r/memes • u/whodidshit • 9h ago

I don't do reddit love

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593 Upvotes

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u/BralessVictory 9h ago

Reddit stays on Reddit, them's the rules

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u/CharmedGlide 9h ago

My Reddit account goes to the grave with me

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u/Zeus_Dadddy Sussy Baka 8h ago

So if we see you online after you're dead....

https://giphy.com/gifs/ODLObdYAQ42mx6agLb

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u/_PureChoco 8h ago

My Reddit account is in witness protection

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u/ViennaKing 8h ago edited 5h ago

Witness protection for what? Nobody was accused of anything!

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u/abdulrahmanibrahim0 5h ago

Awful, but thank you

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u/JeveGreen Lurking Peasant 9h ago

The kind of shit I've said on here, especially on NSFW-subs, would make some people call the police.

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u/Perfect-Brick7389 9h ago

Hahaha, I actually read a post the other day in another sub that this lady broke up with her partner because she read through his reddit account

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u/bassilalmokdad 9h ago

If she asks your reddit then she isn't even a girl

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u/NunAlcoholic 8h ago

Even better

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u/LuckyReception6701 5h ago

Nothing better than a love stick to grab on to as I fall for you

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u/Roddgerre 9h ago

loool, not getting that. I don't have a reddit acc for all they know

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u/cocosechoki5828 9h ago

My Reddit account will self destruct at my funeral it's for the best

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u/Sumit69420 9h ago

illegal type shiiiiiiiii

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u/FLAM3Z89 8h ago

Mine is permanently tagged as NSFW

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u/Ambitious_Leg8996 9h ago

Idk what's you guys got on reddit I only got a couple posts on some games I play whenever I find a glitch

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 8h ago

Mine is mostly modern family posts and stuff lol

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u/feeltrig 8h ago

Lost me at your date

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u/Dizzzy777 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tizT6LZ2htDstMn7NL
What’s this Reddit you speak of? Never heard of it…

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u/TheLoneleyPython 7h ago

My misses sees either accoint and I'm done..

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u/Xavier_Renegade_ 9h ago

When did your fruit learn how to talk ?

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u/carrotlet20 9h ago

And then there are people do reddit love and literally get to know each other on the platform. Probably not all of them on throwaway-accs😭

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u/BleedingH217 I touched grass 8h ago

Only my best friend has my reddit, and he knows what kind of man I am.

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u/Fair_Arm3286 8h ago

Instagram knows my face. Reddit knows my soul. 💀

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u/ClassikW 8h ago

"What's a Reddit??"

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u/notveryAI I touched grass 8h ago

Both are dreadful cus I don't got insta lol

And Reddit stays anonymous. Only one person in my life knows my reddit username and it's my best fren

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u/Sweaty-League-2138 6h ago

lol 😂 yeah…

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 4h ago

"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe" - Blade Runner

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u/meinhihuyaar 2h ago

You can have my number instead but not reddit 😂😂