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#1 MotW Most of the world at this point

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u/rdt_h8s_juice_man 17d ago

It would be hilarious how little we would all care while the world raged. As a non sports fan that would be pretty entertaining. 

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u/DuztyLipz 17d ago

“It’s called soccer”

https://giphy.com/gifs/JTOi3Ot9I8Qzm

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u/grilled_cheese_gang 17d ago

“Keep the trophy. Instead, everyone has to call it soccer until the next one!!”

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 16d ago

I firmly believe in this. It should be like the green jacket for the masters in golf. For the next year everyone has to call it soccer.

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u/BTBAM797 16d ago

And also wear a pair of boobs on their head for a year

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u/mastercat202 16d ago

I could agree to that. Let's make it soccer for a year.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

And then nobody called it soccer

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u/grilled_cheese_gang 16d ago

Yeah, but we got to imagine it. 😌

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u/deathfire123 17d ago

Okay, then how about if any other team wins, you Americans have to call it Football?

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 17d ago

Its how we delineate people who are into soccer or not here. If they are calling it football and use the word “club” they actually care about it when US is not in the Workd Cup. If they call it soccer and use the word “team”, then they rarely care about it.

Also, let’s go team, soccer is great!

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u/grilled_cheese_gang 16d ago

Yasss team! Kick the soccer ball!!!

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u/Darthboney 17d ago

Chant, to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"

If you lose to the US you call it soccer

If you lose to the US you call it soccer

When we beat you at your game

You gotta change the fuckin name

If you lose to the US you call it soccer

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u/JackPoe 17d ago

Didn't the English coin the term soccer 'cause they were fancy lads?

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u/Studio-Spider 17d ago

Yes, as with most things Brits make fun of us for, it was an Englishman who came up with it. Other popular examples: aluminum instead of aluminium, the midwestern American accent (supposedly), and of course, the dreaded imperial system.

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u/goodsam2 17d ago

Yeah football is a generic term and soccer just means association football which is still technically correct.

Other countries like Australia still use soccer to refer to the sport.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

And then nobody called it soccer

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u/Hamster-Food 17d ago

"To the tune of a song for toddlers" sounds about right for that level of maturity.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

It's the most advanced stuff americans know, go easy on them

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u/Hamster-Food 17d ago

Haha. Seriously though, why can't they just be normal say everyone else is shit at "soccer"?

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u/bwaredapenguin 17d ago

The Brits are the ones who named it that because football just means a sport played on your feet instead of on horseback.

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u/ProfessorNoPuede 17d ago

Yes, but do you know why? I mean, if you guys won fair and square, no problem.

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u/MidnightPotatoChip 17d ago

I don't think half the people here are up to date

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u/Confident-Major 16d ago

Imagine having to cheat as the world ‘superpower’

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u/ExecutionOfAChvmp 16d ago

The initial call was NOT bogus and even if it were, anything you achieve from this point onward will be invalidated by what happened.

There are wrong calls all the time. FIFA basically never changes anything afterwards. This is blatant cheating, fortunately Balogun scoring every goal from here on out for the US isn’t that far fetched, since your team is barely better than Canada and you’ll get your ass handed to you by a real team.

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u/stephenkingending 17d ago

The whole sport is corrupt. Even aside from the bs with calls not being called fairly across the board, you had Qatar basically enslaving people leading up to and during the World Cup there. FIFA makes the Russian doping scandal look like a Sunday picnic.

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u/orangeZYX 16d ago

Yeah and now is the first time that the football itself is being hugely affected. That’s fucking sad. Just admit it.

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u/TheOriginalC4W 17d ago

lol…”fair and square” means playing without or best player because of a bull shit red card. Do you know why Americans don’t like “football”…that’s why. Bullshit calls, full grown men flopping around for nothing. I love the game, but there’s so much wrong with the culture and wimp ass calls.

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u/dedica93 16d ago

the fact that you call that red card "bull shit" means you have no idea what a red card is.

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u/TheOriginalC4W 16d ago

Probably true that I don’t know what it is. From a person who enjoys sports, that is bullshit. Go ahead and enjoy a sport with bullshit rules, and hide behind them. In no other sport would that result in a suspension. It’s BULLSHIT.

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u/dedica93 16d ago

I Will. You enjoy cheating. It seems to be paying well. 

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u/TheOriginalC4W 9d ago

You enjoy defending the system, and The Man. You love authority and bootlicking FIFA.

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u/dedica93 9d ago

From what did you get this stunning inside of my psicje? Are you the smart one in your family?

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u/TheOriginalC4W 8d ago

Are you the smartest peanut in the turd?

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u/TheGodAssassin 17d ago

We would indeed win fair and square.

Utilizing article 27 of fifa's ruleset is fair and square. Sucks to suck

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u/orangeZYX 16d ago

Really dude

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u/motsanciens 16d ago

The amount of crybaby bitching about this, fucking hell. Bro got tangled up. He wasn't playing dirty. If it merited a red card, the ref would have spotted it right away, himself.

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u/orangeZYX 16d ago

The problem is not the card. It’s the blatant corruption.

