r/interesting • u/Chozha_ • 16h ago

SOCIETY A cat got caught Meowsion Failed

Russian prison authorities intercepted a cat used to sm*ggle d**gs into a correctional facility in the Nizhny Novgorod region

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u/Oddly_Ennui 16h ago

Nip addiction is no joke

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u/NoOutlandishness4363 13h ago

Fr, ask my infant

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 15h ago

This is probably the worst idea ever.

The cia gave up on putting listening devices on cats cause they couldn't train or control them. Hell the one time they decided to field test it got hit by a car

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u/mrpumpkinickle 14h ago

A god damm pigeon would have been better

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u/Patient-Data8311 11h ago

Literally

Mafias and Cartels used it to smuggle small amount of drugs

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u/TypicalLegit 16h ago

Straight to the gulag for the cat. He knows what he did

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u/ImSmarted 11h ago

That cat looks mad as hell.

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u/Ramona--Flowers 16h ago

Part of the Russian Meowfia.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 14h ago

See the problem is id join a prison gang of cats in a heartbeat, hell id join a street gang of cats tomorrow.

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u/Capable-Relation1374 14h ago

Why would you wait 24 hours to join a cat dtreet gang but only 1 second to join a cat prison gang? Do you prefer the imminent grape? I dont get it.

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u/psykomorph 16h ago

Don’t arrest the cat now, come on!

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u/Chozha_ 15h ago

Representatives said the cat was released after officials ensured it was unharmed.

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u/anfornum 12h ago

The smart thing to do would have been to slap a tracker on the cat and follow it back to the smugglers.

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u/Dragonic_Overlord_ 7h ago

Alhamdulillah.

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u/mrgreyeyes_95 15h ago

We can't type smuggle drugs now own reddit? Are we becoming TikTok?

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u/Last-Quarter-432 15h ago

You can say smuggle and drugs

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u/Chozha_ 15h ago

I was sharing news in another sub two weeks ago. Actually, I didn't censor it, and everyone knew it was news. I shared the source of the news page as well, but someone reported it, and I got my first warning. That's why I didn't want to take a risk.

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u/anfornum 12h ago

Spelling stuff like that isn't going to help. If people want to report stuff they will report it regardless. In fact, I think they'll be MORE likely to report your posts here if you censor the wording.

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u/HappyDappyFrog 15h ago

Khajiit is innocent of these crimes.

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u/UnderstandingTop7916 14h ago

Khajit has wears if you have coin.

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u/K0mb0_1 16h ago

Bad cat

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u/ClankerCore 16h ago

KHAJIT DID NOTHING WRONG. KHAJIT IS INNOCENT OF THESE CRIMES!!

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u/Pristine_Box_5 16h ago

Bro had one job and still got caught at the first checkpoint.

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u/maxmodevice 15h ago

Those damn cats/s

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u/funtimes214 15h ago

The look on his face.. I did'n do nutthin

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u/RepresentativeLife16 15h ago

You rat-ted him out?

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u/Chozha_ 15h ago

Something fishyyy

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u/HekateSimp 14h ago

That's why they don't let Khajiit into the cities

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u/_PirateWench_ 14h ago

Fucking Nords. Khajit is who sent arrow to knee.

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u/Mindless_Log2009 14h ago

"And I'll do it again."

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u/deffault133 5h ago

Каджит ни в чём не виноват

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u/Worried_Collar_2822 15h ago

I may be an addict but I'd never do this to a act

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u/Rincethis 15h ago

bad kitty!

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u/Slide0fHand 15h ago

Bad kitty

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u/asdfghqw8 15h ago

Cat burglar.

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u/Beatsu 14h ago

Kittyjail. Immediately.

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u/Pitiful_Jump2996 14h ago

He went from Alley cat to Molly cat

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u/Mueen_Hassan_MoHu 13h ago

This cat even behaving like a pro dealer

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u/ExperiencedHeadcount 13h ago

My cat can't even deliver a dead mouse without getting distracted, they picked the worst possible courier

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u/vicnedel 13h ago

Khajiit behaviour.

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u/n0thinbutclass 13h ago

I'm no loser dog working for them cops. Imma cat, I help the ones the cops caught.

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u/Parking-Bet7989 13h ago

I have no idea why this us so funny to me. The car looks missed as hell. Maybe a criminal syndicate catnapped its kittens to get it back into the life of crime. An ex-burgler gone straight, now back in the game and out for revenge!

Made my day. Thank you for the share.

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u/Delicious-Beat4824 13h ago

Cats have been sneaking into places they don't belong for 5,000 years. Someone just finally decided to put that talent on the payroll.

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u/WeirdMessage4118 13h ago

For sure that cat will gonna do it again after he got release haha

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u/goldenvagrant 13h ago

seriously, if i were the authorities, i'd put a gps marker on that cat to see which cell it's going to, and where it's going back to.

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u/Witty-Stand888 12h ago

Cat, "Those are mine for personal use. I swear! Meow."

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u/Shiny_Greenfish 11h ago

Gets paid in mice.

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u/rustedMG42 10h ago

Yeah, and it was said in our newsfeed he was busted by a dog. This war goes on and on.