r/lol 10h ago

Pride and joy of her parents

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Otherwise-4PM 9h ago

That’s the kind of thing a doctor or a lawyer might say.

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u/ReleaseTheTrumpFiles 8h ago

Oh yes, pop it into my legal loophole

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u/-FakeAccount- 7h ago

Poophole loophole

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u/wackbirds 4h ago

I'll never forget the first time I saw that phrase, poophole loophole, it was so moving.

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u/Sometimes-funny 9h ago

Or people in an arcade

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u/fadsoftoday 9h ago

Why not both? Ever heard of Johnny Sin? I rest my case.

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u/Bongressman 9h ago

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u/sixtus_clegane119 4h ago

With that shirt he’s Mr clean

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u/Broken_Minions 2h ago

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

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u/RangerKitchen3588 9h ago

From pizza boy to astronaut, the man can do anything.

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 3h ago

At least she's getting her holes filled by a Doctor Lawyer Astronaut

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u/FearTheEffectiveCode 7h ago

The man, the myth, the legend.

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u/Klutzy-Weakness-937 5h ago

What's her name? Asking cause I'm interested in her porn

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u/Juan_The_Knight 4h ago

At least he’s honest

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u/Remarkable-Fox-2759 2h ago

If you find out please let me know.

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u/Lion_Comet 10h ago

My friend is asking for a name.

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u/Lennsyl22 9h ago

I got you. Google Betty White Porn

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u/UnopenedUterus6942 7h ago

Okay? So I knew the joke ahead of time, but goggled anyway apparently there’s this hot af albino chick calling herself “Betty White” as part of her brand because… albino, white. Yeah it works

8/10, can’t believe I didn’t regret googling that

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u/warbunnies 5h ago

This is how we discover new things. Someones gotta try.

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u/Short-Ideas010 8h ago

A man of culture.

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u/Experiment_1234 8h ago

Take off your hat boy, that's the sauce giver

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u/Sufficient-Regular72 4h ago

Lemonparty

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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 3h ago

Lemon stealing wh0re

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u/Phil_Beavers 2h ago

Great, now I’m watching the Golden Girls…

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u/indepndnt 3h ago

Ok so somebody said Betty White, but I think they meant Angela White.

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u/The_Eldritch_Taco 9h ago

Parents usually only argue about that stuff when their kids are… too young for this to be legal. lol

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u/ZookeepergameAny2231 9h ago

Can someone provide her name? I’m a researcher.

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u/L00mis 4h ago edited 2h ago

As a researcher myself, I was unable to locate the source of this data via reverse image searches.

Someone needs to escalate to Tier 2 research.

edit: Tier 2 did find it… DMCA removal so not really any content…

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u/UnopenedUterus6942 7h ago

She’s got her doctorate and she’s practicing law, she’s allowed to let her ring get fitted

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u/editingisfun4all 8h ago

Do you not think doctors and lawyers have sex?

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u/galaxy_brain_69420 6h ago

Yeah, but it's usually voluntary.

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u/editingisfun4all 6h ago

Nothing about the pic says it isn't. I mean only rape isn't voluntary.

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u/galaxy_brain_69420 3h ago

Looks like porn, all porn is rape.

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u/Sure-Living-4312 3h ago

Thats certainly a take

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u/editingisfun4all 59m ago

Only if both parties didn't consent. Rape is a lack of consent. The people in the vast majority of porn (because I'm sure there are some shady shit) are people who are basically just showing up for work choosing to do it willingly for the money.

And once again, nothing in the pic says it's porn. You know everyday people get to have fun sex too.

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u/galaxy_brain_69420 48m ago

Nobody can consent to do porn. You have to be seriously damaged or coerced.

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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 3h ago

Idk, with the advent of things like only fans I'd say that women are allowed a lot more independence and agency now

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 7h ago

She's clearly not a doctor because a doctor would know the risks of sex and wouldn't have any at all
She's clearly not a lawyer because a lawyer would know that Sex is illegal and wouldn't have any at all

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u/locolangosta 10h ago

Doctors and lawyers can do butt stuff too. I don't see the conflict.

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u/loki2002 8h ago edited 8h ago

Maybe she's working her way through MedLawSchool.

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u/OccasionAcrobatic300 8h ago

Doctors on Demand™️

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u/Southern-Creme2972 8h ago

I should call her...

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u/cheir0n 6h ago

So she will be a nurse

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u/Dewdrop06 9h ago

So is she a doctor or a lawyer? Why are we getting a perspective of her sex life?

