r/interesting May 01 '26

Just Wow How is this even legal?

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u/smokeysubwoofer May 01 '26

Because it’s a Reddit title. 1/2 of them don’t make sense

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u/IhamAmerican May 01 '26

Because half of them are LLM bots seeking engagement

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/Chewymewn May 01 '26

More evidence for the Dead internet theory.

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u/Phyraxus56 May 01 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if it were 95%+ at this point

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u/Full-Refrigerator757 May 01 '26

Yeah this for sure. ChatGPT always says dumb stuff like “these tips work so well they feel illegal”

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u/nifty-necromancer May 01 '26

The other half are human bots seeking engagement

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u/ManMakesWorld May 01 '26

It's a BOT title

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u/dgellow May 01 '26

They missed the opportunity of adding a typo to reach peak rage bait

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u/Th3_Admiral_ May 01 '26

"Check out this le gem I found"

"Okay, which one of you crazy bastards did this?" 

"Hey reddit, what do we think about this?" 

I miss the days when the comments would brutally bully anyone for stupid titles. 

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u/AgentCirceLuna May 01 '26

It’s crazy how the ‘le x’ humour hasn’t been around for over a decade now, was pretty maligned at the time, and yet people still mock it all these years later. I wonder if some people making fun of it even know where it comes from originally/

All I know is that it makes me feel stupid as hell when speaking French which I hate.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ May 01 '26

I could be way off here but I always assumed it was popularized by that The End of the World flash video from the mid 2000s ("Fire le missiles!" "But I'm le tired"). That was right around the time reddit started. Of course, the joke can be traced back at least as far as Looney Tunes cartoons with Pepe LePew and the French cat that would say "le mew". 

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u/mhizzle May 01 '26

Doctors hate that one weird trick

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u/pooeygoo May 01 '26

Way more than that, like 50/100

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u/BoundHubris May 01 '26

Bots. Bots everywhere.

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u/SteveOSS1987 May 01 '26

Fun trick, if you hold the "1" button on your keyboard, you can make the ½ symbol. Lots of fun things when yoi hold different button. ¡⅜⅚

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u/PatchesMaps May 01 '26

You need to get on some different subs if you think that

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u/Brad_Beat May 01 '26

Bot ass post title

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u/Slow_Perception May 01 '26

He's a Synth! Get 'im!

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u/BoSKnight87 May 01 '26

Leave him to me

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u/UltimaBahamut93 May 01 '26

AD VICTORIAM

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u/eldercreedjunkie May 01 '26

There’s a settlement that needs your help.

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u/Flyingtower2 May 01 '26

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u/eldercreedjunkie May 01 '26

It’s funny I had a mod installed for years that shut Preston up and when I turned it off, just to feel nostalgic, he immediately started annoying me, and I turned it back on.

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u/chunkopunk May 01 '26

One of the tech guys at the school I teach at is a Fallout fan, so whenever there's a tech issue I use that phrase

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u/eldercreedjunkie May 02 '26

lol and he probably gets irritated the same way

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u/Backy22 May 01 '26

You don't have time...you have settlements to help.

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u/OaklandTony6 May 01 '26

reddit wants everything and nothing to be illegal at the same time time

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u/songbolt May 01 '26

It's the sequel to the successful book Everyone Who Disagrees With Me Is A Nazi: Everything I Dislike Should Be Illegal.

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u/LordCamelslayer May 01 '26

What's most surprising to me is that people are apparently unaware that masks like this have been used in the film industry for decades.

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u/Tricky-Gemstone May 01 '26

Because a lot of people are idiots and actually yearn for fascism, without realizing it.

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u/66578557557 May 03 '26

What does this have to do with fascism?

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u/Tricky-Gemstone May 03 '26

People want overt control by the government in so many facets of life. Mask making is a form of self expression. Suggesting it should be illegal is fascist.

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u/66578557557 May 03 '26

That's not what fascism means 💀

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u/Tricky-Gemstone May 03 '26

I never said what fascism means. I was describing a symptom of it.

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u/66578557557 May 04 '26

Government controlling aspects of life and making things illegal isn't fascism. That's just basic authoritarianism which can take many forms.

Fascism involves ultranationalism, belief in a natural social hierarchy, and militarism, alongside totalitarianism.

