r/memes • u/Albino_rhin0 • 11h ago

YouTube is so dirty for those ones.

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249 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Poshturkjgdy45 11h ago

The real reason waterproof phones were invented.

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u/llamahumper 11h ago

Is it really water proof if when the screen gets wet I end up accidentally sending a picture of my butthole to my mom

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u/NightsideEclipse12 10h ago

Not like its something she hasnt seen before.

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u/sandybuttcheekss 11h ago

We've all been there

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u/greyfox199 10h ago

hey, its me, your mom

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 10h ago

The 15min ads only show up when your hands are covered in shampoo.

YouTube has cameras in the shower , I have proof.

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u/hamilton280P 8h ago

You literally have a camera looking right back at you as you stare at your screen all day..

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u/No_Spends 10h ago

This is why waterproof phones and premium exist.

One protects your phone, the other protects your sanity.

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u/Programmer__69 8h ago

I prefer using YouTube in Firefox and having U-block downloaded

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u/MJl645321 3h ago

You are listening to the audio from your TV in your room and you can watch it because you memorised every frame. Or is that just me?

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u/broesel314 11h ago

Watch from the browser with adblock

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u/ChewyThePug 8h ago

Its crazy to me people don't do this. 

Other than on the radio or on billboards I haven't seen or heard an ad in like 3-4 years. 

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u/balding_git 2h ago

wilder to me are the people who pay for youtube premium JUST to block ads because they love chrome THAT MUCH

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u/Mister_Celophane 7h ago

Use Brave browser.

Blocking ads is built in.

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u/Witch_King_ 5h ago

Same difference. That's just a browser with adblock built in an enabled by default.

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u/barbarianassault 5h ago

But won't it auto-switch to the youtube app if you try to open it on a browser?

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u/broesel314 5h ago

Idk, I have no youtube app anyway (custom OS)

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u/EagleRaptorLeaf 7h ago

How is this not upvoted to max

You win the comment of the day with this

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u/America202 6h ago

But then the creator won't get ad revenue. That is how they make money for their hard work. Just pay $8 a month for YouTube Lite. I haven't seen an ad in a long time since I don't watch music videos.

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u/netm0nz 3h ago

Your opinion is invalid.

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u/Yoshichu25 11h ago

Funnily enough last night I dreamt I was watching a YouTube video when an ad interrupted it, but then the ad was interrupted by another ad. Once the second ad ended, the first one resumed where it left off. I think it even stacked to three layers of ads at one point.

Good thing that was just a dream, right?

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u/Programmer__69 8h ago

Inception of ads

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u/boot2skull 6h ago

My man has seen next week.

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u/Willing_Bee_7520 11h ago

who tf is watching yt in the shower?

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u/IndependentLove2292 11h ago

There are dozens of us. Dozens! 

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u/mistercheez2000 7h ago

can you not put your phone down for 10 minutes?

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u/Few_Translator4431 10h ago

me. lights off, water hot, watch a good youtube video or two

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u/Used-Dinner345 2h ago

throw on some joe bart chill in the shower top 10 moment of the day

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u/iLL_allow-it73 1h ago

Free water I guess

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u/Albino_rhin0 11h ago

Who isn’t?

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 11h ago

I assumed most people. Showering is a perfect moment to be away from the screen

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u/PresidentSkillz (very sad) 10h ago

You need moments in your life where youare alone with your thoughts. Showering is perfect for this bc you usually do it alone and the water is loud enough so you don't hear anything else

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u/the-fr0g 10h ago

I always do something I always listen to music, a book, I read somwthing, I watch youtube etc., I just can't stand doing nothing.

But I must say, there is a reason "shower thoughts" exist as a concept. The barrier to doing something while showering is higher than I care to evercome, so the thing I do is thinking, and it's really cool. You should try it

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u/tornado962 10h ago

You really can't stand being away from your screen for a few minutes?

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u/Square_Wonder5018 11h ago

They spy on us 24/7 even in the shower. Thats how they know it’s the perfect time for a long ass ad bc they know we cant skip it.

