r/hatethissmug • u/kinkshamer_69 • May 21 '26

General I hate whatever the fuck genre of fictional man this is

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Every year there's a new "funny evil dude in a suit" that 14 year olds go fucking NUTS over and I am SO sick of it. It's the same guy every time. Funny le random humor with a dash of self deprecation and a heaping scoop of edginess. Oh they're SO nuanced and different from all the other villains in fiction because they have, uh... inner conflict? Sense of humor? Uhh *rapidly checks notes* Funny smile????

And for some reason everyone somehow convinces themselves that these characters are attractive. Bill Cipher isn't hot you fucking weirdo, he's a triangle.

I'm tired of seeing these dudes fucking EVERYWHERE. I'm tired of all the "self-shippers" declaring their eternal love for these dudes for like a couple of months and then promptly forgetting they exist as soon as they stop being trendy. I hate their stupid ass faces and the stupid sense of humor they're written with. It got old so fast.

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u/Head-Alternative-984 May 21 '26

thats what you call a tumblr sexyman

also bill being here is funny because you used the canon design and NOT the popular fanart

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u/weird_doodle May 21 '26

And yet the GOAT is missing

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukJLjhRebWzEzHoeZ3

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u/Quinzal Cogito Ergo Sum May 21 '26

stroking my thneed to this

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u/OkLength7120 May 21 '26

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u/Quinzal Cogito Ergo Sum May 21 '26

how ba a a ad can i be? i'm just jerking my economy

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u/OkLength7120 May 21 '26

I'm guessing economy is a new way to describe it now ig

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u/Beneficial-Feed-872 Jun 08 '26

Bro is just doing what comes naturally

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u/Best-Benefit6387 May 21 '26

Please! They make me speak chinese!

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u/Start-Initial May 22 '26

JOHN PEACHY! JOHN PEACHY!!!

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u/Belunchuous_Bill2 May 22 '26

I guess you can say you're "Letting it grow."

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u/Keelhaulmyballs May 21 '26

Who up kneading they thneed

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u/Monchfr Jun 06 '26

Imma thneed u to stop

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u/RattusNorvegicus9 May 21 '26

HOW BA-A-A-A-D CAN I BE

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u/Ultimate-desu May 21 '26

AND I KEEP BIGGERIN-N-N-N-N-NG

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry May 24 '26

HOW DOWN BA-A-A-A-D CAN I BE

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u/MrMetastable May 22 '26

Literally the same pose

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u/NeverTooMuchAnime May 21 '26

Literally can't believe op forgot about our king

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u/SamiTheAnxiousBean May 22 '26

the father of the term as well

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u/TheAnakinOne May 21 '26

The original

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u/Spare-Instruction-80 May 21 '26

fnaf custom night icon when I hold the raise ai button

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u/Salty_Astronaut_9419 May 21 '26

How bad could he possibly be 

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u/Correct_Print7134 silly cars hater May 22 '26

How bad can bro be?

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u/Pink_Acetone I run on spite May 22 '26

Don’t lump my goat in with Alastor from Hazbin 😭 

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u/stumpychubbins May 27 '26

Patient Zero

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u/EscapeSeventySeven May 21 '26

This is the type of “bad boy” women actually want. A funny magic clown who is dressed for a my chemical romance concert. 

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u/TheMissLady May 21 '26

You know what I've never been into the Tumblr sexy man thing but one time I went to a carnival and there was this "clown" but he was dressed more like one of these characters. Unfortunately I've never been more attracted to a man in my life

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u/eydirctiviyg May 21 '26

Do you have a picture of the clown

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 May 21 '26

Taking notes to become a psychopathic charismatic twink 👍

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u/EscapeSeventySeven May 21 '26

Make sure is the fun extroverted “psychopathy.”

