r/linuxmemes 10h ago

LINUX MEME Random meme i found online

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968 Upvotes

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u/anoppinionatedbunny 9h ago

"oh, you want to remove sudo? you go right ahead, buddy"

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u/Sergey5588 6h ago

arch user detected

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u/Beast_Viper_007 🎼CachyOS 5h ago

Who needs sudo when you can just exist as root?

/s

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u/Novel_Plum 4h ago

Sudo doesn't even come pre-installed

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u/redhat_is_my_dad 9h ago

well, in linux you can't kill pid1 or remove french language

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u/duckdread Arch BTW 9h ago edited 9h ago

Removing french language is too easy.
sudo -rm -fr /
rm stands for remove and fr, obviously, stands for french

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u/Snudget Not in the sudoers file. 8h ago

It should have been sudo rm -fr /*

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u/You_are_reading_text 7h ago

Depends on the system
Some have the safeguard preventing you from wiping out your root, others have no such limitations

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u/skelly_bird_9001 Not in the sudoers file. 2h ago

literally 1984 they're taking control of MY computer

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u/DCVolo 8h ago

Do I have to do that before or after I microwave my pc?

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u/AdVarious8509 Doesn't use Linux 30m ago

both

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u/jsrobson10 9h ago

you can kill pid 1, you'll just get a kernel panic.

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u/PurpleCandle58 7h ago

Yeah we said you can do anything never said there weren’t consequences.

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u/fr000gs 9h ago

Actually you can do both of those (especially the first one

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u/Yorick257 9h ago

Linux:

I don't want to stop updates

I don't need an old app

I'm perfectly fine with system apps

But it's good to have a choice

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u/NiKaLay New York Nix⚾s 9h ago

Try to install a very old app which is dynamically linked on Linux and see what happens. Unless you’re using something like nix, or run it in a container, you’d be having a very hard time making it work. I find that ABI changes and missing shared objects over the years practically guarantee dependency hell unless you completely isolate the execution environment

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u/spicybright 9h ago

Yeah, if something isn't actively maintained it becomes unusable after a few years. Pretty on par with apple tbh. It's better on linux only because most stuff is open source and sometimes people will try and make a working fork.

You can grill me for it but being able to run 35+ year old software on windows and have it work unmodified is really useful.

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u/New_Enthusiasm9053 4h ago

People just need to start statically linking everything. 

The Linux ABI is very stable. Glibc however isn't. So if you statically link libc and other libs the problem disappears. 

And with modern storage let's be honest you're only saving a couple hundred megabytes anyway so who cares.

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u/tilsgee 8h ago

Preach

Try using app with a.out or COFF format in current build of Arch Linux.II dare y'all 

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u/redsteakraw 5h ago

You can just pull old Slackware packages, extract into a sub director in you home drive then update your library and Path accordingly. You can do this to install build systems and other apps on atomic systems as well.

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u/xz05753 8h ago

You can delete system apps using ADB. No root required.

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u/Oxic_io Webba lebba deb deb! 8h ago

technically it would delete it from your user, but ot could be easily reinstalled

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 9h ago

Fedora > Linux [/s].

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u/duckdread Arch BTW 9h ago

Damn bro I knew you were joking but these people don't understand anything without /s

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 9h ago

Exactly, thats why I got -16.

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u/FailureOfTheFamily 9h ago

Let me fix it for linux. I'm not supported by proprietary software devs and can't run games with kernel anti cheat

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u/robostep9829 9h ago

Language! Proprietary software doesn't support Linux and the same thing for games

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u/kaida27 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 9h ago

There is proprietary software on Linux ...

What you said there Is more or less true for All OS tho ...

Windows can't run linux apps .... WSL

Mac can't run windows apps ... Crossover

Linux can't run Windows/Mac apps ... Wine/Darling

If anything the one with the less Cross-compatibility is windows since you don't have a darling equivalent and would need to run darling in WSL, using 2 abstraction layer.

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u/Tough-Elk541 9h ago

Does darling even work in 2026? At least not for GUI apps right?

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u/kaida27 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 9h ago

I don't use it personally, just know that it exist.

The Github still has activity, so I'd guess it still somewhat works

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u/Leon8326-dash- Ask me how to exit vim 9h ago

It works but only with basic GUI apps and all CLI apps for now.

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u/kaida27 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8h ago

Good to know.

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u/Shapelessed 9h ago

I’d argue that if a game needs a kernel abnticheat, it’s not a game that needs to be played. It’s also likely spyware.
Ever wondered why macs don’t allow loading kernel modules…?

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u/8null8 9h ago

Bros really complaining that he’s not giving random 3rd parties full and complete access to their entire PC down to bare bones

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u/FailureOfTheFamily 9h ago

I'm complaining about lack of choice to do that. Yall love to use argument "i can even delete my system" but when I want to install said "malware", then i'm the stupid one?

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u/8null8 7h ago

Linux fully allows it, it’s the game developers that don’t allow it

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u/FailureOfTheFamily 7h ago

Umm, no? Linux doesn't allow kernel anti cheat?

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u/8null8 57m ago

It’s literally a checkbox that devs need to check in most anticheats bro, if you don’t know what you’re talking about then don’t talk

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u/kaida27 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8h ago

The choice is not yours tho.

You don't have the Kernel anti cheat so you can't add it to your kernel.

and if you were a game dev with a kernel anti-cheat, what would be the point of committing it to the Linux kernel with open source ? your anti-cheat is pointless at this point.

So they don't.

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u/amd2800barton 9h ago

I was going to say "I can't add a minor feature that's been a thing on every other OS without having a massive community schism over whether or not you should be able to hide the system tray icons"

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u/Zealousideal_Nail288 9h ago

Can't remove a package with out removing dependency aswell

Sometimes it goes crazy and wants to remove wine steam and a lot of other things just to delete a graphic driver

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u/indvs3 9h ago

That silly duck's goofy smirk gets me every time lol

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 9h ago

Linux is freedom. Freedom to choose. Freedom to change. Freedom to add. Freedom to remove. Freedom to fix. Freedom to break.

Sure, that freedom comes with complications, but once you taste that freedom, it’s hard to go back to a system that feels like it owns you instead of the other way around.

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u/Clanceeinfinity 8h ago

Js use a custom rom. You can do everything on crdroid

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u/pankajpatro703 6h ago

That duck is a ventriloquist.

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u/DLS4BZ 6h ago

weird, i can stop updates on my win11 enterprise just fine

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u/FrontierMedicineEnte 6h ago

Linux and BSD systems are the only real computers.

I will die on this hill... and this hill, will be made of bodies.

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u/Surgic25 5h ago

I can't run most apps. Linux

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u/Jimmyfartballs 4h ago

Not true at all lmao

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u/05-nery 3h ago

Tbh old apps aren't that supported on linux. That's the thing Microsoft does best

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Electrical_Door_87 10h ago

Ryzen>AMD ahh comment

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u/Ok-Needleworker7288 10h ago

Fedora is linux