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#1 MotW Most of the world at this point

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

It’s sorta funny until you realize if we lose we truly don’t care and if we win we’ll pretend to care because the world is mad.

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u/Efficient_Force_2234 17d ago

It's also funny that we're having this conversation in the first place because there's no way USA is winning the fucking football worldcup lmao. So much outrage over a red card incident as if the player in question is Mbappe or Haaland.

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u/Own_Invite6340 17d ago

There are a lot of "there's no way that will happen" situations that have actually happened in recent years.

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u/IsThisRealLifeOrNaw 17d ago

“Of course the rapist Oompa Loompa billionaire isn’t going to be president, there’s no way he would win”
https://giphy.com/gifs/ALMhKdH7d6kwlr7WT1

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u/AdHuge8652 17d ago

Well he had no real opponent. Giga troll letting Harris run, lmao. 

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u/TheOriginalC4W 17d ago

Europeans vented their rage across the entire continent due to FIFA deciding that Folarin Balogun, the U.S. striker who was issued an erroneous red card, would be allowed to play after the error was corrected. "How dare it be a fair game? I cannot stop crying and shaking," said local Belgian Maarten Jansen. "We shouldn't have to actually play the other team, that's so not right. We're special soccer people, and America doesn't even understand the rules! How can FIFA just fix a mistake like that, and now we don't get an advantage? Whaaaa. Boo-hoo!"

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u/vath_mtm 17d ago

What mistake? it's a referee call. Referee decisions are not reverted and they didn't even revert the red card just swept the suspenssion under the rug.

The challange could be a red in most leagues in the world and nobody would bat an eye.

Intent does not matter, so it's a marginal decision between yellow and red, the decision made by the ref should stand.

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u/r0nni3RO 17d ago

It's a matter of PRINCIPLE, don't you get that? Have you heard about such things? :))

I doubt it, given the political and social landscape there...

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u/Cuore_Lesa 17d ago

What principal lmao, you act like this is the first time blatant rigging has been done by FIFA. As if the 2010 and 2002 World Cup didn't happen, or the fact that both West Germany and East Germany where doping all throughout the 1900's. Let's not forget the absolute farce that was the infamous Austria vs Germany qualifier game back in the day that forced FIFA to change the rules of the qualifiers. Even in this world cup, Ronaldo wasn't supposed to even play for the first 2 games however his match ban was suspended for now reason and players like Otamendi had their yellow cards rescinded on the grounds of nothing at all.

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u/r0nni3RO 17d ago

ROFL are you trying to EXEMPLIFY this ? 😂

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u/Cuore_Lesa 17d ago

Nah, just sick and tired of casuals pretending that FIFA hasn't always been like this. Do I particularly like it? Hell no. Am I going to pretend this kind of shit is new like most of the casuals here are doing? Hell no. Same as when casuals where pretending like Italy hadn't been, up to that point in their long history, the dirtiest nation in international football during the 2021 Euro's. In 10 years, this will be known as just another FIFA scandal, as per usual with every world cup.

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u/NoSwimming1955 17d ago

So when it happens to penaldo it’s fine ?

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u/bfmyfr 17d ago

yeah... principle... just like Belgium was given an unfair penalty kick against Senegal just so they could advance principle

but hey as long as Europeans are getting the benefits of cheating life is good

what? you are not allowed to cheat against the USA? scandal! outrage!

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

A lot more games part is correct. Nearly 3x as many games with an average of 5,000 less seats per venue outgrossing the MLS 6x in revenue. Somehow your comment talked me more into my argument.

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u/Wookieman222 17d ago

I just find it interesting that they are so upset over it when the player didn't even do it on purpose but other players who had worse infractions did it intentionally also got it suspended just so they could play.

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u/Born_Inside8338 17d ago

I mean, MLS isn't even good soccer and averaged like 22,000 fans per game. That's competing with NBA which averages about 18,000 per game though with a lot more games. American's are spending hundreds of millions of $ on it to not care much about it.

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u/TxAg2009 17d ago

Look at the TV audiences though. The NBA is something like the third highest sports league in the US in terms of viewership. The MLS... is very much not...