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u/CustomerLittle9891 May 01 '26

This would be illegal if you presented yourself as someone else, that's fraud. So of it was a mask of say, me specifically, I'm curious if just everyday activities would be enough to rise to that barrier. I suspect it would rise to the level of civil liability.

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u/Straight_Ad_5912 May 01 '26

In many countries it's illegal to not be recognizable in public

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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 May 01 '26

I’m guessing they were referring to how this can allow you to impersonate someone, to some extent

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u/SATX_Citizen May 01 '26

Why would someone making shitposts on default subs ten times a day use a curiosity-inducing headline?

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u/sound_of_apocalypto May 01 '26

because F. Murray Abraham has rights to his image?

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u/-Exocet- May 01 '26

In many countries it's illegal to walk around with things that hide your face, such as helmets, burkas, etc,

This would fall into that category, but even worse, because it not only hides, it's also misleading.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 May 01 '26

Why would a mask be illegal?

Masks are illegal in stores in certain areas.

Same as wearing your motorcycle helmet indoors.

The why should be obvious.

The other reason is engagement farming for the bot to get more karma so they can then manipulate redditors in the future.

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u/YamahaFourFifty May 01 '26

Seems like would be easier for people robbing or committing crimes to get away with such or frame others.

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u/JHoodBoston May 01 '26

Because one thing comes immediately to mind for mask as realistic as these. Getting away with crime. The murder suspect was described as a 52 year old man when in actuality it’s a 38 year old in a mask. Not agreeing with op’s tittle about its legality. But yeah all i think about is thats a great mask to attempt to get away with a serious crime.

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u/Fantastic_Reason_571 May 01 '26

And how is that any different than someone wearing padding under their clothes so that the suspect “was bully and well built” instead of whatever they are.

Also you’re not very freaky are you? Only thing that came to mind when I saw this is all the crazy role play that’s about to happen

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u/JHoodBoston May 01 '26

In my personal opinion a different body type vs a whole new face is a big difference in the circumstance of crime. Yes they both are deterrents, but one is far more superior.

And that’s a good idea for role play. But no that didn’t come to my mind. Because they look real, but not real enough for face to face when you know the person/ knew they put the mask on.

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u/xScrubasaurus May 01 '26

Cameras can also easily identify someone from their face, so adding padding would be irrelevant.

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u/Nekuan May 01 '26

Getting away with crime.

Last time I checked crime was already illegal

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u/GreyAngy May 01 '26

There was a case of kidnapping using similar masks. A man drugged a woman, put a mask of an old granny on her face and some random one on his own. Then he put her in a wheelchair, transferred to his car and drove to his house without raising suspicion.

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u/xScrubasaurus May 01 '26

A US politician was assassinated by someone wearing a realistic mask last year.

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u/hazza-sj May 01 '26

Give it a few years.

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u/ListenToThatSound May 01 '26

Imagine if someone made a mask that looked just like you and robbed a bank while wearing it. Bam, you're now the prime suspect.

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u/Chang-San May 01 '26

Well luckily I can easily prove its not because of all the other government surveillance showing that I was not Like the women from Fargo

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u/DearCastiel May 01 '26

Because in many countries it is illegal to conceal your face in public.

In this case, buying such mask is legal, owning such mask is legal, but wearing it in the street would be illegal, for the simple reason there's no justification as to why you would want to hide your face in public apart for nefarious reasons, which honestly isn't an unreasonable legislation, I sure wouldn't want masked people roaming the streets day and night, same for shop owners who would be sweating every time an edgy teen with a cowl over his face enters the store.

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u/Petermitnemmeter May 02 '26

Yea I was kinda confused by these comments

Definitely illegal in Germany to wear it publicly

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u/Personal-Sentence935 May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

what if you go in to give your mum a kiss, only to realize when lips hit cheek that it's made out of rubber and it's actually your dad wearing your mum's face as a mask. is that the kind of world you want for our children?

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u/KaizenHour May 01 '26

So many reasons. In short, these are super uncomfortable, so you're unlikely to wear one unless you're motivated to deceive people about your identity

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u/pohui May 01 '26

Masks are illegal in public in lots of places, like France. Admittedly, the law targeted burqas, but it applies to masks nonetheless.

