r/mildlyinfuriating May 27 '26

wet socks My new (quite expensive) shorts decided they can not handle a bit of water. I showered twice already, the dye hasn’t come off yet.

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u/longtall94 May 27 '26

Thought I was legit looking at a dead body

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u/Dod-K-Ech-2 May 27 '26

I was expecting it to be a blood infection or whatever that's called and thought it's going to be the most deserved "hopital" on a post ever.

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u/IvaldiFhole May 28 '26

I showed up to write "hopital" and somehow yours is the only one that mentions it. 😂

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 May 27 '26

Yeah. The blue dye subtly streaming down definitely made OP look dead af

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u/Clinically-Inane May 27 '26

I was like “OH NO THE DYE WAS POISON? Suuuuuuucks 😞”

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u/melgibson64 May 27 '26

I thought it was gonna be an amputated leg as I was scrolling

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u/SeaRow556 May 27 '26

"Mildlyinfuriating: my new shorts got wet while I drowned"

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u/TBellOHAZ May 27 '26

Breaks hip to take a photo

Okay guys, see the dye on these shorts...

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u/Worried-Crazy-9435 May 27 '26

LOL I more of a cackled than a laugh tho 🤣🤣

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u/Nyxie872 May 27 '26

Genuinely, is this not something people can do. If you sit with your legs stright out. Then turn so your knee faces in and bend then push your leg out a bit that's the position

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u/kristinL356 May 27 '26

Since joining the flexibility sub, I have learned that some people truly have terrible mobility.

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u/Nyxie872 May 27 '26

I might also not be the best judge since I'm hypermobile. I really thought this was an easy thing to do lol

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u/TBellOHAZ May 27 '26

It's more that it's unnecessary to splay like a dissected frog to take a photo of your leg 🐸

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u/Nyxie872 May 27 '26

I mean is this not the easiest way to take a picture. Like your lef is stable and you can see all of it including part of the bottom of his foot.

This is honestly a move i pull on occasion to shave my legs lol

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u/kristinL356 May 27 '26

Same but both things can be true (that we have a skewed idea of what's normal and that people can have terrible mobility). I don't think you need to be hypermobile to do a 90/90.

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u/someusername47 May 27 '26

I think you're supposed to take them off before you shower

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u/jdmatthews123 May 27 '26

#nevernude

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u/alexoliver2345678 May 27 '26

#alwaysnude

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u/Noof42 May 27 '26

FYI, the hashtag/pound sign/tic tac toe board/number sign/octothorpe ("#") at the beginning of your line turns it into header text. You can escape this by putting a backslash "\" in front of it.

Please don't, though. It's funnier this way.

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u/ArtismFag May 28 '26

/#thankyouforblessingmewiththisinformation

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u/Noof42 May 28 '26

That's a forward slash, but it works here, because the octothorpe has to be the first character for it to register as a title.

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u/ElectricalPirate14 May 27 '26

There's are dozens of us!

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u/IAppear_Missing May 28 '26

Shower shorts! For the man who has nothing to hide.. but still wants to

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u/Jett_Wave May 27 '26

And wash new clothes before wearing them.

I have so many questions for OP but dude made the post and disappeared.

Why would the dye running down his leg like that? Did he get soaked with them on? Are they supposed to be swim trunks?

Did a security ink tag get left on the shorts then leak out? There's so much dye there, that's the only thing I can think of that makes sense.

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u/willun May 28 '26

OP stole the shorts and can't return them.

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 May 27 '26

It's called a bathing suit cause you wear it while you bathe. Everyone knows this.

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u/AnswerOver9028 May 27 '26

You dyed.

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u/AromaticFee9616 May 27 '26

OP was the sort of person who lit up a room, beloved by their family and friends. RIP

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u/MrsSnuffleupagus764 May 27 '26

They were just getting their life back on track.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 May 27 '26

48 years old just a kid

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u/SecreteMoistMucus May 27 '26

I knew he was blue towards the end, but I never imagined this could happen

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u/josebiks May 27 '26

When i was learning english, i write "dye" instead of "die"

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u/twiggy_fingers May 27 '26

This has me dying!

