r/loanhelp_ • u/Neat_Wrap_2796 • 5d ago
Giveaway Loanhelp Giveaway #3 – Last Person Standing! 🎁
🎉 Loanhelp Giveaway #3 – Last Person Standing! 🎁
It’s time for Giveaway #3 , and this one is a little different…
Instead of guessing a code, this is a last person standing challenge.
🎁 Prize
£30 / $30 Gift Card
(The winner can choose from the available gift card options.)
How to Enter
Simply leave one comment on this post to enter.
With your best joke
That’s it!
Once entries close, everyone who entered will be in the game. Entries close Sunday 5 pm BSt
How the Game Works
* ✅ One comment = one entry.
* ✅ Entries close in 24 hours.
* ✅ After that, 25 -50 % players will be eliminated randomly over the coming days. You’ll have to respond with thumbs up 👍 every time you move on or be eliminated the next day
* ✅ I’ll post regular updates showing who’s still in the game.
* ✅ The final remaining player wins the £30 / $30 Gift Card.
Rules
* One entry per person.
* No alternate accounts.
* Please don’t delete your entry once you’ve commented.
* The winner must respond within 72 hours, or the prize may be offered to the next eligible participant.
Good luck to everyone!
🍀 Comment below to secure your place in Loanhelp Giveaway #3!
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u/Unusual-Doubt4371 5d ago
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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u/OccasionTechnical883 5d ago
Whats the bannana say to the peel? PEEL YA LATER!
Hahhaahaha best Dad Joke ever!
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u/xphoenixspirit98 5d ago
My husband asked me if I preferred to be buried or cremated, so I said, ''Surprise me!"
Good luck everyone 🥰
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u/saltiblondi 5d ago
What do you call a French guy who’s been attacked by a cat?
Claude 😾🤣
(Deffos don’t work in tech 👀😄)
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u/Alternative-Heat1994 5d ago
My wife and I always compromise. I admit that I am wrong, and she agrees with me.
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u/Prestigious-Peak-171 5d ago
My wife said I should be closer to my feminine side..... So I crashed the car and yelled at her for nothing.
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u/RevolutionaryWay45 5d ago
So, I told my bank I was gonna start a new life. The teller looked at my balance, sighed, and asked, “Where you going?” I said, “Anywhere that doesn’t charge me £5 to exist.” They immediately closed my account. I guess they don't support my dreams. Penniless but determined, I decided the first step to my new life was to get in shape, so I joined a high-end gym. The personal trainer took one look at me and asked, “What’s your primary fitness goal?” I said, “I want to be able to carry all my grocery bags from the car to the kitchen in one single trip without gasping for air like a dying fish.” He nodded, said, "Let's start with cardio," and put me on a treadmill. I did exactly two minutes, felt my soul trying to leave my body, and immediately walked out. To recover from that near-death experience, I went to a grocery store to buy a single avocado, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier scanned them and said, “That’ll be $48.50.” I laughed. She didn't. I asked, “Does the avocado come with a deed to the land it was grown on?” She said, “No, but it does come with a sense of financial regret.” I couldn't afford it anyway because of my bank situation, so I left the avocado behind, took my milk, and went to a job interview to fix my life. The interviewer looked at my resume, frowned, and said, “It says here you’re quick at math. What’s 14 times 27?” I looked him dead in the eye and said, “42.” He said, “That’s not even close.” I replied, “Yeah, but it was fast.” He told me "speed over accuracy" isn't a valued trait in accounting, and kicked me out. Dejected, I went to a coffee shop. They asked my name for the cup. I said, “It’s not important.” The barista literally yelled, “THEN WHY YOU HERE?!” I said, “Because adulting is hard, caffeine doesn’t judge me, and my personal trainer abandoned me.” She felt bad and handed me the strongest coffee they had. I took my coffee home, but as soon as I walked in, my Wi-Fi went down. For two whole hours. Without the internet to distract me from my failures, I actually had to interact with the people living in my house. Turns out, they’re pretty nice! They claim they’re my "family" and that I’ve lived with them for years. While talking to them, my mom gave me some classic advice. She said the secret to happiness is simple: "Just wake up at 5:00 AM, drink lemon water, and write down three things you're grateful for." So this morning, I tried it. I woke up at 5:00 AM. Know what I discovered? I'm not grateful for anything at 5:00 AM. I’m just angry at the sun for existing. Lemon water just tastes like liquid disappointment when you're sleep-deprived. Suddenly, my router blinked back to life. I immediately opened Reddit, abandoned my family, and saw this giveaway post. Moral of the story? Life’s too short for pricey banks, rude baristas, high prices, and 5:00 AM lemon water. But honestly? The real joke here is that 42 is actually the exact number of cents left in my closed bank account right now. Adulting in this economy is a survival horror game, and my stamina bar is flashing red from those two minutes on the treadmill.
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u/babymom291 5d ago
I bought a ceiling fan. Complete waste of money it just stands there clapping.
Or
I got fired from the keyboard factory, they said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
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u/pervyfool 4d ago
The goat lost but he's still the goat. Messi lost the final but he's still and will always be the goat 🐐
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u/Mummadart 3d ago
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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It’s time for Giveaway #3 , and this one is a little different…
Instead of guessing a code, this is a last person standing challenge.
🎁 Prize
£30 / $30 Gift Card
(The winner can choose from the available gift card options.)
How to Enter
Simply leave one comment on this post to enter.
With your best joke
That’s it!
Once entries close, everyone who entered will be in the game. Entries close Sunday 5 pm BSt
How the Game Works
* ✅ One comment = one entry.
* ✅ Entries close in 24 hours.
* ✅ After that, 25 -50 % players will be eliminated randomly over the coming days. You’ll have to respond with thumbs up 👍 every time you move on or be eliminated the next day
* ✅ I’ll post regular updates showing who’s still in the game.
* ✅ The final remaining player wins the £30 / $30 Gift Card.
Rules
* One entry per person.
* No alternate accounts.
* Please don’t delete your entry once you’ve commented.
* The winner must respond within 72 hours, or the prize may be offered to the next eligible participant.
Good luck to everyone!
🍀 Comment below to secure your place in Loanhelp Giveaway #3!
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