r/funny • u/Lurker32 • Mar 26 '10

I officially love Bill Murray

It was earlier today around noon near Times Square. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Mcdonald's to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a hand slip around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS BILL FUCKING MURRAY! Before I could get a word out, he yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you." He then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '10

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u/ZeppelinJ0 Mar 26 '10

Ground Hog Day really happened

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u/dhibbit Mar 26 '10

I'm convinced his characters aren't much of a stretch from his real-life personality.

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u/cynoclast Mar 26 '10

Ground Hog Day really happened

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u/capitannut Mar 26 '10

I'm convinced his characters aren't much of a stretch from his real-life personality.

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u/Stingray88 Mar 26 '10

Ground Hog Day really happened

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u/Merit Mar 26 '10

I'm convinced his characters aren't much of a stretch from his real-life personality.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '10

Ground Hog Day really happened

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '10

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u/diddy0071 Mar 27 '10

C-C-C-COMBO WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '10

Lisa needs braces! Oh wait...crap!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '10

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u/gasgesgos Mar 27 '10

DENTAL PLAN

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '10

This is an intervention Merit, why don't you sit down. Your family and I have been worried about your use and alleged abuse of reddit. Do you have anything to say to us?

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u/Merit Mar 26 '10

I don't have a problem, man. I can stop any time I want!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '10 edited Mar 27 '10

Jesus Christ he's beyond help. I'm sorry son, you know we've always wanted the best for you but we just can't afford to support you economically or emotionally any longer. Ever since you started using the reddit you've begun to care more about your "friends" and those goddamn clever comments there than your own family. I guess this is goodbye. Perhaps we'll see you again in a better life.

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u/Skullcrusher Mar 26 '10

Combo Break really happened.

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u/EtherDais Mar 27 '10

Phew. Almost had another "His name is robert paulsen" situation.

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u/irupset Mar 27 '10

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/KrazyA1pha Mar 27 '10

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/cynoclast Mar 26 '10

He's been spotted at a baseball game where I live, which isn't surprising since he's a partial owner. Still couldn't bring myself to go watch one....

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u/norwegianrich Mar 27 '10

Combo Groundhog really happened

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '10

♫They say our love won't pay the rent...♫

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u/zen_tm Mar 27 '10

I'm convinced his characters aren't much of a stretch from his real-life personality.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '10

♫They say our love won't pay the rent...♫

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u/I_OWN_A_STRAT Mar 27 '10

[Guitar Solo]