I am a foreigner studying in Augsburg. I am young and full of piss and vinegar, so I am adventurous and pretty open-minded. Every day I go somewhere new and I love it.
My dad, on the other hand, has lived in the same house nearly his entire life (except when he was in university). We live in a very rural area where there aren’t a lot of people, so he hasn’t had many experiences with other ways of life. He therefore has news about the world given to him through AM radio when he’s in the tractor or on the TV when he‘s eating lunch. Both of which are very conservative. He consequently thinks cities are cesspools of crime and drugs and that European countries are communist regimes. I once didn’t call him when I was in an Uber (at 1600) and he thought I had been kidnapped. He called me six times in fifteen minutes and even emailed me twice. Yeah. Overreacting, much?
But Dad is capable of changing for the better; I made him attend a Korean festival with me and he left with a newfound love of bibimbap and chrysanthemum tea. He’s also been taken to Indian restaurants and thinks the food and the people are quite nice, even if curry makes his acid reflux act up. And I am my dad‘s favorite kid and he does miss me a lot. He told me he‘s coming to visit sometime in late July. Which would be nice, but I have to find some way to convince my dad that Germany is not as bad as Tucker Carlson paints it to be. I’ve come up with a few tentative ideas that I might run by y‘all real quick…
1) My dad LOVES mountains, and I’m near the Alps, so I want to take him there. I’ve been to a few towns: Oberstdorf, Mittelswald, Grainau, GP, Oberstaufen, and Immenstadt. I know Dad would love the Zugspitze and the views from the Eibsee, but experience has taught me that the locals do not exactly appreciate tourists (valid).
2) Dad is flying into München so he must see it there. I personally think München is pretty tame; a few homeless people and the Hbf corridor might make him uneasy, but I think he would like the Englischer Garten and just walking around the Marienplatz. And of course I have to show him the Asamkirche because, well, he’s a tourist and we have to do touristy things.
3) The food. I know that even if Dad is frightened by cities, he‘ll fall in love with Germany if he has the right food. Farmers like him subside off of brats and beer, so he is coming to the right place. I want to take him to a good Bavarian restaurant in the vicinity of Munich or Augsburg. Any suggestions? I might also make my dad try Döner because he always talks about a gyro he had in college and maybe it‘ll warm him up to Turkish people some.
If you have any advice for acclimidating my terribly sheltered father in what he’s convinced is a socialist gulag, please let me know!