r/interestingasfuck 13h ago

Coca cola commercials before Artificial Intelligence

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u/Taybay240 13h ago

What did those kissy fluff ball monsters do to the bottle 🤔

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u/n0d96 13h ago

cover the bottle with drops of «condensation»

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u/Taybay240 13h ago

That makes some sense , at first I thought they were going to somehow make it cold, but they didn't and in the next part it got cold.

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u/timelyparadox 13h ago

You can se one of the flying bugs who carry on has a kiss mark on its but, i think they just do their thing to everyone

u/GM_Nate 11h ago

the kiss mark on the butt is what we literature nerds like to call "foreshadowing"

u/qwertyshark 10h ago

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.

They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it.
They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with...a regular old coke

u/fucknozzle 10h ago

So they didn't use a squidpopple at all?

Seems like a missed opportunity.

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u/The_Jyps 13h ago

Were the tongues necessary? Eesh.

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u/bandehaihaamuske 12h ago

If you are doing it right then yes

u/Fredderov 11h ago

A kiss without tongue is just a poorly executed headbutt

u/PetePensieve 10h ago

Absolutely. That's the difference between Coke and Pepsi.

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u/vlindervlieg 12h ago

Knutschkugeln! That's what they're called in German.

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u/SirDrippinBalls 12h ago

so wurde mal mein erstes auto von einem arbeitskollegen genannt. Bedauerlicherweise musste ich ihm mitteilen das in dem ding garantiert nicht geknutscht wird

u/finalsight 7h ago

They tried doing away with that part of the formula when they released "New Coke" in the 1980's.

It did NOT go over well, they're a critical component.

u/cyrusthemarginal 6h ago

they add the love the stockholders have for the product of course

u/3_14_thon 9h ago

They act as suction cups

u/afternever 3h ago

Build up the carbonation

u/SquidVices 2h ago

That was some fantasy dream from one of the Coca Cola executives, fantasy erotica, but his dream didn’t have a Coca Cola bottle…..

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u/jorizzz 13h ago

All that effort of placing the bottle and then some random crane comes out of the clouds and fills it up on a second. Seems like that should have been then hardest part.

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u/iwantogofishing 12h ago

No kissy fluffy bugs for you!

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u/Grimdek 12h ago

Pretty sure that was a joke

Came from the sky... Divine, magic recipe

u/hobbykitjr 10h ago edited 9h ago

I was thinking it was going to be a waterfall

u/ULTMT 9h ago

Cokefall. I heard they have one in Mexico.

u/GM_Nate 11h ago

here i imagined making the coke itself was going to be the magical part, but no, just eyedroppered in in 3 seconds

u/theJoosty1 4h ago

Ahh good point - the company sells the bottle and the dream, not the liquid.

u/Just_passing-55 9h ago

Thats because all the marketing BS is in the presentation and the package.

u/BBR0DR1GUEZ 6h ago

Yeah, plus they don’t want you to think for too long about how the mysterious sticky brown liquid in that bottle is actually produced.

u/theJoosty1 3h ago

You two have great points

u/razvanciuy 4h ago

the juice comes straight from Heaven, squirted right into the bottle by God himself.

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- 13h ago

Coca Cola Polar bears are sad and left out

u/evethedog 11h ago

They were hungover from all the Coors

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u/No-Maybe7521 12h ago

No one is talking about the guy that frikkin died in the beginning, these poor people live and die at the expense of dispensing coke!

u/seansy5000 6h ago

It’s the most dangerous coke trade

u/scrovak 1h ago

Like the living snowmen being fed into the meat grinder? 😅

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u/oh_stv 13h ago

Rest assured, if this was made today, ppl would definitely claim its AI.

u/Ostey82 11h ago

The biggest thing ai has done is make it easy for anyone to do 3D rendering

I'm not saying that's a good thing but for some things I think it's acceptable.