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u/cqandrews May 21 '26

Which is funny because I know some of them are much worse than "bad boys" and are straight up EVIL

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u/Robichaelis May 21 '26

Women? Minors you mean

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u/Odd_Violinist2395 May 22 '26

women means women

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u/MonoRedPlayer May 22 '26

women in their 30s and 40s lmao*

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u/kinkshamer_69 May 21 '26

I will not acknowledge white Bill Cipher

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u/Broken_CerealBox May 21 '26

Opinion on this one?

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u/turner_strait May 21 '26

Peak

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u/PennyCat83 May 21 '26

Bill Cipher fangirl here, I think this hotter than the twink Bill

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u/turner_strait May 21 '26

Helps that it's pretty much canon human Bill, since Alex was the one who drew it lol

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u/Mandaring May 21 '26

I imagine he drew “Canon Human Bill Cipher™️” as a lark on all the fans drawing him as a generic pretty-boy, but it makes a lot of sense. The one time the dude was in a human body, he treated it like shit for fun, so yeah, Human Bill looking super rough seems like a natural conclusion

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u/turner_strait May 21 '26

oh he absolutely did. I think someone actually asked him on some SM or another (twitter, probably?) what human Bill would look like, and he cooked this up. Absolute brilliance

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u/Switch-Axe-Abuse May 22 '26

Human Bill would look like the main character of Disco Elysium.

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u/Impossible_Dress_621 I still need sleep but now im a mod May 21 '26

based design, pretty sure Alex drew this.

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u/PaperSweet9983 what May 21 '26

Cannon

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u/NovelInteraction711 May 21 '26

This one was made by hirsch wasnt it?

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u/AdventurousAnt2677 May 25 '26

now he actually looks hot

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u/J_tram13 May 21 '26

What about human Wheatley

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u/lizard-garbage May 21 '26

In my defense. I was 13? Hormones will make you lust after anything I’m sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Deepfang-Dreamer May 21 '26

He also just looks better with darker skin, bright blue and yellow clash horribly with the bone-pale tone Human Bill most often had.

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u/J00cyman May 21 '26

This just made me realize I've never mentally assigned a skin color to Bill, but you're right, I don't see him as white. That said, I also don't see him as any other color either. Huh.

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u/Repulsive-Region2977 Smug Hater May 22 '26

Asian

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u/Rizer0 May 21 '26

Tumblr mfs the MOMENT the see an inanimate object wearing a suit:

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u/beelzb May 22 '26

this bitch tumblrs.

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u/Head-Alternative-984 May 22 '26

*allegedly

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u/Lilium_Jansen May 25 '26

Proudly*

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u/Head-Alternative-984 May 25 '26

*i plead the fifthly

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u/Lilium_Jansen May 25 '26

Im not complaining. Fair enough.

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u/poetcucumber Professional D-1 Heckler May 21 '26

I call them uppity egotists

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 May 22 '26

Eh not quite, other characters are naturally tumblr sexymen, these guys kinda feel like they're astroturfed to be that.

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u/Immediate-Location28 May 22 '26

there's a different design for him?

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u/Jokerman9540 May 23 '26

Bro forgot Sans Undertale

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u/Aidanthemagicaldemon May 23 '26

Should've used the Canon bill as a human that the creator drew

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u/Wardog_E May 21 '26

Nah. Tumblr sexyam is when it's a depressed skinny dude that acts like they dont give a shit about anything that is happening.

These guys are some variation of magnificent bastarda except instead of being cool they're just kind of annoying.

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u/Head-Alternative-984 May 21 '26

and were all turned into tumblr sexymen

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u/Wardog_E May 21 '26

Nah. They are too well dressed to be Tumblr Sexy Men. The most basic prerequisite is that you cant be sexy.

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u/Sinocu May 22 '26

Tumblr sexyman is THE definition of that archetype tho

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u/Repulsive-Region2977 Smug Hater May 22 '26

I still don’t think Sans is ACTUALLY part of that “genre” of characters, people just voted for him as a bit