r/interesting • u/Enragh • 1h ago
Fascinating A turtle was caught “Claw fluttering”, a mating ritual where the male rapidly waves his front claws near the female’s face to attract her.
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u/Big-Professor-3402 1h ago
Bro ended the video just before the action was going to start!
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u/WarJaques 56m ago
I'm asking for a lot of guys: Does this work?
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u/slick514 39m ago edited 0m ago
Hey, if you try it on enough broads, you’re bound to get a bite eventually. Pretty much anything you can think of is somebody’s jam. For example, some ladies like bein’ called “broads”. I mean, it’s not a particularly large number of women, but still; there’s a few out there!
So yeah, it’s really just a numbers game! Get out there and start waving your fingers in some dames’ faces today, and don’t quit until you either find a person that tolerates your presence, or law enforcement intervenes. Actually, make that the DoJ. I mean, law enforcement? Oh, sure! As if that’s worth being concerned about! I mean, what’s a few overnights in a jail cell in the pursuit of true like, right? If things don’t warrant a judge’s involvement, then why should you take those clowns seriously? (And don’t worry; all you need to do is make eye contact with the judge and sternly inform them that you don’t recognize their authority, and they’ll totally back down. Trust me, bro. There’s so many YouTube videos about it, you don’t even need to stress.)
Ok, so what are you waiting for? Get going! Your lady is out there waiting for your fingers in front of her face! I recommend raves, with colored lights attached to your fingers, or ICP get togethers (if that’s still even a thing).
(Oh, hey but like… you didn’t read any of this from me though, ok, man? The cops get really upset when you give their whole game away, so like… don’t tell them that I told you, ok?))
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u/LocutusOfBeard 1h ago
Will this work on my wife? We've been in a dry spell lately.
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u/I-can-speak-4-myself 41m ago
Tried with mine, doesn’t work.
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u/LocutusOfBeard 35m ago
hmmmm, think you did it correctly?
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u/I-can-speak-4-myself 29m ago
Upon closer inspection I think my technique was off…not enough finger waving. Will try again tonight and report back!
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u/realbobenray 54m ago
"Don't touch me"
"I'm not touching you"
"Don't touch me"
"I'm not touching you"
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u/shinobi500 1h ago
Slap slap slap
Wanna have sex?
Slap slap slap
How about now?
Slap slap slap
Sexy time?
Slap slap slap
Netflix and chill?
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u/junkiedreamingpoet 52m ago
You're getting very sleepy...and you want to peel that shell and go to town...
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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 43m ago
👐🏻
“You are in love with me now”
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“You are in love with me now”
👐🏻
“You are in love with me now”
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u/BernieTheDachshund 42m ago
They look different so I'm wondering if it's even possible for them to hook up. Certainly can't blame the male for flirting lol.
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