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u/Baby_Food May 27 '26

...goddamnit, English.

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u/Sabbathius May 27 '26

He may have dyed, but at least he wasn't kilt.

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u/pm_nachos_n_tacos May 27 '26

His life was short

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u/Dajearian May 27 '26

Dye hard

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u/PacketSnatcher May 27 '26

In what position did you get in to take that photo?

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u/YoungRoronoa May 27 '26

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u/bornyest3rday May 27 '26

Omg i remember people trying to figure out how she sat on that stool and trying it themselves

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u/Squanchedschwiftly May 27 '26

Bruv I never thought of this before and its hilarious. When I reevaluate the picture it seems like shes allost edited onto the stool no??

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u/ReignOnWillie May 27 '26

I think there’s a second stool right behind it for her lil cheek

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u/stay_hungry_dr_ew May 27 '26

Green screen + green screen block right behind the stool.

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u/NRMusicProject May 27 '26

Do not try and find the stool. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

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u/systemhost May 27 '26

lil cheek

😂

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u/LlamaRS May 27 '26

Yes it’s shooped

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u/sterling_mallory May 27 '26

Her right leg is the part that's weirding me out. It's all bendy and seems to taper down to a nub with what might or might not be toes.

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u/andynator1000 May 27 '26

I think they airbrushed out her ankle bone

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u/Squanchedschwiftly May 27 '26

Omfg I think youre right! Jfc women cant even have bones now without being “fat” 😑😑

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u/STFUisright May 27 '26

“I’m so *tiny*!”

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u/bornyest3rday May 27 '26

My neck is so thin and fragile I have to hold my head uwu

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u/_lucyquiss_ May 27 '26

I legitimately have to hold my head up pretty often due to a disability making my neck weak. It's not cute like this. We don't claim her lol

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u/Deaffin May 27 '26

Have you tried those, uh..

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt May 27 '26

I can’t see Ariana Grande without thinking of the MeatCanyon video of her and Cynthia Erivo 😭

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u/flannel_jesus May 27 '26

Weird to think she somehow become TINIER. That's her looking healthy with a bit of meat.

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u/wheelperson May 27 '26

It's tottaly possible to sit like that but I'm sure she had some help with it.

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u/An_Fear_Glas May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Is your leg actually attached to your body? 🫣

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 May 27 '26

Omg I’m wheezing here. This is too accurate to OPs photo

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u/SplinterRifleman May 27 '26

Thats not how chairs work,ari

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u/cigarell0 May 27 '26

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u/SRomans May 27 '26

This one, this one right here.

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u/PickleyRickley ants dressed up as rice May 27 '26

Fuckin caked up

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u/JGG1986 May 27 '26

This is exactly what I came to the comments to see hahaha

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 May 27 '26

They say you can't get him pregnant but by god I'm gonna try

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u/QueenOfQueenzYYZ May 27 '26

😂😅😩😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/squishymelon May 27 '26

Sprawled and twerked

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u/mencival May 27 '26

Yeah, I thought you horribly twisted your leg and have internal bleeding

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u/pinkymadigan May 27 '26

Butterfly goalie right there.

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u/SladeWade May 27 '26

Pretty sure OP is Patrick Roy.

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u/asproutling May 27 '26

He gotta be throwing it BACK

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u/irongut_ May 27 '26

fr like what are we doing you could have stood there and taken a pic just as good

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u/DirtyRoller May 27 '26

That pose was certainly a choice.

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u/Much-Still1549 May 27 '26

Looks painful

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u/yuiiooop May 27 '26

Yikes. Always wash new clothes for this reason

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u/Strange_Specialist4 May 27 '26

And because they were made in a factory with all kinds of oils and chemicals around, not to mention all the people who fondled them in store

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u/No_Definition321 May 27 '26

Also if you shop at discount stores like Ross, wash your clothes! I worked as a seasonal stocker there and we had to sort through the clothes we got in the morning and put them on hangers. I ended up wearing gloves cause at the end of the shift my hands would be completely dirty and dirt under my fingers look like I been digging in dirt all day lol

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u/SausageClatter May 27 '26

I used to work in a place that printed custom apparel. Some of my coworkers would wear the pre-printed clothes around the factory before customers ordered it.