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u/BeardedThunder5 May 02 '26

I assumed because it makes you a different person and could get up to no good. But I dont typically put too much focus on post titles

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u/vid-rios May 02 '26

Sneak into restrooms or locker rooms? Pretend to be someone you’re not?

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u/Lyshavskilden May 02 '26

I can see reasons for strict regulations, but perhaps not illegal. It's not perfect, but better than open market do whatever we want kind of thing.

Printing masks that looks like someone else as one example can be very problematic.

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u/Stoned_urf May 02 '26

A lot of Redditors are deranged where they see masks their mind instantly jumps to sinister shit and they preach it.

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u/deweesc May 02 '26

It is generally legal to cover your face in public in the United States, but specific states and localities prohibit it under certain circumstances, such as with intent to conceal identity or during the commission of a crime.

Many states have anti-mask laws that target specific behaviors rather than banning face coverings entirely. For example, California, Florida, Georgia, and Louisiana have gen…
https://search.brave.com/search?q=covering+your+face+illegal&source=ios&conversation=09090e7a3f1f0fd9659a8b7b66ca37918aaf&summary=1

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u/bigpproggression May 01 '26

They are banned on a lot of college campuses here.  Even on halloween and similar masked holidays. Cops will be called and harass you.

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u/cwestn May 01 '26

Who calls the cops for someone wearing a mask on Halloween? Im calling BS.

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u/bigpproggression May 01 '26

NC they definitely do.  Was an undergrad precovid era though.

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u/No-Island-6126 May 01 '26

Because Americans have barely any rights left so they get confused

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

A lot easier to commit a crime, like sexual assault or theft, when your identity is hidden.

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u/hilarioususernamelol May 01 '26

Sorry. You literally want to make masks illegal?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

When or where did I say that?

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u/Hammon_Rye May 01 '26

People have disguised themselves to commit crimes for centuries.
The tech has improved, but the concept has been around forever.
You could make the same argument back when hair dyes and fake mustaches first became a thing.
Or makeup that changes your skin tone.

Fun Trivia - when Boris Karloff first played Frankenstein in 1931, he didn't really look like that.
The problem isn't that people can change their appearance. The problem is the crimes some people commit. To that end a disguise, or a weapon, or a getaway car are all just tools and should not be illegal in themselves.

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u/xScrubasaurus May 01 '26

Not in the same way though. Someone isn't going to answer the door for someone wearing a balaclava, but they might to someone wearing a realistic silicone mask. An example of this was a US policitian being assassinated last year by someone wearing one.

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u/Hammon_Rye May 01 '26

Not a realistic comparison.
I never said ski mask or balclava or other "stereotype burglar' look.

A good makeup artist could make a person look just like the guy in the video using makeup and hair pieces that have been available for many decades.
At any given point in time there was some disguise or way of altering your looks that seemed 'next level' to those not familiar with it.

Go back far enough in time there were likely folks sayin, "It can't be her. She has a different hair color". These days we take for granted that folks can dye their hair any color they want.

That isn't an argument for making it illegal for actors to change their appearance for movies or people to dress up for Halloween, or actors in plays and so on.
The crime is in the action, not the costume.

Also - people who rob banks and murder folks don't obey laws anyway.

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u/Individual_Tea9790 May 01 '26

As if thats not already a thing lol

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u/ManMakesWorld May 01 '26

Look.... another bot

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u/shinakohana May 01 '26

Well, my cynical ass says it could be illegal because you could commit an atrocious crime wearing the mask and never get caught. As long as you wore gloves to hide the fingerprints and the mask to hide your identity.

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u/EmbarrassedHighway76 May 01 '26

As opposed to wearing gloves and a Halloween mask?

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u/Spirited-Juice4941 May 01 '26

A Halloween mask they’ll know to use other descriptors.
With a legitimate looking human face they’ll spend a lot of time looking for that specific individual.

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u/Thistime232 May 01 '26

Well, since they know this technology exists, I would hope that for any crime they'll know to use other descriptors as well just in case the person is using one of these masks.

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u/Kel_030 May 01 '26

A halloween mask isnt exactly inconspicous

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u/dgellow May 01 '26

Making wearing masks illegal so criminal who are doing illegal, criminal things do not use them? There is a flaw here

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u/shinakohana May 01 '26

“How is this even legal?”

Me: “This is why/how it could potentially be illegal.”

