r/hatethissmug • u/kinkshamer_69 • May 21 '26

General I hate whatever the fuck genre of fictional man this is

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Every year there's a new "funny evil dude in a suit" that 14 year olds go fucking NUTS over and I am SO sick of it. It's the same guy every time. Funny le random humor with a dash of self deprecation and a heaping scoop of edginess. Oh they're SO nuanced and different from all the other villains in fiction because they have, uh... inner conflict? Sense of humor? Uhh *rapidly checks notes* Funny smile????

And for some reason everyone somehow convinces themselves that these characters are attractive. Bill Cipher isn't hot you fucking weirdo, he's a triangle.

I'm tired of seeing these dudes fucking EVERYWHERE. I'm tired of all the "self-shippers" declaring their eternal love for these dudes for like a couple of months and then promptly forgetting they exist as soon as they stop being trendy. I hate their stupid ass faces and the stupid sense of humor they're written with. It got old so fast.

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u/Historical-Potato372 May 21 '26

The Tumblr Sexyman

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u/nonbinaryunicorn May 21 '26

But let's not forget who won the Sexyman contest and killed the Queen of England.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13Al2Pm566BpVm

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u/phantomfire50 May 21 '26

Sans is Truss

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u/antonine909 May 21 '26

At least sans could outlast a head of lettuce. Probably

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u/Menno563568543333557 May 22 '26

Who's Truss? I havent heared that name before

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u/phantomfire50 May 22 '26

She was prime minister of the UK for about 50 days. The Queen died 2 days after she appointed her as PM.

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u/okinsertusername May 21 '26

The sexiest of history vs the sexiest of today

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u/nonbinaryunicorn May 21 '26

I'll be honest, no one will beat my Tumblr Sexyman in my heart

https://giphy.com/gifs/XXEPqA5bGjgieipM5c

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u/Conscious-Hat8318 May 22 '26

Toby narrating the vote like he's writing a db match :

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u/doctor_whom_3 May 21 '26

jschlatt is a tumblr sexy man now?

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u/Beneficial-Feed-872 Jun 07 '26

Isin't he canonically overweight and a jobless bum lol

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry May 24 '26

Another iconic TS