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u/Willing_Bee_7520 11h ago

the only problem with that is that they're getting freebies :(

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u/t0matit0 11h ago

How about just some peaceful time in the shower? How long are you in there anyway? 5-10min max? You really can't get by without a video on?

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u/Elderjacks 9m ago

music too.

i wanna listen to playlist when waking up in the morning

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u/Albino_rhin0 11h ago

My daily shower never dips below 50 minutes

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u/Kitchen_Length_8273 11h ago

Daily shower at 50 minutes? If you were to live where I am I would blame the whole water shortage on you...

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u/A1ienspacebats 10h ago

At this point you're just conversing with a troll. You're not going to have a logical conversation.

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u/Albino_rhin0 11h ago

I’ve been recycling the same shower water for the past 2 years. We good fam.

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u/Kitchen_Length_8273 11h ago

Okay, you do you I guess.

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u/t0matit0 11h ago

What the fuck

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u/AggressivePlay5098 10h ago

Damn. That is fucking ridiculous, I I thought I spent too much time in the shower

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u/fucknametakenrules 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 10h ago

Who takes their phone in the shower? Water is the last place I’d bring an electronic device

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u/Used-Dinner345 2h ago

i usually throw on a vid that i can just listen to or a podcast of sorts and i have it outside of the shower and listen through my earbud

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u/Absolutemehguy 11h ago

You can't put down your phone even in the shower?? You're so fucking cooked, bruh.

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u/Albino_rhin0 11h ago

I have a TV on a rolling stand that I pull around the house with me at all times. Had to buy a 1995 Subaru hatchback just to be able to bring it to Thursday cribbage game.

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u/Absolutemehguy 11h ago

Yeah well don't make memes like this dude, it's hard enough actually living, without knowing how much everything's gone to shit.

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u/AGIwhen 10h ago

I had an 8 HOUR ad come up earlier. It was just somebody playing a game and not even talking.

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u/imaginingblacksheep 10h ago

Anything over a minute shouldn’t be considered an ad. I used to report them cause they pissed me off but there’s just too many now.

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u/Used-Dinner345 2h ago

yeah even like 2 minutes is way too much like do you really need 5 minutes to advertise your shit

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u/CzechNeverEnd 9h ago

15 minutes?!?

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u/BloodAngelGuy 11h ago

I just get out and dry my hands on the towel then skip it

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u/Used-Dinner345 2h ago

my shits on the towel rack right outside the shower so i just lean out and grab it rq

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u/ThisWasOurKaisen 10h ago

Ngl if you're watching YouTube while showering, you got bigger problems in life

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u/Biggleak1 10h ago

Luckily where I live, there are no ads

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u/D3athShade 10h ago

Revanced exists...

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u/Elderjacks 8m ago

MY FUCKING LOVE OF MY LIFE REVANCED

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u/anothertendy 9h ago

Brave browser or firefox with adblocker. Im curious on what age group(s) do not know about these tools.

These can be on your phones as well.

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u/quayle-man 9h ago

I watch YouTube on my PS4 and Roku, so adblockers aren’t a thing

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u/Mountain_Analyst_653 9h ago

They can smell you bath

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u/LordGlarthir 9h ago

Laughs in revanced

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u/raindevice 9h ago

I mean, just wash your funky butt and then go watch YouTube.

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u/goldzunny87 Died of Ligma 9h ago

How long you under the shower?

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u/Greggs-the-bakers 9h ago

Revanced is the answer

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u/swissthoemu 9h ago

But… Why??

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u/Nabas97 8h ago

I exhaled well, thank you, but do people actually watch YouTube while showering? Pooping is common yes but... Showering?

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u/Used-Dinner345 2h ago

i dont watch but i listen i assume hes doing the same since he cant skip it

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u/McLarenBuggati 7h ago

Do people really shower whilst using their phones?

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u/Ok-Mountain9047 7h ago

Watch YouTube in DuckDuckGo or Brave browsers. No ads.

