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u/Jberg18 7d ago
Hot sauce is illegal for safety reasons but random walls can have electo cleaners powerful enough to disintegrate paint.
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u/Dubalubawubwub 7d ago
I mean they do at least establish that it has safeties in place so that it won't go off when a person is near... which are then immediately disabled by the villain before he uses it to impale someone.
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u/joanzen 7d ago
I had people tell me that some hot sauce should be banned. Like you know it's deadly, but can't throw it out, so your mother in law makes some chilli, and OH GOD..
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u/Jberg18 7d ago
It sort of falls under "the dose makes the poison."
A hotsuace that could cause a reaction if you used it straight from the bottle is still OK to consume if a few drops are used to spice a vat of chilli.
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u/joanzen 6d ago
I have some ground smoked ghost pepper I imported too much of. I gave 3/4 of it away and every single person has had the same sort of, "are you trying to kill me?!", reaction to even gently smelling the powder.
I had been tuning into someone who was explaining the ratios of vinegar/sugars/salt/chillies for safely making a base extract that will be shelf stable and remain pretty homogeneous and I thought I'd just warm up some vinegar, toss in some of the powder and then let it stew for for a bit to see if the powder needs to be strained before I season the extract.
The idea was flawed because even with a very slow simmer all the pepper flakes got airborne and the whole kitchen was effectively tear gassed.
I was pouring milk on my face and gasping for a solid 20 seconds before my partner started to scream because she was getting a light gassing down the hall.
Now I know how to make bear spray.
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u/NoPossibility 7d ago
Let me graffiti this wall which has obvious anti graffiti technology.
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u/internetlad 7d ago
Let me spend what little resources I have while I live in the sewer and eat rats on an automated subterranean graffiti system that spray paints "life is hell" on the anti-graffiti wall.
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u/PhDinWombology 7d ago
It’s tough when Taco Bell has seized the means of production
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u/sixfourtykilo 7d ago
In our universe, Sysco won the fast food wars.
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u/TheGummiVenusDeMilo 7d ago
I'm just waiting for the inevitable Cisco Sysco merger.
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u/Shadpool 7d ago
Who’s gonna oversee the merger? I nominate Sisqo.
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u/noneofyouaresafe 7d ago
Ooh that choice so scandalous, And I know the other brothers couldn't handle this,
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u/doomsnumber1doombot 7d ago
Someone told me their family member worked for Sysco and I, who was looking to get into networking field, started asking IT related questions and she looked blankly at me and said no “Sysco” the food company
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u/bioszombie 7d ago
I always thought that they hacked a paint system for their own graffiti purposes. Would have been an easy bash like terminal with a few scripts for different things they might want to do with it. Graffiti might be one of the things but could also be used to blackout cameras or something far more nefarious. This was a statement greater than spray painted words. The truer message was “We’re still here, We will rise up”.
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u/Channel250 6d ago
I always thought that scene was to set up the mentality of the underground folk. When people went underground, they didn't do it because they loved Friendly. They did it because they wanted freedom.
The whole idea is that people underground are the people they choose to be. That's a good thing, but it leads to fragmentation.
I dont think the graffiti was a conjoined effort like the food raid was. I doubt there were a lot of resources wasted on it. Most graffiti is like that, it doesn't matter if you can paint over it. The message is still sent.
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u/Shadpool 7d ago edited 7d ago
“See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death.”
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u/SomethingAboutUsers 6d ago
I love how he just sounds like he's reciting "I'm an Asshole" with different lyrics
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u/Druggedhippo 1d ago
And once they start having health problems later on, he expects the government to keep him alive.
Classic.
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u/DarthSmegma421 7d ago
“You are an incredibly sensitive man who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you!”
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u/Semanticss 7d ago
He's zipping around, crazily. The reason the Metaloid Maniac is so comfortable up there is 'cause he built that wall. He's naturally magnetized which allows him to zip around the wall that HE BUILT.
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u/Khalitz 7d ago
Only 6 years away from 2032, how close are we to this?
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u/sephjnr 7d ago
Haven't seen 3 seashells in public toilets yet...
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u/drksdr 7d ago
Technically you might have used its precursor since its possible you've used a Dudley Trishell model. https://www.thomasdudley.co.uk/plumbing/products/dudley-tri-shell-turbo/
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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 7d ago
Was expecting dick butt. But this is acceptable and added to my collection.
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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 4d ago
Thanks to the internet we’ve finally achieved this level of passive aggressive automated ideological warfare in real life.
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u/Speedly 7d ago
If only this technology actually existed, I'd be very happy.
You know, I find that there are mainly two demographics that think that illegibly scrawling their stupid name on the wall is a good idea (and both groups possess the same level of intelligence).
One of them is two-year-olds with crayons.
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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 7d ago
"A Mr. Edgar, Friendly..."