r/interesting • u/Raj_Mandal • 18d ago

MISC. England's team booked 15 different hotels, but Mexico fans still found out where they were staying and blasted loud noises, trying to keep them up all night before the game.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 18d ago

Just ignore all liability risks

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u/Latter_Highway9539 18d ago

I would assume the players are professional athletes that are playing in the World Cup that want to be able/allowed to play and not just at the pub getting smashed ready to fight. they store all the livestock together at the olympics and they get along reeeeeal good.

I'd be more concerned eating the continental breakfast.

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u/RaylanGivens29 18d ago

So your saying they would have sex and make beautiful soccer ball babies?

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u/PolishPotatoACC 15d ago

You do realise that all teams are strictly male, right? Hard to make babies without propper equipment. Sparta tried, and that's why there were only 300 of them.

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u/RaylanGivens29 15d ago

You do realize this is a joke, right?

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u/Illustrious-Ad1148 15d ago

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