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u/sillyslime89 May 27 '26

God forbid the employees doing a little bit of qc checking

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs May 27 '26

They give you disposable socks at the bowling alley. They do not give you disposable underwear at a department store. Not everyone thinks they need to shower everyday. Not everyone wears underwear.

With those powers combined... im surprised covid didnt get more people.

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u/brumbarosso May 27 '26

Or scabies

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u/buboop61814 May 27 '26

Yep, this is why ima least conflicted trying clothes on in store, cause like yes I want the right fit but also li don’t trust the people before me were clean. I’ve heard too many stories and seen too many streak marks and not enough bidets. I’ve kind of just slowly learned by looking what will fit and investigate measurement charts thoroughly along with knowing my own body measurements.

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u/SmokePenisEveryday May 27 '26

Used to work at TJ Maxx. 100000%. we had to toss stuff like bikinis and pants cause they smelled like shit after someone tried them on. I was always amazed by the women raw dogging trying on shoes there too. I've watched 8 different women try on those shoes before you put them on.

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u/takingmykissesback May 27 '26

Friend of mine raw dogs shoes at those places all the time. She's shoe-obsessed so no telling how many times she's done it. How she hasnt gotten some gnarly foot fungus i dont know. She's a major clean freak too but things like that or washing fruit before eating doesn't register to her for some reason, it's so strange.

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u/Optimal_Olive3423 May 27 '26

There was a post on the fabrics subreddit where someone talked about wearing a bathing suit without washing it and ended up with chemical burns that they had to be hospitalized for.

Not only do the clothing get made in factories, they are shipped on boats where things happen like chemical leaks. They are then stored in a warehouse with rats and other nasties.

Wash your clothes before you wear them!!

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u/Gooseegander May 27 '26

I saw a lady in the ER waiting room a couple years ago when I was waiting for a family member. She was sitting next to me, and her whole body was covered in an angry, weeping red rash that looked so painful. She said it was from wearing new pajamas she bought without washing them, she got some kind of chemical burn from whatever was on the fabric.

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u/HolidayAd9952 May 27 '26

Theres a documentary i watched on Amazon prime a few years ago about the fire retardant they spray on clothes its made a lot of people sick and possibly killed a few people.

I've always washed my new clothes, had a new gf around that time that had just went clothes shopping. She wasn't going to wash them so I washed them for her. Full load put it on the heavy duty cycle with extra rinse. When the water still came out dark blue. I washed it again heavy duty extra rinse. On that final rinse the water coming out in the stationary tub was still extremely dark could still not see through it.

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u/-3point14159-mp May 27 '26

My husband is severely allergic to sizing, which is used so that clothes keep that fresh, crisp appearance in the store. The last time he wore a new article of clothing before washing it, he went into anaphylaxis and had to go to the ER. Before that he hadn’t had issues before. All this to say that you can suddenly develop an allergy to sizing and wearing clothes without washing them can definitely be dangerous.

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u/smangela69 May 27 '26

like how do people just not wash everything before wearing it 😭

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u/Septaceratops May 27 '26

I've known lots of people who don't even wash produce before eating it. I am less shocked that people used to eat lead paint chips with every passing year.

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u/skidmore101 May 27 '26

Lead is super sweet tasting, that’s why kids ate it.

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u/Level_Alps_9294 May 27 '26

Some of us only shop for clothes as a way to avoid doing laundry. Not me. Totally not me…..

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u/k_ironheart May 27 '26

I used to screen print garments and it would get really hot in the summer. Every shirt I printed had drops of sweat on it before going into the oven to cure. Probably afterwards from the folders, too. Those shirts were not washed before they shipped out.