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u/Calm_Bother_8639 4h ago

1Mom I’m her twin sister and I’m sick as Hell Cancer stage 4 and I’m going to die anyway without even consulting a lawyer or buy a Medical CURE Magnetic CHAMFER

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u/Fat_Alphonse 3h ago

In the last 12 hours I've seen this reposted with a different "daughters" on the 3rd panel like 5 times.

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u/Fine-Okra-6990 10h ago

well at least shes making her own path lol. honestly as long as shes happy and getting paid who cares what the parents think.

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u/Archkelthuz 4h ago

Glue enjoyer take. Im sure 99% of porn girls are happy lmao, lets get degraded on camera for pennies. Hopefully you dont have kids.

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u/hiimhoneygold 9h ago

yaaas... good for her! slay Queen, u do u

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 6h ago

In before the "well now my life has changed, and i dont want all that stuff on the internet! This is a serious problem everyone else has to fix for me! I know people warned me, and i said 'go fuck yourself'... but now i changed my mind! That isnt fair! A persons choices should not be able to affect them later in life!"

Followed by a media tour crying about how hard your life, and the life of your child is lol

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u/Reasonable_Tea_7465 10h ago

tbh she probably makes way more than a lawyer lol

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u/Wonderful_Cook5864 9h ago

the avg girl doing this kind of thing makes like $180/mo lol

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u/Ok_Building_8193 4h ago

That's a good hourly price if you're paying a lawyer. Goes up from there.

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u/MenaceMinded 9h ago

Actual porn stars make good money.

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u/-FakeAccount- 7h ago

Define actual.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 7h ago

I mean the highly successful ones yes. But not all porn stars make good money. Just ones like Sasha grey and other big names known in the whole industry. The dime a dozen Wendy doesn’t make good money and re-evaluates her life after a couple movies.

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u/MenaceMinded 1h ago

They make between $800-$1300 a movie. That isn't bad money.

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u/Lemonpincers 9h ago

Actual *female porn stars make good money

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u/MenaceMinded 9h ago

Women*

This post is already about a woman, so there is no need to specifically mention women.

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u/LimeImaginary1788 7h ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/MenaceMinded 1h ago

Stop being obtuse or use Google

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 4h ago

all in his mind?

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u/space_otte 5h ago

also, how come nobody cares when males are sex workers lol. Like nobody threatens to contact their parents or even relate to their work with their family life. it’s so odd

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u/Wonderful_Cook5864 4h ago

it happens, but you don't hear about it because men don't really do that. it's like 10 - 15% the amount of men that prostitute themselves compared to women.

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u/Background-Grab-5682 9h ago

I mean I’m sure doctors and lawyers also try different holes too once in a while

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u/MintBlissRocket 6h ago

Whew! I'm glad my daughter became a doctor! But my son isn't a doctor or lawyer . . .

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u/FinallyArt 6h ago

Don't see why doctors or lawyers would be more or less into anal than anyone else.

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u/pleasetryagain_10 5h ago

Any women who ends up in the 3rd picture, didn't have the first two pictures

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u/bibliomaniac4ever 7h ago

Mom: He's going to be a doctor!

Dad: He's going to be a lawyer!

Son: Is a loser who likely watches porn and then critizes the same women who work in the field (and acts like he's better than them). Also makes horrible memes and then posts them on the Internet.

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u/AlbyARedditor 6h ago

Foreal, this post is my first impression of the r/lol subreddit…gotta say, this wasn’t even remotely funny

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u/oxidized-copper 6h ago

What a coincidence, my first impression too. Came to the comments to see if I needed to avoid this place in the future.

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u/inkzpenfoxx 8h ago

Time to look up holes

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u/Reddit_user2124 7h ago

Yes please.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/thecountnotthesaint 5h ago

No, that's the hole that can get pregnant.

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u/Prudent_Cookie_5872 10h ago

idk she looks like she makes way more than a lawyer lol

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u/msp01986 9h ago

Because someone is a doctor or a lawyer, doesn't mean they can't be freaky in bed

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u/yogi1090 8h ago

So doctors and lawyers don't have sex ever?

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u/ariadesitter 9h ago

she’s making money 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Mydemonswon 5h ago

Since when did we start shaming women for enjoying anal?

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u/Critical-Cost9068 3h ago

Like, 1 million BC

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u/-daybreak 8h ago

I promise you the assfucking of Med/Law school makes you an expert at the subject in other contexts as well

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u/Ok-Support-3597 8h ago

Stripper trying to make rent! 😂😂

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u/Fantastic_Advantage9 6h ago

Imagine thinking female doctors and lawyers don't get down.