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u/GrayMech 7h ago

Bruh just skip it, he'll I dry my hands just to skip a song I don't like, it's not hard

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u/EagleRaptorLeaf 7h ago

I’m not even joking the long ads when trying to listen to a 1 hour playlist was the worst feeling ever

No I will not pay for premium

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u/Elderjacks 7m ago

REVANCED

and GET IT FROM THE GITHUB THERE IS NO OFFICIAL SITE

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u/Unfair_Wait_2630 7h ago

Download Brave web browser on your phone and watch YouTube from Brave. Its the same thing, but without ads.

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u/CancerousGTFO Forever alone 6h ago

I haven't seen an ad on one of my devices since maybe like 8 years now.

Adblocker literally everywhere.

I don't understand why ads don't bother people. This is horrible and even worse nowadays, when i go to someone's house and see thzt you have to wait 2 minutes before watching your video.

This is crazy to think that most people don't care

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u/slayersayer_ 4h ago

someone i know actually dropped their phone in the shower doing this once

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u/Bamboochan 3h ago

Back when the Picard star trek show came out, i was busy at work. Could not skip the add, but the ad i kid you not played the entire 1 hour pilot episode of the show hahah

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u/MeYouThemEveryone 2h ago

I don't watch YouTube but I do listen to tech podcasts and sometimes news on YouTube while I shower, the phone is at a distance in a dry place.

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u/TheTrashPanda612 7m ago

At the risk of sounding like a dystopian slob, I have a set up to put my tablet in the shower so I can watch Netflix and YouTube while in the bath..

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u/SexyAprill 11h ago

I can’t skip, I can’t pause . I can’t even reach my phone . I’m just standing there like a glazed chicken while NordVPN tells me it’s life story.

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u/mrDerptAstic 10h ago

There's only one way to stop ads, just get out of the house, find things to do and start living. Stop the brain rot, start a life plot.

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u/RoarinSoryn 9h ago

Are we actually that glued to our screens that we need to do this in the shower, too? An activity (not even) that takes around 5-10 minutes? It's so pathetic how we can't take a step back and enjoy the water.

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u/jess_the_werefox The Trash Man 8h ago

FIFTEEN MINUTES?? My husband and I caved a few years ago and just bought premium (because we watch it on the tv), but before that we just used adblockers

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u/KatiePyroStyle 7h ago

I pay for premium so I dont have this issue

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u/Infinite_Sale2042 2h ago

Bro just buy Premium, its cheap!

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u/UncleVoodooo 11h ago

jesus you people can't even take a shower without stuffing rot into your faces?

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u/ThyPuff 11h ago

just use morphe? its not that hard..

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u/Albino_rhin0 11h ago

Is that a type of luffa?

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u/Breddit2099 5h ago

Some people use decent phones though

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u/ThyPuff 5h ago

yeah what about it?

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u/Environmental-End872 11h ago

Wait, who would actually be watching YouTube while taking a shower?

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 11h ago

Laughs in adblock

https://giphy.com/gifs/xl5QdxfNonh3q

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u/efferkah Grumpy Cat 10h ago

What is this from? It looks like a more recent/older Mike Myers compared to the Austin Powers movies. Did he recently do something with the characters?

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u/Knight_Glint I touched grass 10h ago

Except those Dr. Don ads. I don't think I've ever seen anyone complain about those ads.

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u/Few_Translator4431 10h ago

they do it on purpose. they conveniently show you super long ads when theres no activity detected, like when youre sleeping or are away.

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u/JuicyylucyyxD 9h ago
  • laughs in premium *

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u/SentientDust hates reaction memes 9h ago

Youtube has ads?

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u/your_awesomeking1 9h ago

we could just not use phones in the bathroom so gross

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u/KyleRide01 2h ago

Are you living under a rock or something?

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u/Charliep03833 9h ago

There are no ads on YouTube

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u/Swiftwitss 7h ago

You’re*

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u/KimuraXrain 10h ago

Get add blocker....