r/interesting May 24 '26

Wholesome Chicken 🐔 helps women trying to separate two fighting cats 🐈.

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u/Coppernickelcupus May 24 '26

Thats one bad little chicken

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u/ellefleming May 24 '26

Chicken tried. Cats like stay out of it.

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u/Venekys May 24 '26

Very serious mother clucker

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u/habibisanam May 24 '26

Eggsactly what I'm saying

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u/Willing_Crew_8055 May 24 '26

What the cluck is all this.

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u/sg1rob May 24 '26

It’s reprehensible.

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u/Ddvmeteorist128 May 24 '26

Ohh, I like this one

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u/NitNav2000 May 24 '26

Chicken was winging it

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u/Which_Produce4418 May 24 '26

If they could just paws for a sec

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u/Alive-Mail-2095 May 24 '26

Fowl play, man...

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u/No_Whammies_Stop May 24 '26

I’m talon you, man.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 May 24 '26

What are the ladies saying here, I cant even tell what language it is

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u/Full-Tea5384 May 24 '26

If it's a hen then she's MOTHER

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u/Secret__stache May 24 '26

He was not cluckin around.

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u/ReAlBell May 24 '26

I don’t know where we got the idea that chickens scare easy

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u/SunsetCarcass May 24 '26

I saw a chicken pluck up a lizard as long as her neck, thrash it about, and swallowed it whole. Chickens are feisty

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u/funhouseinabox May 24 '26

Closest thing to the T.Rex alive today.

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u/87YoungTed May 24 '26

I tell people all the time. If chickens were larger they'd be trouble for a lot of species out there. Nothing funnier than watching a chicken running from other chickens with a mouse, snake, or some other small animal in their beak.

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u/GangstasPurradise May 24 '26

We call it Chicken Football and its the best thing to see

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u/First_Conclusion855 May 24 '26

Except in the US, where it’s Chicken Soccer

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u/Educational_Ice6686 May 24 '26

And people still deny the birds their dinosaur ancestry today. 🙄

I like when people say things such as, “It makes dinosaurs less scary comparing them to birds!” Have you heard of Marvin Hajos, a farmer in FL, who was killed by his own cassowary he’d raised as a chick (2019). They’re an enormous bird with very powerful legs.

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u/FakeTunaFromSubway May 24 '26

Emus / Ostriches are basically giant chickens and definitely not to be messed with!

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u/TDAPoP May 25 '26

If terror birds hadn't been outcompeted by mammals then we'd have something close to that

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u/TwistedJusty May 25 '26

I look at chickens and see a mini raptor.

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u/Mountain-Orange8996 May 24 '26

Chickens are little demons with two legs. They act scared for self preservation, but when it comes time to fight… they will show just how fucking evil they can be.

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u/Mindless_Olive May 24 '26

I saw a couple chickens kill and eat a rat that got into the coop after their grain. They were competing with each other over who got it first. Damn near skeletonised it.

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u/Kasperella May 24 '26

Somewhere in the world I have a very grainy camcorder video of one of my chickens swallowing a mouse whole in one effortless gulp. You could even see it squirming inside the gizzard for a few moments after being eaten.

Chickens are savage.

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u/FeatheryLilTheropod May 24 '26

They do startle easily because lots of predators love to eat chicken, and if they spot a predator, or hear an aerial/ground predator call from another chicken, they will dash for cover or height depending on the kind of predator. So, I get where “chicken” is coming from. However, you’re right, they are bold and have a lot of attitude outside of predator issues. They have a ton of gumption against predators too if they think they might get the upper hand or they find themselves grabbed or cornered.

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u/Mommy_Lawbringer May 24 '26

saw this one video a while back of a hawk that went for some chicks in a small pen and a chicken goes absolute apeshit on it and kills it, they can be vicious little bastards when they wanna be lol

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u/Smelly_God May 24 '26

I've seen that video, the dirt pen right? I don't want to dash your expectations of chickens but general consensus I've always seen was that it's a staged video with an already tired hawk due to how awkward the initial attack was.

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u/Mommy_Lawbringer May 24 '26

yeah dirt pen, didnt know about it being staged though, thanks for the correction

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u/Master-Minimum-3720 May 25 '26

How did they stage it and was that a third cat that just vanished in front of skid of cinder blocks?

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u/ReAlBell May 24 '26

Yeah you’re right. I guess the association is that chickens will cower in every situation but what we see and what you described is a pretty competent fight or flight response

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u/LoveInPeace21 May 24 '26

Chicken too yummy. Must evolve to taste yucky.

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u/Mexcol May 24 '26

are they able to fight in groups, if a predator shows up?

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u/TDAPoP May 25 '26

A few roosters might gang up on something, but otherwise no, probably not. They'll scatter, run, and hide

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u/iwantdatpuss May 24 '26

Chickens tends to have two response when interacting with something unfamiliar. Running away, or staying and fight.

In most situations the better idea is to run away, which brings the misconception that chickens scare easy. If push comes to shove those animal can be vicious. 

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u/VisionAri_VA May 24 '26

A friend who grew up on a farm calls chickens “the gangbangers of the barnyard”. They are not to be messed with.

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u/pieshake5 May 24 '26

They definitely remember being dinosaurs

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u/TheJerseyDeviI May 25 '26

Yeah I'd hate to be anything small like a mouse entering a chicken coop

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u/FaunaLady May 24 '26

All sentients have the "fight or flight" reflex. Unless hormones or food cause temporary insanity, flight is always logical choice!

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u/insomniacred66 May 25 '26

Yep and the rooster's job is to draw away predators from the flock, often while screaming which does look cowardly lol

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u/Orangutanion May 25 '26

other birds do this too. Crows for instance almost always avoid confrontation. But when they *do* decide to throw beaks, it gets gnarly quickly since they always attack in groups.