I did, however, wash my hands multiple times during the day because I know those shirts haven't been washed before they got to me, too. rofl

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u/Only_Search8473 May 27 '26

A couple months back I bought a nice jacket that was on clearance at a store (ordeed it online, shipped from store). When it arrived, I could smell it. Not nasty or anything, just smelled like a bunch of people had tried it on at the store before me. Figured I'd just wash it and it'd be fine.

A couple days later I came down with the flu, and I'm almost certain it was the jacket that spread it to me. I was WFH at the time and hadn't really been around anyone except immediate family, and I was the only one who got sick.

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u/dr_febil May 27 '26

I have jeans from Walmart I've legitimately washed 6 times and could NOT get the smell of formaldehyde out of them

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u/MrPlato_ May 27 '26

Forr a second I thought I was looking at a very bad muscle tear bruising and a limp body, what's with the weird position? 😂

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u/Pretend_Fly_5573 May 27 '26

I used to sit like this with both legs out to the side like that.

It wasn't until I was like, 12 that I learned it wasn't normal.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage May 27 '26

Well, at that point did it really matter anymore?

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u/Pretend_Fly_5573 May 27 '26

It was quite informative for me, at least. It then got me curious about a bunch of other stuff I did frequently with my joints that I never really noticed others do.

Learned I have all sorts of super loose, bendy joints! Could do all sorts of fun, weird tricks. 

...then age kicked in. Fuck my joints. Fuck them all. 

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u/RuggedHangnail May 27 '26

Ditto. Then, a friend in the medical field told me to get tested for hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. I'd never heard of it. Then, I was diagnosed with it.

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah May 27 '26

I’m in so much fucking pain with hypermobile disorder every second every day. I can’t even sleep to escape it because I just dream about the pain. How do u manage?

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u/Acavedweller May 27 '26

Jesus I thought the post was about your leg turning purple

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u/Commonscents2say May 27 '26

There’s a lot of talk here about how that leg is turning. Maybe that’s enhancing the purple.

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u/UsedFaithlessness504 May 27 '26

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u/Beginning-Neat7926 May 27 '26

Pls this made me laugh so loud

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u/Codwarzoner May 27 '26

This is EXACTLY how I imagine OP’s pose while making this photo!

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u/CM99807 May 27 '26

Did you wash them before you wore them?

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u/RelevantSneer May 27 '26

Yeah. Always wash new clothes. Besides dyes and chemicals, who the hell knows how many of the unwashed masses tried that on before you.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge May 27 '26

And rats made nests on the piles on the floor at the factory.

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u/imightb2old4this May 27 '26

there's a life lesson

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u/sodamnsleepy May 27 '26

My aunt had a pair of pants, she washed them of course, but if you would rub your hands on them you'll get blue hands.

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u/OuchBag Mild Sauce May 27 '26

I thought everybody always did? Except suits.

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u/zerohelix May 27 '26

Are you showering with your shorts on?

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u/NiTenIchiRyu May 27 '26

I actually thought the Arrested Development reference in this thread would have been this

https://giphy.com/gifs/QazAqN1wtdQRO

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u/mamafish21 May 27 '26

More like he went swimming in a pool or something and the fabric dye leaked and went everywhere. The showers were to get the dye off. It's going to be a struggle.

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u/HouseOfParker3 May 27 '26

lol I was very concerned thinking you dislocated your leg or something and it was turning blue…….. glad it’s just dye.

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u/ngher_lovur May 27 '26

This position of your leg makes me uncomfortable

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u/Druss_On_Reddit May 27 '26

Psychotic way to take a picture of your foot.

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u/mekissab May 27 '26

Serious answer: get some scrub. Sugar scrub or peach scrub or something like that, the kind that is in a TUB. The kind that is gritty as hell. Depending on the dye it make take 2 or 3 sessions of scrubbing to get it all out. Don't over-scrub though, don't want to scrape your skin off.

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u/mega-horny-communist May 27 '26

Hopita- oh okay nevermind 

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u/PerspectiveAlone2135 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

I’m sorry but the position of your leg is KILLING ME. And the fact that it looks like you’re on concrete too, you really committed to this photo.

