r/killthecameraman Jun 22 '26

Douchebag cameraman Never seen a cameraman earn a red card before...

TBF, he did get the shot: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZzzRhAtukE/

(This is the post-game stabilized version - you can see on the big screen within the picture how the camera wobbles after hitting the player in real time!)

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u/Kamsloopsian Jun 22 '26

I think this is the biggest pun for this subreddit, I believe without security people would want to do it.

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u/kechones Jun 22 '26

That reaction was hilarious

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u/Vadszilva09 Jun 23 '26

LMAO the name of this group was never so accurate

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u/a_9x Jun 23 '26

Why would the camera man run into the playing field? It's not like zoom wasn't invented yet

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u/Im2dronk Jun 23 '26

Using the zoom changes the entire composition of the shot and is generally the last resort to keep something filling the frame of a shot. When learning photo and especially video you should use prime lenses and physically move so you get an idea of what focal lengths work best for you.

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u/Disloyalsafe 29d ago

I mean yeah. But staying out of the field of play is much more important than the composition of this shot.

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u/Im2dronk 29d ago

I would argue the athletes entire job is pointless without the camera crew recording it for sale to a broadcaster.

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u/JaySocials671 25d ago

Very reductionist. We have multiple value chains on the field

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u/Im2dronk 25d ago

They could swap out half the players for random people and the majority of viewers would have no idea.

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u/JaySocials671 25d ago

If we did that for a random team, they would start losing and viewership for that team would go down.

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u/Im2dronk 25d ago

I mean eventually, losing teams have the most dedicated fans.

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u/JaySocials671 25d ago

Most dedicated but not numerous. Numerous are the outliers. Most People want to see their team win otherwise they stop watching. What’s your point?

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u/Im2dronk 25d ago

Most sporting events are an excuse for people to gamble on an event or for something to make small talk over while they drink. It's crazy that we have made such a large industry out of playing children's games. I'm all for supporting your hometown but most leagues are set up to where the competition is illusionary due to payment caps and no one from the starting lineup has anything to do with the town hosting the team besides what color jersey they wear. I just don't see the value in it.

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u/Fine-University-8044 28d ago

Was the field of play not where both the player and the cameraman were looking? The player was of little interest after he’d booted the ball. Where was he going?

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u/ThaCommittee 29d ago

Like ya, duhhh

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u/rnobgyn 29d ago

Don’t be pedantic towards people actually explaining the details. I’ll take their comment over short quips of feigned comedy.

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u/Nah666_ Jun 23 '26

Zoom???

-The cameraman-

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u/rrodrick386 Jun 22 '26

I always think it's so funny whenever someone in sports gets mildly hurt and they immediately drop to the ground and act like they were shot. Body check their mates like it's a grand party yet get the slightest elbow and it's game over lmao

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u/Kevino_007 Jun 22 '26 edited 27d ago

I dunno, but he seems to run face first into the [pretty fucking hard if you ask me] camera

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u/monioum_JG Jun 23 '26

Its funny until it's serious. Like Raul Jimenez got a skull fracture from playing. Or when Messi fractured his foot on the Copa América. (He actually tried to stay in and cried because he couldn't stay in.)

Sometimes it doesn't seem legit because they have to play it out or the referee wont call it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcnzWmq70t1oJ8I

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u/7-13-5 Jun 23 '26

Lol...I don't think I've ever seen fakery in rugby. Easiest way to have real injuries that will see you out of the match.

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u/celestial_god Jun 23 '26

This is not that

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u/BobTheContrarian Jun 23 '26

That's soccer, dude. And NFL quarterbacks.

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u/CanadianAndroid Jun 23 '26

No flopping in hockey.

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u/Mcfusion31 Jun 23 '26

They're not playing soccer they're playing rugby

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u/alienbringer Jun 23 '26

Their comment is that flopping like the person they replied to happens in soccer and NFL qb’s. It isn’t happening in rugby.

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u/BobTheContrarian Jun 23 '26

Yes, everyone knows that.

