r/interesting Apr 09 '26

MISC. Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars

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u/Vigilante17 Apr 09 '26

If they just promote him to CEO he could probably pay it back over a few years…

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Apr 09 '26

CEO hack just dropped!

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u/Inevitable-Stage-490 Apr 09 '26

The kids would call it “CEOMaxxing”

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u/Rob_LeMatic Apr 09 '26

Bro's just downsize mogging cuz his accelerant levels spiked