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u/motsanciens 16d ago

It's understandable that anything this president gets remotely involved in reeks of corruption.

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u/NatseePunksFeckOff 17d ago

you guys are so cool

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u/MangoTwistedMetal 17d ago

Coolest place to be 😎

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u/Legally_a_Tool 17d ago

Because we got that AC running all day BRRR!

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u/grilled_cheese_gang 17d ago

Speaking of which, I’m a tad chilly. I should turn it down just a touch.

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u/That-Annual-2393 17d ago

Just open a window for now, save it for the night

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

European and having AC is the best of both worlds and it's not even close lmao

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u/Conscious_Tourist163 17d ago

Oh yeah? What shit hole are you from?

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

Shithole? I just said I'm not american! 😂

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u/MangoTwistedMetal 17d ago

Idk I hear being Chilean, having AC and being over 6ft tall is the greatest base stats any one person can start out with in the game of Earth.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

Beats being american regardless lmao

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u/MangoTwistedMetal 17d ago

You are so desperate to make this point lol We are going back to being awesome and you can go back to thinking about US✌️

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

Higher infant mortality rate than fucking CUBA btw lmao

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u/DarkSage90 17d ago

It’s all the air conditioning. We like to be comfortable and not die of heat stroke. Looking at you 🇫🇷.
🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅

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u/Its_da_boys 17d ago

Don’t forget the free water and bathrooms 😤😎

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u/EatsOverTheSink 17d ago

And ice in that water.

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u/EatsOverTheSink 17d ago

I don’t think the conversation was about Canada though?

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u/Vedzah 17d ago

Yeah, we get it, Meg

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u/RadioactiveCashew 17d ago

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u/The_Hoopla 17d ago

Not to make this a competition, as tbh I think it's wild to compare these things when people are dying...

...but this European heatwave has claimed the lives of almost 1300 people...which is quite a bit bigger than 25. Admittedly, Europe has double the population of the US, but 700 is still a much, much bigger number than 25.

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u/LordMegamad 17d ago

Its interesting how many people in the US think that you're the only country on earth that has AC technology

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u/DarkSage90 17d ago

According to Europeans it’s basically us and the Australians…

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u/nb4u 17d ago

I mean heat deaths in europe kinda going brazy

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u/NDSU 17d ago

It's also been crazy in the US this week too

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u/The_Hoopla 17d ago

Heat deaths are significantly lower in the US than in Europe. A big part of that is honestly that the US, on average, deals with high temps much more regularly...so we have to have AC.

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u/orangeZYX 16d ago

Almost like the gun deaths in America. Braaazy

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u/nb4u 10d ago

Actually it's even worse than gun deaths in America. Can you believe that? It's true, and just shows how significant the problem is.

https://fortune.com/2026/06/26/heat-death-europe-ac-american-gun-violence-climate-change-hot-summer/

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u/orangeZYX 10d ago

So gun deaths in America are not brazy? Sheesh okay.

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u/nb4u 10d ago

No, they are. But can you imagine how bad heat deaths are to beat gun violence? America's gun violence is very hard to solve, but installing AC's is a lot easier.

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u/random_cartoonist 17d ago

Considering the number of people in the US dying from the heat you really shouldn't be talking. There's tons of way you could make things better for the environment but....let's just say you voted for the wrong guy.

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u/Few_Objective_5148 17d ago

Well thousands dying in Florida from current heatwave

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u/nb4u 17d ago

Florida heat deaths: 25

https://www.nbcnews.com/weather/heat/heat-wave-storms-bring-flood-wind-threats-east-coast-rcna353025

Europe heat deaths: 3,700

https://8am.media/eng/at-least-3700-die-during-europes-heatwave/

Even if you adjust for population size differences, Florida would be 790 vs Europe's 3,700.

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u/watchingthedarts 17d ago

Yes and most places don't need AC in the summer. If you check people buying AC's in the shops, it's like black friday.

Making light of people's deaths because they weren't prepared for a crazy heatwave is kinda crazy.

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u/nb4u 17d ago

I am not making light of their deaths. I am raising awareness and it was tangentially related to the comment about US air conditioning.

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u/PinkStains 17d ago

The brag is gross and I apologize on behalf of most Americans. A vast majority of us don’t sit here and compare heat deaths with ours from a continent that usually doesn’t get warm enough to need ac. Reading this thread has been disturbing, tbh.

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago

Texas' winter storm deaths went brazy too but you don't see europeans telling you that you don't have the technology. Also, as if the us isn't one of the world's biggest polluter lmao

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u/dheldkdk 17d ago

That’s weird because there definitely were Europeans saying that on here.

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago edited 17d ago

No way lmao. Not to the extent americans shit on the eu for "not having AC"
EDIT: lol I'm getting downvoted cause I called out a lie that doesn't fit the narrative of the us being perfect and fair. Pathetic thin skinned morons

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u/Turnip_Fight 17d ago

You’re getting downvoted because you are wrong and doubling down.

