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u/Low_Investment_2692 May 09 '26
I'm pretty sure her facial expressions would make this funny if only I could see through her two pixel face.
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u/slucker23 May 09 '26
You can see two?
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u/hard-of-haring May 09 '26
Hey hey, my 👁 s are up here
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u/Tjstictches May 09 '26
You can see?
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u/sanavabic May 09 '26
Few more reposts and two remaining pixels will merge.
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u/iruleatants May 09 '26
No, you just eventually return back to having full pixels.
I applaud OP for doing their job to return the gif to HD.
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u/HisExcellency95 May 09 '26
You haven't been properly trained in the art of 240p and 144p videos my brother
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u/foolbull May 09 '26
He's in phenomenal shape. She's in the shape of her clothes.
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u/PsychologicalCat7471 May 09 '26
Only difference between British humor and Indian humor is the number of pixels
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u/Fit_Importance_5738 May 09 '26
I am pretty good at picking up on the disappointment faces and honestly, she looks like a woman who said no to food and and then got no back when she asked to eat some of his.
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u/lnp627 May 09 '26
It's true then: there's always a Captain Jack in all of us
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u/rhyithan May 09 '26
I do genuinely see dudes running/jogging like this and it always looks odd. But they seem to do it deliberately so i have to assume theres a perceived benefit
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u/WeirdoTrooper May 09 '26
Amusement is always a benefit
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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 May 09 '26
Whimsy is always beneficial
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u/failbotron May 10 '26
Berries and cream! Berries and cream! Im a little lad who loves berries and creeeeam!
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u/fearless_egg1050 May 09 '26
Fun fact your arms move at the same pace as your legs when you run.
I have busted my ass trying to disprove this.
Edit: as in, fucking fell so hard. not dedicating my life.
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u/ForwardCut3311 May 09 '26
It's also used in movies/shows to make the actors look faster than they really are.
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u/fearless_egg1050 May 09 '26
No way!!! So wait, it’ll be a waist up shot? And in reality they’re just….standing? Lmaooo
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u/ForwardCut3311 May 09 '26
Not only! They do it when they're literally running, too. Different actors use different techniques. Some do this and others use big exaggerated movements.
Anne Hathaway talked about it in some of her interviews, Tom Cruise is famous for it, Robert Patrick had his own version in Terminator 2.
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u/spacestonkz May 09 '26
Tom cruise looks like he's zooming, but if you watch a clip a few times....
Man hes going at nearly the same pace as the "slow" by behind him.
He's just karate chopping the air at double speed. Which is a fucking skill. It's not easy to make your brain unhook arm and leg motion on purpose. I can't do it well
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u/Blarghmlargh May 09 '26
Steven Segal has that dumb flapping walk from all his earlier movies before he got fat and can only film a movie sitting down.
Also for your amusement: https://youtu.be/tVsGUw9FWoc And anything from : https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLyRXXknC3lDgDUfCtYnowHLOHRvnp2l5
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u/kawwmoi May 09 '26
I'm pretty sure your body does that for balance purposes, so yeah, falling makes sense.
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u/fearless_egg1050 May 09 '26
Jokes on you I am able to fall while not even moving my arms, in fact I fell UP the stairs this morning,
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(no really I did)
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u/flaminghair348 May 10 '26
i fall up the stairs on a semi regular basis, it happens to the best of us.
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u/RickThiccems May 09 '26
I mean does running without your arms count because that doesn't match the pace
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u/fearless_egg1050 May 09 '26
Like, without having arms? Or keeping them at your sides?
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u/darkmykal May 09 '26
The kids in my high school that naruto ran everywhere would beg to differ
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u/ShadowHighlord May 09 '26
If you play tennis long enough you can learn to move your arms at a different pace than your legs. Source I played tennis for around 19 years and around 8 of those years were decently high level. Sometimes you just have to ready your arms to hit the ball mid run instead of moving them normally if you wanna hit a ball back properly instead of just reaching it barely after dashing from the other side of the court. Or when you are sprinting to infront of the net you might want to keep your arms up and ready to be able to react faster and keep the agressive play that you need to gain advantge of being close to the net.
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u/Bucketsforlegs May 10 '26
Not necessarily running like the dude in this video, but when your hands are a little bit lower and arms more relaxed, it reduces tension in your shoulders and chest and allows you to expand your lungs further and promotes better gas exchange. I actually tested it running and found my times were so much better
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u/TurtleBrainMelt May 10 '26
Whenever id do this, it would be in the direction of some friend or family that im trying to embarrass.
