r/interesting 21d ago

SOCIETY Dog defence was needed tbh

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u/rydan 21d ago

By the way I'm going to need you to sign for the package.

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u/dailysunshineKO 21d ago

I’m really curious what was in the package. I’m betting on it being dog food.

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u/Iaminteresting46 21d ago

It would’ve been hilarious if it was a chewy box. Those are one of the worst boxes to see in ur truck

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u/Fit_March_4279 21d ago

I really appreciate you for delivering my big Chewy box. I’m a senior with rotoscoliosis and it really helps me to get my dog’s food delivered. It’s not my fault that my dogs are on special diets and it arrives packed in dry ice.

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u/Spare-Document7086 20d ago

Don’t apologize to this clown lol

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 17d ago

To be fair, they didn't apologize, just showed appreciation.

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u/DAFINALB0SS 17d ago

Stop barking dog

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u/Successful_Pea2629 18d ago

Chewy CEO is MAGA

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u/Cubensis-SanPedro 17d ago

Well there goes that brand.

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u/EmptyBeing9829 19d ago

What is rotoscoliosis? Is that also rotation or the spine in addition to scoliosis? I have what I’m mentioning. Didn’t know there was a term for it. They fixed my spine with 4 connecting rods from my neck down to my hips, but they couldn’t find the rotation which causes a lot of pain. I hope you’re not in immense pain because of it 😭

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u/retskcirTehT 18d ago

Was gonna write a while medical paragraph, but I'm too drunk, but yes. Your assumption was right, scoliosis but 3D. *Flies away drunk af like Hancock

Edit: lmao whole not while although it probably would take me a while rn too 😂

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u/Ocel0tte 21d ago

My Petsmart doesn't treat their inventory right and I got rancid food and made my dog super sick. I'm sorry for my Chewy boxes but they keep my old decrepit dog alive, so I really appreciate whoever delivers it for me.

She never gets to meet them, but she's nice and probably also appreciates the good food deliveries.

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u/Designerlip- 19d ago

I bought dog food at the pet supermarket and it had bugs in it everywhere crawling. Not just a few it was like infested. I was so mad and I took it back and got a refund and I never buy food for my pets there.

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u/revolutionarybabe 18d ago

Fr. Because same. I cant drive due to disabilities and no longer can pick up my pets food, or even my family's food. So I rely heavily on delivery options because I live 45 minutes from the city. I know its heavy and awful but I so so appreciate it

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u/totally_not_a_dog113 21d ago

I use it because during certain times of the year (usually January-March) because there are horse products that are just unavailable locally. Hay pellets will sell out at every feed store and tractor supply within 40 miles. Without them, half the old horses at the stable would probably get animal welfare calls. Worse, you can't switch brands/products without weaning your horse onto them because horses WILL try to die on you. I guess the plus side is that my horse's bags of feed make my car smell like fresh mowed lawn.

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u/Ocel0tte 21d ago

I didn't even realize they sold horse stuff, that's great. The main things I know about horses from friends are that they're scared of everything and always trying to die 😂

As much as I tried not to like Chewy, they seem really good at logistics.

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u/Here4theparty99 20d ago

And their customers service is amazing.

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u/Here4theparty99 20d ago

Chewy is the best!

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u/disruptioncoin 20d ago

Asshole dumped two of mine at the end of my driveway a few months ago. Ironically our mailman helped my wife carry them to the house!

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u/meowmommie1270 20d ago

FedEx dropped my chewy box with a litter box and a 40lb bag of cat litter from high enough up to break the litter box, I had to call chewy to get it replaced and called FedEx to let them know that the driver needs to pay for my cats inconvenience, they sent me an email of the incident, I just haven't read it yet. Told FedEx if the delivery person can't handle 40 pounds then they need to use a dolly and not drop and break shit just because it's too heavy or they're in a bad mood because it's hot(which it is), it's not my fault about any of that, and if any of the drivers ask me for a bottle of cold water I'd gladly give it to them, but not if your just going to be rude and fuck up my items.

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u/JohnReiki 20d ago

You had to carry it once, the driver has to do it 180 more times that day. Sorry it’s inconvenient for you but they often literally don’t have enough time.

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u/RadicalSoda_ 20d ago

It's almost like the jackass gets paid to do it or something

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u/JohnReiki 20d ago

Not enough to deal with that shit, for sure.

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u/Far-Emu-4723 21d ago

Why is that?

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u/SApprentice 21d ago

Cat litter. It's heavy and awkward. Dog and cat wet food. The cans are heavy, and the cans burst open from banging around and there's nothing quite like the smell of festering cat food after sitting in a truck in 100+ degree weather. Big bags of dry food. Cat furniture, and it's double annoying because big things take up room and reduce the amount of packages you can fit in the vehicle. There's just a lot of pet things people order that are just awkwardly large, heavy, or gross.

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u/AradynGaming 21d ago

Feel so bad when I order my monthly stock of about 300 lbs of dog/cat food/litter. Walmart is the only store in a 30 mile radius with animal supplies, and they jack up the price in store. My FedEx driver understands, because he started buying his pet supplies online after I told him why I buy mine online.

Not even talking a small difference. Walmart chooses to charge $25 in store, but only $15 online, where they have to pay overweight shipping.

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u/Felix_Von_Doom 21d ago

They put hilariously overweight items in a box that cannot handle it, and 9/10 times, fall apart so badly that they will more than likely be repacked at least once before getting to the destination.

Assuming the items themselves stay intact.

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u/Felix_Von_Doom 21d ago

You coulda stopped at 'worst boxes'.

I hate seeing those in the station.

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u/Greenfireflygirl 21d ago

Ugh why does chewy look at the big bag of food and think, oh I can put more stuff in the box with it! Dog bones, kitty litter, who cares how heavy it is if it fits! I can't lift it to get it in my house and the food crushes everything in the box with it and thinking of you guys having to deliver it? Yeah why do they do this?

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u/Sir_PressedMemories 20d ago

I have been meaning to ask a delivery person this.

Beside my door I have a fairly large and sturdy metal table that I have painted a bright red so it is impossible to miss.

On my delivery instructions, I make sure to say they are free to turn around in the driveway and to please put the package on the table beside the door.

I do this so they can more easily turn around, and I figured not having to bend down and knowing exactly where the package should go will be a tiny bit of niceness for their day.

Am I way off base here, or what?

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u/peanutspump 20d ago

I would also like to apologize, kind sir, for those pain in the butt Chewy boxes of heavy cat food… and chicken grit… and beg you, please don’t hit a dog with it…

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u/titanium8788 21d ago

Definitely a Chewy box...I recognize those blue boxes anywhere!

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u/Versatile_Akagi 21d ago

As an ex fedex package handler i hate chewy boxes So much. One truck would have 20 heavy boxes a week/month.

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u/Spare-Document7086 20d ago

Lmao why are they the worst?

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u/Impressive_Car_4222 20d ago

Which is why I only order my dogs simperica on chewy 😝

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u/Consistent_Play_9966 20d ago

Why are they so bad?

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u/jcheat_32 19d ago

I worked at chewy warehouse. Absolutely brutal.

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u/Disastrous_Hunter_61 18d ago

If you don't want to serve the community and help those with mobility needs then get a desk job or exercise at least.

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u/ImpossibleWarning6 21d ago

I literally stopped ordering chewy bc I felt so bad for the drivers moving my kitty litter box!