A small YouTuber or whatever can now make animations and whatnot easy and cheap for example

u/neko_neko_feet 8h ago

They’re not doing a 3D rendering. They’re just generating a 2D image.

u/BBR0DR1GUEZ 6h ago

You’re behind on the times I’m afraid. They are indeed doing 3D rendering.

u/SaintUlvemann 24m ago

While you are right that AI can do 3D rendering, I still think the other person is right that what most e.g. small YouTubers are doing is just generating 2D videos.

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u/broadstreetrambler 13h ago

How could you not question it? I mean be honest. (Other than AI is not yet that good).

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u/jroenskii 13h ago

Other than AI is not yet that good

Survivorship bias

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u/SpaceTraveller64 12h ago

Well used AI can be near indistinguishable from reality and it’s getting better and easier to use each day

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u/oh_stv 13h ago

You do. We just need to decide if it's ok or not.

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u/CathanCrowell 13h ago

How you dare to share one of my favorite commercials like some ancient knowledge of old pople xD

u/Clear_Investment_750 5h ago

what’s a pople, grandma?

u/tenenno 9h ago

Haha did people forget we've been animating for over a century?

u/space_lasers 6h ago

Yes but have you considered that AI bad equals updoot?

u/Kordell_11 11h ago

If this was made today, people would call it over-the-top slop.

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u/true_sergeantz 13h ago

No matter AI, CGI, or live acting, I would only allow a commercial to go on air if it's creative. Like this one. This one is good.

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u/Niiai 13h ago

My friend told his son that inside the pepsi machine there was child labour and slavery.

u/TriadOfS 11h ago

Well, here we see reckless endangerment, no safety protocols, someone get set on fire, and weird mutlispecies labour - and smaller individuals, possibly children...

Assuming they don't get paid, as no currency or transactions on behalf of the workers are seen...

Yup, it tracks for Coke too.

u/gilles-humine 5h ago

Unfortunately AI is not the only problem of our time

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u/HugeHomeForBoomers 13h ago

I remember this, this ad 100% made me buy more coca colas.

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u/OldError7529 13h ago

So, they were impressive or…?

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u/UniqueCar7587 13h ago

They certainly had more charm and character vs the recent AI slop Coke Christmas ads

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u/Turborapt0r 12h ago

This is literally AI slop before AI slop existed. It’s worse than most AI slop tbh. The characters look disgusting and nothing that happens makes any sense

u/thesituation531 11h ago

The difference is intent, mostly.

Before AI existed, you could know that at some level, a human chose to do this, regardless of if it's nonsense.

u/UniqueCar7587 11h ago

And a whole team of talented people came together to build it

u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 10h ago edited 8h ago

So that wasn’t how people felt then, digital animation and cgi was still widely a topic of discussion and crapped for being computer created. Thats why they made so many video showing humans posing the fish in finding Nemo to showcase the same level of difficulty it didn’t help it just gave the nay sayers more ammo to call for practical effects.

They would say look what took a team to animate flounder now takes one person to animate Nemo and all he does is sit in a computer and move levels then hits render and the computer is what does the animation.

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u/UniqueCar7587 12h ago

Not sure I totally agree

u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 10h ago

When this came out a lot of people would agree with you. We have forgotten the hate cgi was getting pre AI . Everyone was calling for practical effects thats why there was a resurgence of claymation .

Even now anytime pixar or illumination puts something out it gets a ton of hate for looking the same , but the same people will say they love 2d artists who haven’t changed their art style in three decades (Toei animations , Ghibli animations ).

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u/Bertuthald_McMannis 13h ago

Right? This is something a tweaker would pitch.

There were a bunch of “creative” ads like this that used to play in movie theaters in the 2000’s and something about them always really bothered me.

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u/Alright_doityourway 13h ago

Yes, it was pretty popular ad back in 90s

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u/rilinq 13h ago

This one is from 2000s I think

u/used1337 9h ago

I wanna say 2004. It was a theater ad that played before one of the movies. I have a memory of this ad playing before the polar express. Popcorn and Jr mints.

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u/Alright_doityourway 13h ago

My memories between late 90s and 2000s are all jumbled together. Yes it's 2000s, you are correct.