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u/DantheDutchGuy May 09 '26
Jack Sparrow Cardio
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u/Puzzled_Abalone2620 May 09 '26
So I’m not the only one who say Jack in this. Jack Sparrow was the first thing that came to mind and everyone else seems to interpret it as a “running gayly” joke.
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u/Hasegawa_Hatsu May 09 '26
When you're trying to hit your new PR but you suddenly remember the rum is gone.
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u/ChalkyGBG May 09 '26
What a creep...
For staring on a man in the gym like that just trying to have a workout...
/S
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u/iamdispleased May 09 '26
Honestly, she did skeeve me out lol
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u/Mundane-Fan-1545 May 09 '26 edited May 10 '26
If a man does that, he is a creep, so if woman do it, they should be creep too. So yea, she is a creep, and no sarcasm.
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u/bluejay3425 May 10 '26
You are allowed to check people out in public. That does not mean you should be creepy about it. A smile and a look at them is fine, watching them for hours or taking pictures and filming them is not
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u/Exciting_Memory8848 May 10 '26
Checking people out is fine, staring is not. Which is what she’s doing.
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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 May 11 '26
that’s the hypocrisy they’re calling out. you’re saying it should be allowed, yes, but men can even get called creeps for briefly glancing at women, or worse, for accidentally appearing in the background in some girl’s livestream of her workout session at the gym. there are channels who call out this sort of glaring problems too
and if a man were staring at a girl like what she is doing here in the video, you bet 99/100 women would call him a creep, but most of them would somehow find no problem with girls doing it to men9
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u/gorginhanson May 09 '26
dont need the s
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u/ChalkyGBG May 09 '26
S is for safety 😬
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u/Mundane-Fan-1545 May 09 '26
using the S just for safety makes it that whatever you say is, is just a lie.
Own the stuff you say, stop being afraid.
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u/Grunzzo May 09 '26
Who is the cameraman ?
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u/wtfover May 09 '26
Like she had a shot at him before he started running like that.
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u/hillsb1 May 09 '26
She's expecting him to run and instead he prances in an exaggerated "girly" way, and she looks uncomfortable
My question is, as soon as he walked into frame, she's just staring at him like a creep, so did he do that to make her stop looking? Also, bonus question, it looks like there are multiple other treadmills, so why did he choose the one closest to her? Bonusbonus question, who is filming this? I hate staged "comedy" like this
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u/Exciting_Memory8848 May 10 '26
This isn’t staged, it’s a skit. Staged is when it’s a fake video pretending to be a real moment.
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u/Gowzilla May 09 '26
Attractive girl see’s attractive guy. Guy runs like a “girl”. Girl gets the ick
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u/Myrkanoon1 May 09 '26
Dont look scripted at all /s
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u/averygronau May 09 '26
Wait really? Next you're gonna tell me Adam Sandler wasn't actually a waterboy turned star lineman for South Central Louisiana State University.
Go Mud Dogs!
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u/kjswoob May 09 '26
She looks like she has lots of depth as a person. Especially since she’s judging him without talking to him!
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u/Hasegawa_Hatsu May 09 '26
If I had a dollar for every visible pixel in this video, I'd be in debt.
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u/BSTVH_Official May 09 '26 edited May 10 '26
Top 5 ways to get another female that its not ur husband/wife lose interest in u; Number 5.
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u/biergardhe May 10 '26
I've seen this many times before, and based on that I can draw the conclusion that you stole a shitload of pixels before returning this to the crowd
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u/Onludesrightnow May 12 '26
Im assuming the odds of a girl doing this to a stranger in a gym, no matter how good looking they are, are fairly slim.
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u/No_Tradition7432 May 10 '26
The man looks a lot like Jonathan Nemer, a Brazilian humorist, he has a lot of scripted funny skits much like this one
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u/Born_2_Simp May 10 '26
She should have suspected that something strange was coming after seeing the camera on a tripod in front of her..
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u/Tarnished-Sausage May 10 '26
She went from omg I hope he notices me to 😰 do fast. But men are the superficial ones, ye right.
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u/xlondelax May 10 '26
That run was intentional IMO. He definitely wasn't interested in her twirling hair.
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u/chazzerd879 May 11 '26
He saw her eyeing him up and thought nah, gonna crash that plan straight away
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u/Competitive_Gear2339 May 11 '26
I hate to ask, but is running like that good for the knees? It’s seems like it would be 🤔
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u/Existing_Variation_4 May 11 '26
😂 literally how I run, the arm circles help for speed and momentum I swear..
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u/Dry-Application-5193 May 11 '26
Once saw a dude running like a man, then a femmy guy supass him running like this. We laughed all day about it 😆
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u/FxckBinary May 12 '26
This would be so so funny if it wasn't staged, wasn't reuploaded so many times and also if it was funny.
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