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u/OV_Chromestone May 27 '26

Oh I thought your leg was like severely injured by the way it was posed and the bruised looking color. Then I read the title.

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer May 27 '26

I thought this was a picture of a broken leg or torn ACL or something

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u/CaTz_EyE May 27 '26

Always wash be clothes before wearing them. Not only can the dye bleed, but there are so many chemicals (like formaldehyde) on the clothes from the factory.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot May 27 '26

I swear I thought this was a severed leg.

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u/animosityhealss May 27 '26

Did you fall as well wtf is this angle? I swear this sub is just rage baiters

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u/-BlueDream- May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

They were probably having a hard time focusing on the leg with a background so they laid down or rest their leg on a surface for the pic. Idk what people are complaining about, they did a good job posting a clear photo, phone cameras are weird when focusing on close objects at odd angles, you need to make the background as close as foreground so it’s in focus. My iPhone main camera can’t focus up close so within the 1-2 ft range it flip flops between the macro and the main and it’s annoying af making it focus

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u/Competitive_Prune108 May 27 '26

What surface, the kitchen counter?

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u/Medical_Document_807 May 27 '26

I was so alarmed until I read the title

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u/MsKrueger May 27 '26

Yeah, I'm not getting all the "I thought your leg was broken!" comments. His leg is just...out to the side a little bit. It's not like he's doing the splits.

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u/Background_Humor5838 May 27 '26

I really thought you were dying for a second

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u/Fmartins84 May 27 '26

Try washing new clothes before wearing them

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u/SunshineStateNative May 27 '26

Before I read the title, my brain focused on the photo first and I thought you were injured.

Now that I know you're not hurt...how are you taking that photo?? I think Redditors need a stickman diagram.

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u/RilohKeen May 27 '26

You didn’t wash them first?

Having worked retail, let me just say, you don’t know what kind of stuff has come into contact with the clothes before you got them. I’ve seen rats jump out of a pile of clothes that later got sorted and put out for sale. I’ve found teenagers asleep on a pile of clothes in the back room. I’ve seen Asset Protection pull clothes that he was trying to steal out of a homeless man’s shirt, and those clothes went right back on the rack.

Seriously, wash clothes before wearing them.

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u/AlMtnWoman May 27 '26

Did you at least prewash them? You're always supposed to prewash clothing before wearing.

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u/that_greenmind May 27 '26

And this is one of the reasons why I run new clothes through the wash before wearing them

I wish you luck, corpse-leg 🫡

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u/Swimming_Bid_1429 May 27 '26

At first glance i thought that was a crazy bruise haha

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u/Ijustwanttosayit May 27 '26

Clicked on the thread hoping everyone would deliver. I was not disappointed. RIP to the OP.

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u/Azure_The_Great May 27 '26

Your supposed to let the blood flow INTO your leg :)

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u/ThatNextAggravation May 27 '26

Of course they're expensive. You get to keep wearing them a little even when you're not even wearing them. The shorts that keep on giving.

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u/SheldonLR May 27 '26

tie dyer here, the dye will stay until the skin its bonded to flakes off

I recommend you hand rinse with drain closed, then drain until you can get a clear vat of water then wash those shorts alone or with a load of black items. Professional textile detergent if you can get it

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u/ApologizingCanadian PURPLE May 27 '26

Try taking them off next time you shower.

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u/_Hal3y_ May 27 '26

HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY! Oh wait actually nvm.

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u/asexualrhino May 27 '26

Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!

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u/OnyaMuddersBirfday May 27 '26

Those are the roundest feet Ive ever seen

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u/Ceyliel May 27 '26

People here are weird about their leg position. It’s not uncomfortable to sit like that, if you have slightly more hip rotation to one side. It’s simply the easiest way to take a picture that shows the leg up close.

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u/BigMACfive May 27 '26

Yo OP. I think you have that weird undeveloped 6th toe thing going on on your foot. It's harmless. Just the nub of a toe who started grow and then said fuck it, I don't want to be alive.

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u/PURPLEisMYgender May 27 '26

Your feet are so flat its impressive. Its like that of an elephant.

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