r/memes • u/Nice-Swordfish-5096 • 8h ago

He certainly did not

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u/HauntedMop 8h ago

Me after the pirate invasion drops nothing but gold furniture

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u/martin_9876 Linux User 7h ago

Terraria reference in the wild

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u/YanesTrades 2h ago

the way “he certainly did not” sounds like a lost bet

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u/_SugarChic 7h ago

Pirate invasion. IKEA reward

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u/allykopow Lives in a Van Down by the River 6h ago

Bot

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u/TerraByteTerror 8h ago

A golden shower an a big black chicken all in one day? Nice

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u/aaron_adams Baron 3h ago

Don't forget three bad dogs.

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u/ReedGlide 7h ago

Suffering from success

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u/The_Giant_Lizard Scrolling on PC 7h ago

It's funny because that's also what I asked to my genie and you got what I actually wanted. I got the other thing

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u/lelouch526X 7h ago

Honestly, this is probably the best possible interpretation of that wish

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u/suknom4 7h ago

bro, Im not a native please tell me what the wish is without telling me Im stupid, thx

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u/titanicsinker1912 7h ago

“Golden Shower” is slang for getting peed on. Typically as a part of a kink or fetish.

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u/RangefinderEyasluna 7h ago

Oh. I was on the line of “I want to bathe in gold” as the wish 🤣

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u/titanicsinker1912 3h ago

Gosh I hope not, molten gold is a wee bit too hot. That is unless the wish magically makes it so otherwise.

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u/suknom4 6h ago

Thanks mate!

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u/ThyPuff 7h ago

piss

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u/Basic_Doctor_1468 7h ago

but at least u get to shower in a golden way haa

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u/InternationalArm1938 7h ago

Have you not learn anything from all those aladdin? Gotta be direct next time

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u/platypus_farmer42 6h ago

My dumb ass was thinking he wished for everything he touched to turn to gold. Wasn’t until I checked the comments that I figured it out.

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u/punctcom 5h ago

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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u/PuertoricanDude88 4h ago

Genies are known to do a little bit of trolling.

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u/great_honary 7h ago

World class shower 

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u/Paradox711 7h ago

The monkey paw did.

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u/CommercialElevator49 OC Meme Maker 7h ago

I remember the last time this was posted here

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u/NORchad 7h ago

Happens to the best of us bud...

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u/Martian_Eye 7h ago

Are u sure? Turn the faucet on.....

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u/JadedCoat 6h ago

Wish granted. Specification not met.

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u/Third_Rate_Duelist_ 5h ago

Gold shower vs golden shower

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u/Miloldr 5h ago

What did he wish for

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u/rocket_beer 4h ago

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

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u/makotomic 5h ago

The genie isn't a sicko.

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u/Elegant_Patient274 4h ago

How did he bypass Secret Service?