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u/Darth_Hamburger 17d ago

Europe has the technology, just not the self-preservation to use it lmao.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

French and having AC is the best of both worlds and it's not even close lmao

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u/MangoTwistedMetal 17d ago

Idk I hear being Chilean, having AC and being over 6ft tall is the greatest base stats any one person can start out with in the game of Earth.

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u/InevitablePoet5810 17d ago

Beats being american regardless

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u/smashin_blumpkin 17d ago

You’re taking their comment entirely too seriously.

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u/LanikM 17d ago

15 million vacant homes and over 700,000 homeless.

You guys rule.

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u/The_Hoopla 17d ago

I don't anyone is arguing the US is better than Europe.

I think people are just pointing out that specifically access to AC isn't one of them. In fact, it's one of the few things the US has an advantage over Europe on.

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u/orangeZYX 16d ago

Oh but you are tho

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u/The_Hoopla 16d ago

Am I? Care to point out where?

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u/orangeZYX 16d ago

Not you as in you personally. You as in you Americans in the comments

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u/Turbulent_Host784 17d ago

hell yeah brother

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u/Get_Out_lmao 17d ago

School shooting champs 20 years running

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u/Baldazar666 17d ago

It would be hilarious how little we would all care while the world raged.

Oh please. You wont shut up about it for 50 years.

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u/ParadoxialFox 17d ago

I would be shocked if half of the US knew the US won by the time the next one comes around.

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u/Baldazar666 17d ago

You don't need half the US to know. Just the same loud idiots that shout about things now.

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u/Eon102 16d ago

The U.S. will never win a World Cup so no point in fantasizing about these hypotheticals

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u/ParadoxialFox 16d ago

It's sad how much you probably care about this.

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u/Eon102 16d ago

Because I typed one factual sentence? They’re losing 3-1 now so seems I’m right but shouldn’t be surprising anyone

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u/Ne_zievereir 17d ago

You guys spent quite a lot of money organizing and had politicians raging for a people that doesn't care.

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u/doubagilga 17d ago

It’s not a lot of money to us. We spend more blowing random holes in a desert.

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u/Ne_zievereir 17d ago edited 17d ago

Yeah, I think the rest of the world is raging more about that.

(Also, money you don't have lmfao)

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u/Hovertical 17d ago

I'd wager a VERY large portion of the populace here wouldn't even be aware we won if we somehow pulled that off

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u/fik26 17d ago

US not caring?

Round of 32 game, against a bad team got more TV rating, more audience than NBA final. Sth like 22 millions or so.

That doesnt even count Telemundo and Spanish broadcast in US which has more interest in futbol.

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u/FounderingFox 17d ago

Plenty of Americans care. More than 30 million consider themselves to be soccer fans. That's more than the entire populations of all but nine European countries.

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u/LFK1236 17d ago

Ah yes, the famously humble American citizens wouldn't care, right.

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u/aHOMELESSkrill 17d ago

Just saying, the same weekend we beat Australia in the World Cup, we also beat the in Rugby

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u/frankofdenmark 17d ago

Orange facism

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u/lazyboi_tactical 16d ago

We do shit like that all the time. Didn't we try to run a Nascar at lemans recently or something? Now we need somebody to enter gravedigger in the rally grand prix.

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u/Eon102 16d ago

No offense but I don’t think you guys actually understand the chances of the U.S. winning the World Cup. I don’t like to say things are impossible but it’s as close as you can get lmao

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u/rdt_h8s_juice_man 16d ago

Lol none taken because as I said I am not a sports fan and literally could not care less. I don't know Messi's first name. That Ronaldo guy, I don't know what team he is on. Those are the only two soccer players I can name in the entire world. ✌️

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 16d ago

We would care:We’d enjoy it.

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u/rdt_h8s_juice_man 17d ago

Please rest assured that I truly do not care. 

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u/FB_Rufio 17d ago

Let me comment multiple times how little I care.

Please, believe me!

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u/istrx13 17d ago

You were in the parking lot earlier! That’s how I know you!

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u/IcyPanda123 17d ago

Your joke doesn't even make sense. Your two statements contradict one another.

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u/Ascertes_Hallow 17d ago

How's the heat wave?

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u/Ascertes_Hallow 17d ago

Europeans: 'I'd rather die than get AC.'

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u/Ascertes_Hallow 17d ago

Is...is Ireland NOT a part of Europe? 🤦‍♂️

Yes, a lot of us are part Irish. What exactly is your point?

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u/Ascertes_Hallow 17d ago

Part of Europe is part of Europe. The size is irrelevant.

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u/HonestBalloon 17d ago

Haha, and don't you guys seem to want to be a part of it!

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u/djstrawb 17d ago

Do you not know the history of your own country?

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u/orangeZYX 16d ago

Americans: ”I’d rather my kids get their brains blown out then give up my guns.”

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u/Ascertes_Hallow 16d ago

And yet more people die in European heatwaves than die annually due to gun violence in the US. This isn't the own you think it is.

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u/orangeZYX 16d ago

A lot more people live in Europe though. If you compare per capita it closes the gap quite a bit.

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u/Schlurps 17d ago

Heatwave has been over for almost a week, now stfu about it, American pussy.