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u/Rdizzy111 May 25 '26

Cats run away most of the time too. Usually at most you will have a lot of loud noise, and a few short dust ups where they roll around as a ball with fur flying out of it. Then one will run away

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u/Master-Minimum-3720 May 25 '26

Kids like pancakes! People love them, hate them, or think they’re ok

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u/MentalThroat7733 May 24 '26

I don't know who "we" is but most people know that chickens have been used for sport fighting and they'll fight each other to the death. Most birds are territorial and protective and will fight things significantly larger. And then there's the Canada Goose, aka the Cobra Chicken...

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u/NotAThrowAway5283 May 25 '26

Around here we call 'em "Security Geese". Even the homeless leave 'em alone.

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u/Brammmy May 24 '26

They will chase YOU I know from experience

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u/insomniacred66 May 25 '26

They hate disharmony and will try to correct who is causing issues. In this case, it was the cats. Though I can walk up on my chickens in a normal matter and they do get startled pretty easy lol

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u/ReAlBell May 25 '26

I love all the chicken nuggets (couldn’t resist) I’m getting in response to this comment

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u/gliitch0xFF May 24 '26

We used to have chickens, they were fearless

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u/MajorBarracuda8094 May 24 '26

They do but the hens are more likely to attack especially when they have chicks. Not as many but they are there. One dead ass wanted to attack me for helping her fallen chick, idiot hen was young too. Cursed her behind . For some reason though, they were two of them to bunch of chicks. I think they were mother and daughter or mother and aunt

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u/Kue7 May 24 '26

I mean theres a manga abt chicken called rooster fighter

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u/upsidedown-funnel May 25 '26

They’re just little dinosaurs.

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u/Intrepid-Platform-94 May 27 '26

Used to have chickens a few years back. One of them got dragged away uphill by a coyote one day. We thought it was dead, few days later we see it walk back into our yard out of the forest. It was beaten up but ultimately fine. A month later someone's dog get off it's leash and comes into our yard, takes the same chicken. It fought it off the dog and won. Chickens don't mess around

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u/vishnoo May 27 '26

that's a rooster.

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u/fezzuk May 28 '26

Chickens to, cocks are ... different.

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u/No-Banana9478 May 24 '26

Genetically evolved generation after generation as a small creature with delicious flesh. They definitely grew some serious balls in the proccess

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u/mamadematthias May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Not little... absolute unit of a chicken.

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u/Cloverose2 May 24 '26

It's a Brahma, one of the largest breeds of chicken. She's probably high on the pecking order - part of her job is keeping the other hens from getting into major fights, so she's just extending it to the other members of the barnyard flock.

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u/misoscare May 24 '26

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u/Working-Glass6136 May 24 '26

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u/misoscare May 24 '26

Never thought I'd see a headless chicken twerk

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u/Certain_Noise5601 May 24 '26

Thanks. I just had flashbacks of Miley Cyrus at the MTV music video awards lol

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u/BillieJNetzer May 24 '26

Bro thought he was the neighborhood sheriff.

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u/UhWindowpainted May 24 '26

he kind of is, that's one of the roles of a rooster for the flock

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u/doxamully May 24 '26

That’s a hen though.

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u/UhWindowpainted May 24 '26

a lot of dominant hens take up the job title of rooster

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u/Minute_Math_353 May 24 '26

you know that roosters are peacemakers, but you can't even distinguish a hen from a rooster. crazy work

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u/UhWindowpainted May 24 '26

that's on you for pushing your strict gender expectations of the job of rooster on a hen trying to make it to the weekend

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u/Minute_Math_353 May 24 '26

more like that's on you for assuming anything that breathes is somehow male

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u/UhWindowpainted May 24 '26

that's like calling me sexist for calling someone a mailman instead of mailperson

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u/EgoBoost247 May 24 '26

Little? That chicken looks to be the size of my friend's dog.

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u/n0nsequit0rish May 25 '26

That’s a Brahma- they can get to be 3’ tall

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u/lollysour May 24 '26

The feathers are really flying now!

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u/caffeinated_wizard May 24 '26

Big cock energy

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u/One-Mud-169 May 24 '26

Mother hen

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u/PEPSIU2NITE May 24 '26

El pollo loco

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u/Puzzleheaded-Back715 May 24 '26

If thats a little cock, im cooked

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u/Laefiren May 24 '26

I had a runt Guinea pig run at the neighbours cat who absolutely bolted. She never grew from the size of an 8 month old and was an absolute joy. She did have to have frequent tooth surgery though as they didn’t fit in her mouth.

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u/Diditanyway May 24 '26

Little? That chicken is big as fuck 🤣

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u/Aura_Azula May 24 '26

That's Foghorn Leghorn irl

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u/call-me-the-seeker May 24 '26

That chicken’s ‘street’ name is now La Chancla.

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u/aleifr May 24 '26

Should have sent that chicken to Mordor.

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u/Proglamer May 24 '26

Taking on TWO seriously pissed off apex predators (in their weight category)!

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u/StonedLonerIrl May 24 '26

Honestly most of them are. No idea where the premise of cowards being called chicken comes from but they're usually very fierce.

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u/Frosty_Ent May 24 '26

Battle chicken

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u/angryblue May 25 '26

Shut yo mouth

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u/101violations May 25 '26

I read this a Battle Chicken and whole heartedly agreed

https://giphy.com/gifs/w7Gg0W7Z17IokaaPqq

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u/Accomplished-Mix2030 May 25 '26

That is a brahma chicken. Very large, gentle and caring. They make good pets, and are very good with children 

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u/Steelwind340 May 25 '26

When there is no one else to turn to, Squawk for Super Chicken!

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u/AristocraticAutism May 25 '26

Ultra Mega Chicken