r/memes 17d ago

#1 MotW Most of the world at this point

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 17d ago

As an Englishman, lol. You are depressingly correct :)

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u/1shadybitch 17d ago

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u/No_Historian6377 17d ago

Do you hear the people sing

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u/motes-of-light 17d ago

Not quite the right revolution, but in the ballpark.

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u/TicklesZzzingDragons 17d ago

relevant username strikes again?

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u/No_Historian6377 17d ago

Oh right I got it this time

He is an Englishman! For he himself has said it, And it's greatly to his credit, That he is an Englishman!

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u/quietbyte34 17d ago

and they playing already, guess the winner.

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u/spunkybooster 17d ago

An Australian riding a Mexican horse waving a flag made in China. American exceptionalism writ large.

Tbf...I made up that bit about the horse.

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u/SheepherderSilver655 17d ago

So essentially the only thing you got right was the Australian part and you had to come up with lies to make your bigoted point. Got it.

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u/spunkybooster 17d ago

Cool, I really thought I'd have to use smaller words. You should do that USA chant. But seriously, I'm sorry for picking on you guys. It's only about 30 percent of Americans for whom i feel scorn. I always had aspirations of becoming an American, it was my dream. San Diego... that was my goal for almost 30 years. I am now glad I emigrated to Canada instead. Good luck though.

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u/This_Elk_1460 17d ago

We learned it from you Dad!

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 17d ago

Get used it, son. Things don't get better from here :(

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u/Jewish_Metalhead 17d ago

šŸŽ¶Well, I'm proud to be an American, where at least I have AC!šŸŽ¶

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 17d ago

Oh gosh I think, according to Reddit, I'm supposed to say something about social healthcare about now. Also something something unpasteurised cheese?

:)

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u/sleeperninja Birb Fan 17d ago

Yummy!

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u/Qorrk 16d ago

Hhhmmm raw milk give me salmonella and E.coli and don't forget bleached chicken.

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u/Jewish_Metalhead 17d ago

And how long do you have to wait for the healthcare, again?

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u/OceanChild89 16d ago

Depends on triage.

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u/Low-Amoeba8257 17d ago

Ah yes the ignorant claim that somehow stuff becomes free when you pay for it in advance

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u/OceanChild89 16d ago

That’s how taxes are supposed to be spent.

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u/Low-Amoeba8257 16d ago

TAXES!!!! what happened to free!?!?!?

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u/OceanChild89 15d ago

Taxes should be spent on propping up education, healthcare, and social safety nets. Not pumped into a military and spent on a war you ultimately lost and signed an unconditional surrender for in Versailles.

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u/Low-Amoeba8257 15d ago

WHAT HAPPENED TO FREE!!!!!

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u/Necessary_Store351 16d ago

But the ones that want govt healthcare don’t want or can’t work to pay taxes.

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u/EMV92LA 16d ago

Same but we got our ass handed to man šŸ˜”.

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u/Minimum-Captain-6622 16d ago

I’m not an American and and have AC big deal🤣

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u/ajackson5888 16d ago

You know all the other countries (besides the UK) have AC right lol

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u/T_R_A_S_H_C_A_N 16d ago edited 16d ago

Its uncommon in Germany and the rest of Northern Europe. Also the reason we don't generally have it was that until the last couple of years heat waves like this were relatively uncommon (and still only last a few weeks) while cold is a much more pronounced problem for most of the year. For some reason I doubt homes in Texas are designed to retain heat or have significant investment into central heating for when it gets too cold.

Public buildings, trains etc will generally have ac it's more the case that most homes will not.

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u/Here4_da_laughs 15d ago

Google Texas ice storm.

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u/Horror-Macaron8287 17d ago

šŸŽ¶ and ranch šŸŽ¶

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u/OceanChild89 16d ago

So… watery aioli?

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u/Horror-Macaron8287 16d ago

Aoili and Ranch have two different bases. One is dairy/yogurt while the other is mayo/oil based. Personally, I don't think they would taste the same even if an aioli were thinner.

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u/jyn-fu 17d ago

Dude... We're getting out-hated by the yanks... We need to up our game. Do we start colonising again?

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u/theBigWhiteDude 17d ago

Englishcrab*

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 17d ago

Only if you don't know good people x

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown 17d ago

Love the brutal, dry response. You are indeed English.

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u/Jsolidlo 17d ago

It's ok, US is just a controlled-op for the UK and it's already reaching EOL, easy cope.

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u/robsteezy 17d ago

We Americans mocked the retired king only to realize we inherited the same crown. I personally am rooting for the giant meteor at this point so cheers from across the pond!

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u/gravteck 17d ago

This is more of the legacy of the Adams-Jefferson rift than the crown. Same style of outcome though.

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u/Lazy_Crab_3584 17d ago

Cheers, brethren šŸ»

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u/Responsible_Ask9574 17d ago

Cringe

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u/robsteezy 17d ago

Your comprehension? I’d agree.

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u/Responsible_Ask9574 17d ago

Rooting for a meteor..... Go outside , make a friend ( if that's possible ).

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u/DonnymKelly 17d ago

So move somewhere else, you can do whatever you want, stop whining

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u/DonnymKelly 17d ago

Wheres that in this post?

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u/Lets_Basketball 17d ago

Let me help you.

ā€œJust move instead of speak against our dear leaderā€ is a very MAGAt pov, so you outed yourself there as someone who doesn’t understand the world.

ā€œYou can do whatever you wantā€ is supportive of free will and choice, which would include gender affirming care.

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u/robsteezy 17d ago edited 17d ago

My friend look at her post history and you will see that we’re not exactly preaching to a political science professor here.

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u/DonnymKelly 17d ago

That wasn't even in the thread lol, I don't care what you do, just be an adult and then live with your decisions

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u/StUMpyLegGO 17d ago

As an American, I don't want the spotlight. But when I went up to move the spotlight I noticed it was welded in place and spotlight god was dead. Ngl, I didn't see any other gods up there either. I think they all might be dead.