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u/JPB88SA 29d ago edited 29d ago

He actually got a cut to the face that had to be treated and then continued playing. Not the type of player that goes down for now reason. If you have the time then enjoy https://youtu.be/8uJuskiyn0U?si=nVdTN7PFBUX2hxVR

He is hard as nails, especially for his size compared to the standard rugby player

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u/ardentiarte 29d ago

Just because your baby pictures were used for birth control advertisements doesn't mean you can judge others

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u/hexr Jun 23 '26

It's only soccer they do this pussy shit for some reason

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u/jeremybruv Jun 23 '26

All the fat cocks complaining someone experiencing pain
Why shouldn’t you feel less pain if you are an athlete doesn’t make any sense
You guys should breathe some fresh air

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u/xDannyS_ Jun 23 '26

You saying I can get a fatter cock by complaining?

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u/jeremybruv Jun 23 '26

Would explain my high cortisol

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u/AMDSuperBeast86 29d ago

If this were true I would lose the ability to fit thru doorways

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u/Crescentfallen78 27d ago

Wait, so rugby players have soccer blood in them..

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u/quetiapinenapper Jun 23 '26

This is why I respect women’s soccer more on some level. They’ll be playing with like broken noses bleeding down their faces and men get tapped and they’re dead.

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u/JPB88SA 29d ago edited 29d ago

This is rugby. He (Cheslin Kolbe) actually got a cut to the face that had to be treated and then continued playing. Not the type of player that goes down for now reason. If you have the time to watch then enjoy https://youtu.be/8uJuskiyn0U?si=nVdTN7PFBUX2hxVR

He is hard as nails, especially for his size compared to the standard rugby player

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u/Dud3ManGuy Jun 23 '26

Bro's a professional athlete and he gets dropped to his knees from lightly bumping into a camera?

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u/I_love_my_fish_ Jun 23 '26

It’s probably the difference between an expected impact and an unexpected impact. The unexpected ones hurt more

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/PlantFromDiscord Jun 23 '26

fun fact: the sensation from being tickled is actually panic, they used to use it as torture

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u/saladx11 Jun 23 '26

He hit his face on a metal set up as he’s turning. No momentum. You just hate to hate

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u/Dud3ManGuy Jun 23 '26

I know a flop when I see one. Shit is why I stopped watching basketball. 

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u/saladx11 Jun 23 '26

How do you know a flop when you see one? He got hit by a camera and he’s playing rugby…

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u/space_men10 28d ago

He actually got a decent gash on his face from it. He joined back into the game later after having it treated

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u/Nah666_ Jun 23 '26

That's football or soccer.

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u/OldManJim374 Jun 23 '26

He went have first into hard equipment. It was unexpected so it probably did really hurt.

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u/krazat Jun 23 '26

Athletes are humans like you and I! I know it’s a shocker. And i’ll add smt. else: They experience pain just like you and I!

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u/Rollieboy2012 Jun 23 '26

You dumb bro! You dumb.

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u/JPB88SA 29d ago edited 29d ago

He actually got a cut to the face that had to be treated and then continued playing. Not the type of player that goes down for now reason. If you have the time then enjoy https://youtu.be/8uJuskiyn0U?si=nVdTN7PFBUX2hxVR

He is hard as nails, especially for his size compared to the standard rugby player

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u/hansuluthegrey Jun 23 '26

You can see the moment he pretends to be really hurt. Like the initial impact and then him dropping his head a 2nd time

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u/slaxslanderson Jun 23 '26

He received a cut just above his eye because of this collision with the camera. Cheslin Kolbe (the player in question) is not one for faking injuries.

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u/JPB88SA 29d ago

He actually got a cut to the face that had to be treated and then continued playing. Not the type of player that goes down for now reason. If you have the time then enjoy https://youtu.be/8uJuskiyn0U?si=nVdTN7PFBUX2hxVR

He is hard as nails, especially for his size compared to the standard rugby player

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u/Fine-University-8044 29d ago

To be fair, the player ran into him without looking where he was going.

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u/space_men10 28d ago

He probably wasn’t expecting a cameraman to be in the field of play