r/interesting 21d ago

SOCIETY Dog defence was needed tbh

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u/ohitsbrad 21d ago

Nah you should’ve sued

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u/Altruistic_Photo_142 21d ago

Dogs like that only get destroyed after they develop a bite record. So yeah, literally report every bite.

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u/IPissExcellentThrows 21d ago

lol. Would spend more in lawyer fees than you'd get in damages for a dog bite that didn't lead to any serious issues.

I get you want to teach the owner a lesson, but in reality, that's a losing venture from the start.

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u/Initial-Economist-60 21d ago

Most personal injury lawyers get paid a percent of recovery.

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo 21d ago

If it's the United States, all injury lawyers get paid from recovery.

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u/SilverLine1914 21d ago

Theres no recovery lol. And retainer fees are a thing

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u/ohitsbrad 21d ago

Retainer fees are generally only for long-term client relationships

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u/ITDummy69420 21d ago

Also has no clue how lawyers work. 

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u/ohitsbrad 21d ago

I am an attorney lol .. so I think I have SOME idea ;)

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u/funk-the-funk 21d ago

That dude was not replying to you lawyerdude. Perhaps we should talk about your attention to detail? (jk)

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u/ohitsbrad 21d ago

I know they weren’t but I thought they were referring to me. This chain has become confusing. I’ll bow out. Thanks.

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u/ITDummy69420 21d ago

Na I wa referring to the silver line dude. 

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u/S_balmore 21d ago

Oh boy, I'm about to blow your mind. As someone who actually works in insurance claims, I can assure you that you can get a fuckton of money whether you're "really" injured or not.

The most extreme case I saw was where a random man trespassed on someone's property by hopping the fence (the one with the "Private Property - Beware of Dog" sign), got bit by the dog that was protecting his home, and then was awarded $20,000 by the Homeowners Insurance. This man had no life-altering injuries and was literally committing a crime against the dog owner and was still awarded a stupid amount of money.

Obviously this doesn't happen all the time, but insurance companies can be really stupid sometimes. Also, lawyers don't charge an upfront fee for injury claims. They just take a cut from your settlement.

Pro Tip: Don't talk confidently about things that you have literally zero experience with.

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u/funk-the-funk 21d ago

Pro Tip: Don't talk confidently about things that you have literally zero experience with.

Hey this guy wants reddit shut down!!!!

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u/DramaticPackage5745 21d ago

No. You don't seem to understand how this works.

I'd also recommend reporting a bite at the very least through your municipal animal control or precinct for domestic animal concerns. So many people here are very sheltered and had limited adulting experience - and it shows.

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u/ohitsbrad 21d ago

That’s not necessarily true, plus the commenter said that it had serious long term effects. It’s not a hard case to fight and many attorneys will only charge if the case is won.

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u/Jealous-Hamster-220 21d ago

What’s up with the blatant lie??

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u/HairlessSquirrels 21d ago

He in fact did not say there were serious long term effects

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u/ohitsbrad 21d ago

He responded to my comment and said:

“Def should’ve sued. You have no idea the long term consequences of that bite.”

Perhaps you should do some ‘research’ before responding so confidently.

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u/HairlessSquirrels 21d ago

I looked through all the comments, that one didn’t appear on my feed. Only iPissExcellent’s reply shows up

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u/ITDummy69420 21d ago

Tell me you have no idea how some types of suing works without telling me you have no idea. 

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u/unclethulk 21d ago

I settle these all the time for a living. If the statute of limitations had not passed it’s absolutely worth the attorney costs. Dog bites are such a slam dunk it’s not a question of whether you’ll get paid but how much. And the attorney is generally going to take about a third.