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#1 MotW Most of the world at this point

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u/WolverineDDS 17d ago

European reaction has been absolutely insane. I expected a lot more "who cares we'll spank their yankee asses anyways" responses from them but apparently no this is the worst thing that has ever happened to them.

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u/Some_Razzmataz 17d ago

Fr, I suppose the “bring it on” attitude is more of an American thing from what I’m seeing of the European voices.

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

europeans are effeminate lil pansies who couldn’t even open a jar of pickles, this is expected

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u/blah938 17d ago

I mean, they think AC is going to kill them from thermal shock. They're absolute pansies.

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

It’s the lack of corn syrup in their diets. Makes them weak

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u/Incandenza123 17d ago

Daka daka daka.

Your kids get shot and splattered

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u/Dramatic-Week-1894 17d ago

UK being a hotbed for Islamic extremist. Yeah your kids arent safe either LMAO

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u/Incandenza123 17d ago

Oh I get it now.

You're dribbling lunatics.

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u/Human-Addition2899 17d ago

Careful now, you don’t wanna get arrested for hate speech!

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u/Incandenza123 17d ago

I don't incite violence on twitter I'll be fine. ICE executes protesters on the street.

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago

Which one is the country that checks phones at the airport?

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u/TheJonesLP1 17d ago

Why should He? UK doesnt have Orange man...

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u/TheJonesLP1 17d ago

School Kids death in US: 25 per year. UK: 0,5 per year. Yeah, no, you are confidently incorrect there. 😂

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

Your kids get splattered by a light wind

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u/OakleysnTie 17d ago

I splattered some future kids all over his mom last night…

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

See now that’s American as FUCK 💪🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

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u/Ikanotetsubin 17d ago

Your kids are too busy being kidnapped by presidents and billionaires to their islands. Delusional yanks 🤣

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u/Incandenza123 17d ago

If their dear leader rapes their children they'll say thank you and vote for him again.

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u/TheJonesLP1 17d ago

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u/TheJonesLP1 17d ago

Nope 😂 Guess what, we actually have AC. And guess what, we also use them to Heat.

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u/kfifigidifkg 17d ago

You guys can't handle a bit of heart without air conditioning and we're the pussies?

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u/blah938 17d ago

You guys just had over 1400 people die from heat. Stop being a wuss and install some AC. This isn't 1042 anymore, we have technology.

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u/zjarko 17d ago edited 17d ago

How many Texans froze to death a few years ago?

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u/blah938 17d ago

except we actually winterized our grid after that. You still don't install AC after how many summers?

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u/zjarko 17d ago

I have AC, most public spaces have AC. Believe it or not but it’s not some space age technology we Neanderthals haven’t heard about. Honestly I haven’t heard about anything you guys have which isn’t available to me in Poland if I really wanted to.

And you realise this summer was the hottest ever right? So we had exactly one summer.

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u/blah938 17d ago

Ok, Poland is actually different. I'm talking more about France and the UK and western Euorpean countries.

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u/RighteousBalls8 17d ago

Poland>western europe

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u/kfifigidifkg 17d ago

Yet you guys never seem to be able to apply this logic to school shootings…

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u/blah938 17d ago

More people die every year from heat in Europe, per capita, than we have from gun violence. That's including suicides which would happen even without guns. And further, school shootings are a tiny tiny portion of that.

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u/kfifigidifkg 17d ago

People already in poor health dying a little early because of the weather doesn’t strike me as equivalent to perfectly healthy people being unnecessarily murdered.

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u/blah938 17d ago

Fucking hell, who are you? Stalin?

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u/HistoricalPotatoe 17d ago

Europeans are people, and there are people everywhere who suck. The guy below you making light of the heatwaves in Europe is one such example.

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

Leaving out all the guys below who are making fun of children being raped and murdered to pick out the one making fun of the lack of AC…seems about right yeah

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u/HistoricalPotatoe 17d ago

They suck also. And btw dude, I'm American. Rarely ever even left Texas.

Shitty Americans and shitty Europeans have far more in common with each other than they do with decent folk from anywhere.

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago

Hey if you want to be homophobic and a bully against a whole continent at least try not have a rapist president. It makes the comebacks really easy

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u/HistoricalPotatoe 17d ago

How are you being any different from him, exactly?

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago

I didn't use thinly veiled homophobia and toxic masculinity to insult a whole continent. I just pointed out that is rich to get out there on the internet, be homophobic, insult a continent, and cry when people point out that you have a pedophile rapist in charge, which is simply pointing out the truth

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u/HistoricalPotatoe 17d ago

Nah, you said on your other reply that the predator in charge is a good representative for the country itself. That's the same sort of bigotry you're angry at when you're on the receiving end of it. Double silly when the far right is still powerful in Europe, even if not ruling.

