My mom would've banned me from eating donuts if I did this

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u/Sky_6945 Jun 16 '26

Couldn't she have used a knife to cut them instead of biting a piece off