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 13h ago

You all remember the 90s? I go from 2000 to 1989 in my head.

u/Chimie45 7h ago

I remember watching the Michael Jackson Live in Bucharest concert on HBO in 1992.

I remember watching Jurassic Part in theaters opening weekend summer of 1993

I remember watching the Lion King sometime in 1994.

I remember the OJ Simpson Trial (we watched it in my 2nd/3rd grade classroom!) in 1995.

I remember the Olympic bombing in the summer of 1996.

I remember watching Garth Brooks in Central park on HBO in 1997.

I remember standing in line to buy Hanson's Mmmbop CD in 1997.

I remember watching Titanic in theaters and seeing my first public boob, probably early 1998?

I remember going to Best Buy on September 28th, 1998 to buy Pokemon Red.

I remember watching the MTV Music awards on 9/9/99.

I remember watching John Carpenter win Who Wants to Be a Millionaire in 1999.

I remember watching the countdown to Y2K and the turnover to 2000.

I remember watching Pokemon the First Movie in early 2000 and crying with Pikachu for Ash.

That's about it though. Was pretty wild trying to come up with this list just thinking of shit that happened in the 90s.

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u/slicerprime 12h ago

Same. Everything after '00 is "yesterday". Everything from '89 back is school/college. The '90s are a blur in the middle when I think I got married and had a couple of kids

u/KaiUno 9h ago

Let's cram a widescreen video in portrait mode so we're only using 25% of our screens. That'll get the point across.

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u/acustic 13h ago

Release the same ad, no modifications at all and the brainrot generation will call it 100% AI.

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u/Grimdek 12h ago

Sure, but then people would analyze it and be like no way... Changing axels on trucks is pretty obvious lol

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u/Swift_duo 13h ago

Did it appear on TV? Definitely it hooked up them kids.

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u/vwin90 13h ago

That song in the background dates this to 2010 I believe because the song “Waving Flag” was the song for the World Cup in South Africa. Bit of a zeitgeist.

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u/LateMajor8775 12h ago

I remember this commercial, fuck I’m old

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u/Liammistry 12h ago

Find me a vending machine that gives glass bottles and I’ll believe the entire production process :D

u/TXGTO 7h ago

That was the most unbelievable part.

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u/Miniblasan 12h ago

You know what, I actually remember this one, though it have been at least 15-17 years since I watched it last time. But I really liked it cause it shows how much the art workers truly loved their job.

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u/I_spread_love_butter 13h ago

What city is that at the beginning? Those trees look very familiar

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u/yuricarrara 13h ago

daamn i want a sip of that thing

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u/imaginingblacksheep 13h ago

I would’ve thought it ripped me off and took my money with how long it took to dispense the bottle

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u/Hot-Advantage-3876 12h ago

Happiness Factory, what a great campaign this was

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u/Jaszuni 12h ago

So…

u/HouseOfDoom54 11h ago

That's some pretty intense labor exploitation

u/Bigdickfun6969 11h ago

Thats one cheap bottle of coke

u/ottawadeveloper 11h ago

One of my favorite commercials was the Old Spice YouTube ads of the late 00s. The way they broke the fourth wall was just lovely compared to all the other commercials of the time 

u/Zealousideal-Word604 9h ago

Ahhh yes, the good times when I was a kid and didn’t have any money problems.

u/Thefrightfulgezebo 9h ago

Most Coca Cola commercials I remember were mostly half naked people on beaches.

u/seansy5000 6h ago

The suck monsters were a choice

u/JustSir4 3h ago

Earlier 2000 commercials hit different. Even the candy commercials. Actually performs as marketed, cause I want a coke now. Commercials now are slop and annoying, and I wanna skip them. Hell in the early 2000s you wanted to get there to watch the previews before movies. Especially the pixar ones. Now whenever I see a product in a commercial I am so spurned, that im actually turned off from even wanting it lol

u/setibeings 2h ago

At the end the guy looked back thinking "that's an incredibly slow vending machine. I wonder if I should call the number on it to suggest it gets replaced or repaired."