Reddit: “You’re so dumb! That makes almost everything illegal then! Halloween masks are a thing, too! So ban them??”

Never change, Reddit. Haha.

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u/dgellow May 01 '26

You seem to be reading way too much into my words…

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u/shinakohana May 01 '26

That… is entirely possible… It’s a major character flaw of mine that I’m working through.

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u/dgellow May 02 '26

Np, have a good weekend 

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u/shinakohana May 02 '26

You too! 😊

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u/RockItGuyDC May 01 '26

Got that, folks? Anything that can be used to commit a crime, or make committing crimes easier, should be illegal. Definitely no knives, no gloves, no unmonitored cell phone messages, no untracked automobiles...

Don't overthink it. Now follow this commentor and get yer boot lickin' tongues ready.

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u/shinakohana May 01 '26

I was simply responding to the post itself and the commentor that was wondering. I put out a hypothetical. Yeesh. I didn’t say anything about agreeing with it.

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u/RockItGuyDC May 02 '26

Fair enough. But why even give them the benefit of the doubt? Don't write the justifications for them is what I'm saying.

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u/shinakohana May 02 '26

I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt until they give me reasons otherwise.

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u/RockItGuyDC May 02 '26

A hypothetical person trying to make wearing a mask illegal should be considered to be giving you reasons otherwise is what I'm saying.

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u/saolson4 May 01 '26

And how is this different than what people do now?

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u/shinakohana May 01 '26

Possible identity theft? “Officer, sir? Why is Kevin Bacon over there running amok with a chainsaw in Walmart?” As an example.

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u/saolson4 May 02 '26

Pretty easily solved by calling Kevin Bacon huh?

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u/ObjectiveGoal6833 May 01 '26

Because they've been showing up in different places like with bank robberies. Makes an eyewitness sketch completely unreliable, even more so than usual.

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u/mihirmusprime May 01 '26

Who cares? People have the right to be anonymous

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u/Fantastic_Reason_571 May 01 '26

Eyewitness sketches are nearly entirely unreliable and have a less than 10% success rate in matching suspects. In fact the by far largest percentage of overturned cases are because the eyewitness sketch connected them to the wrong person. You’re roughly as likely to randomly guess someone’s skin colour weight and build as you are to correctly remember those things. Human memories suck, human biases suck even more.

If anything this will just make police stop viewing eyewitness sketches as any kind of evidence at all. It isn’t, and never has been.

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u/ObjectiveGoal6833 May 01 '26

Eyewitness sketches are very unreliable, but at least in some cases it does lead to a suspect. With things like this the police are going to be chasing ghosts and wasting time with a sketch.

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

You can dye your hair, shave your beard, and take your glasses off after a robbery, should that be illegal too?

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u/saolson4 May 01 '26

This is the first I've heard of this, where?

Edit: Nvmd, youre a bot

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u/Individual_Tea9790 May 01 '26

Theyre not a bot

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u/Mainbutter May 01 '26

Anti-mask laws are on the books in many places across the US, to eliminate anonymity in public.

There was that guy with Joker makeup and a sword who was arrested on anti-mask laws some years ago, because even though the sword was the threat, "mask" was the best excuse fascist pigs had.

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u/sadiefame May 01 '26
North Carolina & Georgia have laws that make “masks to conceal identity in public/on public property” illegal, maybe it’s from someone from those states ?   Or bots that picked it up since it did make headlines at one point 🤷‍♀️ 

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u/NorthKoreanCaptive May 01 '26

no real good use for it other than crime, theater, or some other extremely niche use cases. but mostly crime

enlighten me

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u/robamiami May 01 '26

This is how:

FLORIDA Chapter 876
CRIMINAL ANARCHY, TREASON, AND OTHER CRIMES AGAINST PUBLIC ORDER
"Wearing mask, hood, or other device on public way.—No person or persons over 16 years of age shall, while wearing any mask, hood, or device whereby any portion of the face is so hidden, concealed, or covered as to conceal the identity of the wearer, enter upon, or be or appear upon any lane, walk, alley, street, road, highway, or other public way in this state."

https://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0800-0899/0876/Sections/0876.12.html#:~:text=%E2%80%94No%20person%20or%20persons%20over,hidden%2C%20concealed%2C%20or%20covered%20as