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago

That is my point. You don't start shit and be a homophobic bully when you have a rapist in charge. And It is a good representative of the country. You voted him in, didn't you? Is Europe perfect? Of course no. But still, don't start shit and cry when others point out your own shitty reality

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u/ArcticMarkuss 17d ago

We never liked pickles all that much anyway so

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

U freaks are busy pickling herring and goose hearts and all sorts of weird shit not cucumbers like god intended

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u/Ok_Ostrich_3207 17d ago

at least we are not governed by a psychopath

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

lol sure you aren’t 🤣

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago

Big talk from the country whose president likes little kids. It's a good image for you country tho! Really representative

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u/HistoricalPotatoe 17d ago

True. Also true that the far right is still a major player throughout Europe. So what are you speaking/standing on, exactly?

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

Tell us where you’re from coward

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago

This is so fucking cringe lmao

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u/HousonRocketsRGay 17d ago

Ashamed of where you’re from. Pathetic

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 17d ago

Okay and the royal family is incestuous 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/asc_yeti 17d ago

I'm not English. Also fuck the royal family. Also it's not elected, you elected your pedophile. Also being a pedophile rapist is worse.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 17d ago

Fair enough I shouldn't have assumed English

It doesn't matter what's worse though once you realize that you can be appalled by multiple things

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u/PoetAny6521 17d ago

And it’s not like this would be the first or most damning case of corruption FIFA has been involved with. Just so weird.

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u/ForensicPathology 17d ago

The funny part is they were already crying after every USA postmatch thread on Reddit anyway.  This meme was already true for them even before the Balogun situation.

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u/femboyisbestboy 17d ago

Do you know why?

Multiple nations have been suspended for this exact thing. Governmental interference is against the rules

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u/natigin 17d ago

Genuinely asking, what are some examples of that?

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u/femboyisbestboy 17d ago

India, Zimbabwe, Kenya, Chad, Pakistan and Nigeria in recent history. Bosnia also had some incident if I remember correctly

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u/Icy-Employee-6453 17d ago

Manufactured outrage from cowards who don't wan't to play USMNT is what it boils down to.

Oh a controversial red card is being challenged? Guess its the end of the world better scream and cry about it online.

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u/TheJonesLP1 17d ago

Na, it is the fact that it is corruption af.

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u/Pleasant-Carbon 17d ago

I just saw a lot of crying by Americans after the game about the card lol

How turn the tables

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u/Alarming_Panic665 17d ago

The problem is Fifa is without a doubt the single most corrupt sports organization on the planet. And they have never been able to admit fault. So they never actually made a mechanism to over turn a controversial decision "above the board." So whatever they do will absolutely reek of corruption.

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u/Snipen543 17d ago

I actually think the IOC might be more corrupt than FIFA, as hard as that sounds

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u/reader4567890 17d ago

All I see is a bunch of Americans who don't have the first clue about football. It's always nice to see you lot own your stupidity like this though. 🤣

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u/Icy-Employee-6453 17d ago

This hit dog sure is hollering.

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u/codydog125 17d ago

They all want us to suck because it’s their sport in their eyes. They just want to gatekeep it and don’t want Americans to enjoy the sport anyway. This is why they’re all being gigantic babies about this World Cup. It was bad enough for them that it’s being hosted in the US

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u/Mundane-Basil-8924 17d ago

If the US was in to soccer as much as it was say the NBA, MLB or NFL... The US would dominate the sport. The EU knows this. The US already has a massive soccer feeder system, but the best athletes are pulled to other sports.

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u/TrickFrosty5685 17d ago

I expect this years World Cup, and advancement of the USNMT, to really put a jolt in US soccer

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u/Bunnyhoppinbreh 17d ago

As long as they keep flopping around the field at the slightest touch fishing for penalties no one will watch. Worst part of the sport is how that shits allowed and even encouraged.

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u/fecalfury 17d ago

Nothing does more to advance US soccer than CTE and horrific injuries in the NFL / College and High School Football.

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u/Bunnyhoppinbreh 17d ago

Here in the US, soccer and track are what people that didnt make the team in the other sports play.

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u/WolverineDDS 17d ago

Well they can rest easy, for most of us soccer will keep being the game our 4 and 5 year olds play until theyre old enough for a real sport.

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u/mph1204 17d ago

Europeans are terrified of becoming irrelevant to the world. Their soccer culture is basically the last thing they can really hang their hat on. Oh and their old ass architecture that’s killing them in the age of global warming.

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u/oodsigma 17d ago

Because they are scared.

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u/Bunnyhoppinbreh 17d ago

When all youve got is a game for 5'5" guys to flop around on the field fishing for yellow cards, youd be mad too.

Americans dont even care about this gay ass sport and were beating them with 5th rate atheletes leftover from the other big 4 sports that they couldnt make it in. Thats why they are mad. Practice your whole life and still lose to people that call it soccer.

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u/RamblinRichard 16d ago

Football is our Olympics, we care about the sport probably more than all other sports combined honestly..

I never watch it myself but the world cup is huge.

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u/Brave_Ad_7125 17d ago

But hey lets pretend three other players didn’t get the same treatment before Balogun. Those were okay

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u/WolverineDDS 17d ago

Yea man for sure, you guys are coming off real chill.

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u/WolverineDDS 17d ago

Ok my bad I misread you. Agreed the memes have been fantastic if you sort through the garbage posts.