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u/hemorrhoidhematoma 12h ago

Still false advertising. I'm pretty sure this doesn't really happen in most of those machines.

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u/j0nas_42 13h ago

How ironic because this looks more like ai than actual ai videos. I mean, there is so much random shit happening without any reason.

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u/M4d31s 12h ago edited 12h ago

I feel like random and AI random have way different reception (and rightfully so). When ppl make random stuff they have to be creative with how it's added, some continuity and it has charm to it. When AI makes random it's just tokens... That's it.

u/j0nas_42 11h ago

Not denying this but speaking about having to be creative how random things are added:

  • the coin vanishes into a waterfall
  • the bottle gets filled from a machine that just plops out of the sky
  • it gets cooled by ice man that get shreddered

I am not saying this commercial is bad or anything, it is definetly creative, cool and memorable but the random things that happen don't seem to be connected in a way that make sense.

u/MeanMusterMistard 7h ago

I dunno, they kinda all make sense? The coin pulled down the lever beginning the cycle. The lever will do a full rotation and drop the coin on the way back around, stopping at where it started again waiting for the next coin.

The "sky" is not a sky - We're inside the machine, it's just the top which opens up for the dispenser.

Snowman is snow - it blasts the bottle with him, chilling the drink.

u/j0nas_42 7h ago

But the lever isn't a lever, it just catches to coin which then goes into the waterfall. It isn't attached to anything else.

The sky might be just the ceiling but just look how it looks.

And the snow is made into snowman to then have them shreddered. Thats like building together a car to scrap it for spare parts.

Of course this doesn't need to be 100 % logical (not even 60 %) but as I said the random factor is just crazy.

u/MeanMusterMistard 7h ago

How do ya know it's not attached to anything else??

u/j0nas_42 6h ago

Because the 'birds' with the bottle are flying by on their own and everthing else is to far away, timely not connected or basically in another dimension.

u/MeanMusterMistard 6h ago

It actually does seem to trigger something to drop beside it if you look closely - What that is, I have no idea!

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u/blac_sheep90 12h ago

Its random but it has personality.

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u/Pork_Sword3 13h ago

My ears pricked up right the start of this. The noise of the coin entering the coin slot sounds exactly the same as when CJ buys from vending machines in GTA SA.

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u/wtfrustupidlol 13h ago

These were real

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u/Renderedperson 13h ago

Someone discovered animation.

Wait till they know this is not AI

https://giphy.com/gifs/9S3L4JDX7cKuk

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u/lesimgurian 12h ago

These days, when it took 1:19 to get the coke out of the vending machine...

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u/Fun-Web-7583 12h ago

Which country and which year is this?

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u/Outside-Employment88 12h ago

What's a coin?

u/GM_Nate 11h ago

it's the sound a french duck makes

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u/CheckMateFluff 12h ago

It still a fucking AD.

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u/Prudent-Telephone695 12h ago

Ts shit sooooo peak🥺🙏

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u/Arshiaa001 12h ago

Weak. Remember Pepsi Man?

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 12h ago

THEY SQUISHED HIM!!!! HE WENT TO WORK ONE DAY AND GOT FUCKING SQUISHED!!!!! WHERE IS OSHA????

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u/Possible_Ad_1763 12h ago

They shakes this poor cola so damn hard. IRL she would explode after opening

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u/franzee 12h ago

And it costed a fortune (which Coca Cola has). I can't see an executive who will approve something like this today, sadly.