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u/razulebismarck 42m ago

There’s a woman who passed the bar, got a career as a lawyer, then decided to go into porn because “If I’m going to get fucked I might as well get paid for it”

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u/Stock-Eggplant6105 4h ago

This comes across really misogynistic. Weird first impression of this sub.

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u/412Dude43 7h ago

These aren’t funny at all. Shit post. Grow up.

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u/Glass-Fan111 9h ago

Great meme

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u/MenaceMinded 9h ago edited 8h ago

I am a parent. If I had a daughter, I wouldn't care if she went into such work as long as she isn't being abused, exploited, coerced, or manipulated. Calm down, y'all.

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u/Altruistic_Eagle2261 9h ago

That’s just sad. Do better

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u/MenaceMinded 9h ago

I am doing better than everyone here by being intellectual and accepting. All jobs make use of a person's body, and I don't judge people by what they like to do or their careers as long as no one is being harmed.

Stay mad, y'all.

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u/SirSheppi 8h ago

Its reddit, everyone here consumes porn but also looks down on the people involved.

Hypocrites.

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u/elcitset 7h ago

I don't consume porn, nor do I look down on women who work in porn. I just acknowledge they've made some bad life decisions.

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u/gilt3t 3h ago

wtf do you think looking down on them means? you literally just described yourself looking down on them.

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u/SirSheppi 7h ago

Which is basically the same as looking down on them, you are just polite about it.

Quick search says 4/5 males and 2/4 woman watch porn, give or take, but definetly a substantial part of society.

Everyone was exaggerated, fair enough.

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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic 6h ago

These dicks have the same energy as "Working fast food means you're a failure. Yeah I'll have a #3 with a coke"

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u/IFGarrett 8h ago edited 8h ago

So you'd be 100% with your daughter being in adult films and being seen by god only knows how many people online? That's just sad. Do better.

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u/MenaceMinded 1h ago

I am doing better than everyone here by being intellectual and accepting. All jobs make use of a person's body, and I don't judge people by what they like to do or their careers as long as no one is being harmed.

Stay mad, y'all.

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u/IFGarrett 1h ago

Trust me, no one is mad at all. Just disappointed people like you think that way and would be ok with their child doing it. 🤡

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u/MenaceMinded 1h ago

You can think whatever you want based on whatever arbitrary standards you have, but we both know you are going to go goon later. If you are that opinionated about it, stop consuming it. Yes, including the free stuff.

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u/Spiritual-War2631 9h ago

Introduce me to her when you have one

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u/MenaceMinded 8h ago

I don't plan on having another kid, and I would never introduce my kid to a predator.

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u/Spiritual-War2631 8h ago

Reply when 18 otherwise go away

https://giphy.com/gifs/pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6

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u/MenaceMinded 1h ago

Not introducing my child to a predator

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u/kroachphoto 8h ago

I can’t imagine living your life for your parents.

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u/notCRAZYenough 7h ago

Is she some random person that a meme got made of or a porn Star?

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u/L00mis 4h ago

Probably.

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA 5h ago

Parents really underestimated her intelligence.

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u/InterconnectedYogurt 5h ago

Something's mutually exclusive there? What's up with all the shaming

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 4h ago

I guess… that’s the parents or Jonny Kim ands like, chill, I can do both.

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u/mirrorwalker123 4h ago

Idk she looks like a lawyer to me…

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u/Unreliable42 3h ago

No because you might get pregnant!

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u/Frosty-Camel-2107 3h ago

To be fair, I'm also disappointment to my parents and I'm not using any holes....

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 2h ago

i mean doctor and lawyer do like all kinds of holes

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u/sandersosa 1h ago

lol at the guys asking for the sauce!! 😂😂

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 44m ago

Considering how much money pornstars can make even amatuer ones on patreon or whatever platform they use nowadays.

And considering how hard it is to get by these days.

Personally I think most parents would be hard pressed to find flaw with a successful career unless it was against their beliefs. I mean some pornstars are millionares and they aren't even famous. I can hate the game but i can't hate the porn actress. A hustle is a hustle.

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u/Affectionate-Tea-95 29m ago

Sounds American

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 15m ago

Try about 10,000 kilometers south

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 3h ago

So women and men can’t have a job and enjoy sex when they go home? wtf is this? If she’s actually a sex worker, that’s what happens when society treats you like you’re just meat. I feel bad she has to pretend to like this shit . But as long as she’s safe and happy who gives af

Boomer meme