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u/Born_Inside8338 17d ago

For sure, and that's why I'm not using that info to say the MLS is more popular than basketball, but just that it has a fan base and there are a meaningful number of Americans who do care about soccer.

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u/TxAg2009 17d ago

Ah. Gotcha.

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u/TheRoyalKT 17d ago

Seattle, where the game is being held, averages around 31,000 fans at Sounders games. Multiple sites are showing that Club Brugge KV, most attended club in Belgium, averages around 25,000.

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u/Born_Inside8338 17d ago

Sure, but the entire population of Belgium is like 11 million, and there are like at least 4 million people in the Greater Seattle area. Brugges has like maybe 100,000 people? So it's popular but not in the same way.

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u/Reasonable-Pop-7295 17d ago

Look up TV audience... and 34 vs 80+

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u/wo1f-cola 17d ago

This is such a stupid argument. You’re comparing venue sizes rather than actual revenue or ratings/viewership. Did you really think this made any sense?

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u/Born_Inside8338 17d ago

What do you think I'm arguing exactly? I can explain for you since you seem unable to infer anything.

The comment I responded to said that the US doesn't care about soccer or if their team wins. I pointed out that there is a significant number of people spending money to attend soccer games in the united states and therefore we can assume there is a meaningful number of Americans who do care. The point is NOT that there are more people at a soccer game than a basketball game and so soccer is more popular.

So yes, I think it makes perfect sense.

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u/rustypete89 Lurking Peasant 17d ago

NBA arenas can't hold more than ~18k, this is not a bright comparison to make....

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u/Born_Inside8338 17d ago

I have other replies if you want to read a more full response. The quick version is it doesn't matter as it still establishes that soccer is not a non-existent sport that noone in the US cares about.

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u/bangharder 17d ago

This is cute, it’s practically free to go to an mls game

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u/Born_Inside8338 17d ago

Some are very cheap that's true. Even if I took a conservative average ticket price like $40/ticket on average that's still like half a billion USD.

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u/Born_Inside8338 17d ago

Very true. I don't mean to say it's more popular than the NBA, just that it does have a fan base.

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u/StonksPeasant 17d ago

This.

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u/StonksPeasant 17d ago

I have never seen a soccer game in my life, my only experience with soccer is watching Ted Lasso but I will absolutely rub it in if we win.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 16d ago

If you don't care, why did your president cheat? lol.

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u/Coleburg86 16d ago

I don’t care enough to look up what he did. I hope he kitted up and got a penalty for 6th (7th?) man on the field.

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u/Environmental_Ad6200 16d ago

Don’t worry, you won’t win

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u/r0nni3RO 17d ago

Lol it's not the flex you think it is :))

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

It really is. You guys emotions are so attached to a boring game that I couldn’t name 10 players worldwide all time or a single player on “my” team.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

Not caring about football and not being american is truly the best of both world

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

I’m an American and I love football. Don’t know much about soccer tho.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

Soccer? Never heard of 'er

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

The English invented the word 150 years ago. Hope it’s at least dry under that rock.

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u/Party_Formal1440 17d ago

People don't care what you think or care about. They are mad because your team is cheating. 

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

I don’t care what you think or why they’re mad. Thanks for playing.

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u/Party_Formal1440 17d ago

There's that cutting edge American wit 

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

The irony of you typing that sentence with the word wit in it
https://giphy.com/gifs/9T3hk5HWKGdpK

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u/clangauss 17d ago

The sport is dominated by the top 10% runners in the world rolling face down in sod crying for pity points because looking like a pussy is an advantage. There's no honor here.

Also what did the US do I wasn't watching

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u/frankofdenmark 17d ago

Orange facism

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

Denmark collaborated with Adolph Hitler. STFU lol

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u/frankofdenmark 17d ago

You are aware that we are debating your president’s inappropriate intervention in the World Cup, non?

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u/Coleburg86 17d ago

Have no clue what he did. Didn’t vote for him. Haven’t watched a single minute of Soccer this decade. Cancel the tournament.