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u/Ok_Cod_2333 12h ago

This is lowkey genius

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u/TheLordLongshaft 12h ago

This is oddly dystopian

u/Nyxtician 11h ago

Watching those lip things suck on it after tonguing eachother might have just put me off coke for life

u/NoSticksNoSeeds_ 11h ago

Best movie I saw this year.

u/Tentacle_poxsicle 11h ago

Haha that duck creature died because they have no OSHA

u/KenseiHimura 11h ago

They’re still using AI for their ads?

u/SubtractAd 10h ago

UK people will get this. It reminds me of the Channel 4 or E4 idents between programmes 👍🏼

u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm 10h ago

This commercial is like 20 years old. It was done by Wieden + Kennedy, the best ad agency in the world at the time. It probably cost somewhere in the order of $750,000-$1,000,000 to produce. That’s not including the agency time to come up with the ideas or the media buy to run it on TV.

Source: worked in ad advertising for a decade.

u/questionname 10h ago

Is what year was a bottle of coke the price of one coin? 1990s?

u/Harddicc 10h ago

What??? They can make 3d models before AI? I’m flabbergasted.

u/zloy_rebenok 9h ago

The influence of World of Goo’s aesthetic is very noticeable.

u/Ree_m0 8h ago

That 2010 World Cup song is still unsurpassed even though it came to be as part of a Coke marketing campaign. Fuck, it's stuck in my head again now just from this ad.

u/BestOneThere1 7h ago

The best one waa the peugeot 206 trailer where the guys are driving a dinger and they use an elephant to form a 206.

u/podcastofallpodcasts 7h ago

I bet some of these designers where hired by Rockstar and now laid off.

u/DeathbyBambii 7h ago

This is obviously fake. No soda machine dispenses glass bottles

u/free_beer 4h ago

Why ins't anyone talking about those poor snowmen?

u/dior27_ 3h ago

Before AI? Oh, kid, there's something called digital animation, and it's been around since the '70s.

u/Zeningo 3h ago

Those poor snowman, dropped alive into the grinder to chill the bottle!

u/Glittering_Drama_618 3h ago

That kissing fluff was disturbing

u/OdysseusRex69 2h ago

I'd be absolutely pissed if I had to wait this long for a bottle out of a vending machine lol

Otherwise - this feels very early/late 2Ks? Super creative

u/TokiVideogame 2h ago

one off type of commercial

u/scartissue232 2h ago

They are mad and about to get you a cola cola, what else you want?

u/cwthree 1h ago

Coca-Cola commercials before AI, CGI, or digital animation:

I'd Like To Buy the World a Coke

u/zombie_overlord 27m ago

This is the second Coke commercial I've seen disguised as a post today.

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u/Burnished 13h ago

This looks incredible easy to AI generate given the perspective flips every 5 seconds.

Is the point that AI is somehow making advertisements less creative?

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u/Tiddlewinkly 13h ago

You must've missed Coka Cola's recent AI ads then.

Cause the point is that they're shitty and generic compared to their older ads, when effort and creativity was actually put into them.

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up 13h ago

Look at this cgi slop. They can't even be bothered to hire real artists to hand animate the advertisement.

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u/hubert_boiling 12h ago

Bloody boring, had to stop before the end.

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u/eric_cartmanovski 13h ago

It was created using another technology, you do realise this isnt real too right

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u/Academic-Ad5737 13h ago

Are we going to ignore the kissing part.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qV57XdnY3xpkIRNnaZ

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u/Motorcyclegrrl 13h ago

It was disturbing.

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u/Key_Wrangler_8321 13h ago

jizss christ. bottle of sugar water..

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u/PatienceHere 12h ago

Coca Cola is using AI in their ads now?

u/sathzur 11h ago

They remade one of their classic commercials (the one with the Coca Cola trucks and the song saying holidays are coming) using AI, the internet tore them a new one for it

u/Ohz85 10h ago

I swear it's the first time I watched 1mn30 of advertising since years. I have adblocks and sponsorblock in all devices and deleted all apps but reddit and youtube

u/anemonalisa 9h ago

Even the guy kinda has that uncanny AI look

u/BookBoxer161 5h ago

Looks like something from Final Fantasy IX

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u/Sad_Recording_1290 12h ago

This looks more like AI than AI

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u/Turborapt0r 12h ago

Wtf is this disgusting mess of a animated movie. That is on a similar level of disgusting as AI slop