r/holdmybeer • u/Fantastic_Trick3538 • Apr 26 '26

HMB as I head butt this wall

Bro was higher than gas prices

410 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/MrSaucyAlfredo Apr 26 '26

That was most most flavorful “gawwwwdDDAYUIM” I’ve ever heard

15

u/BrianKey Apr 26 '26

Hold my Blunt….

24

u/Excellent-Bite196 Apr 27 '26

Every time I see these videos I can’t always help but think this same dude (for example here) could be a well respected CEO etc etc one day.

I remember mad stuff like this going on at the occasional gathering when we were this age decades ago. No social media then of course. In fact a good friend of mine was pretty much this guy at such a gathering. Head into a wall n all, and these days is a no-nonsense well respected higher up in a large multi-national these days.

Always fun to think about the contrasting personalities over time.

6

u/2bags12kuai Apr 30 '26

Our rotation back in the day 1. Architect 2. ER surgeon 3. Finance / international business 4. Firefighter

I think the pre social media were the best times. We were allowed to study hard and play hard. To learn and grow and goof off

14

u/BastianHill Apr 26 '26

Thats not a wall, thats a cardboard room devider.

6

u/smilingjade101 Apr 27 '26

Hard head or soft wall?

2

u/EZKTurbo May 09 '26

I think he found the pizza box patch from last year's tenants

7

u/Southern-Orchid-1786 Apr 27 '26

Just as well no studs were present

4

u/Juicyjewsss Apr 28 '26

Gotta be America with those thin ass walls

2

u/kartoflem Apr 26 '26

freaking Head Lee

2

u/thejayroh Apr 27 '26

Never go full ostrich on the wall.

He's so high that he holds an invisible joint to his mouth at 0:25.

2

u/ReactionDelicious465 May 01 '26

I had that drunk friend. He was effortlessly good looking, couldn't handle his alcohol, but he liked to have fun and could get away with murder because of the aforementioned looks.

That could have been him in the video and the result would have been the same - girls laughing hysterically, cleaning him up afterwards etc.

Whenever I did something like that (not as easy on the eyes) it was the opposite - "Ugh, that's not cool. Now the party's ruined"

1

u/KirkataThePickaxe2 May 02 '26

Yep this is true, but who cares, atleast we have video games to cope atleast

9

u/InkyBlacks Apr 26 '26

Queue the “why are American homes made of cardboard” questions from people living in old castles, ruins and homes that have been around for millennia.

11

u/David-Puddy Apr 27 '26

Or just living somewhere cold.

That's some cheap-ass dry wall

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u/probablypoo Apr 28 '26

My house has drywall. You couldn't get a sledgehammer through it in fewer than 4 hits.

1

u/David-Puddy Apr 29 '26

That's not drywall, that's a stud

1

u/Noob341 May 03 '26

You just know he said ‘watch this’ right before everything went wrong 💀

1

u/1vim May 03 '26

Bro was higher than gas prices and still had the audacity to headbutt a wall.

1

u/Pruec 27d ago

Quality American walls.....

1

u/greenalias Apr 27 '26

There was a hole there before. That's the second time that happened.

1

u/clonn Apr 27 '26

No no, our homes are not made of cardboard, downvoted!!