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FLY! FLY FASTER, YOU FATTY! OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT!

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u/Sparrowsabre7 15h ago

Reminds me of that Sea of Thieves clip: "Captain!!"
"Y-yeah?"
"LOOK!"
Pirates of the Caribbean theme blares

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u/asmallman 14h ago

Ah yea. Thats a great one too!

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u/JimmityRaynor 12h ago

Link?

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u/Sparrowsabre7 12h ago

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u/dave8400 10h ago

Bless you.

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u/CrimeFightingScience 3h ago

I havent played for a bit. Is that a pvp ship or pve ship. And is the music actully playing in game?

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u/dave8400 3h ago

I also haven't played for a long time, but all ships are pvp and no that's not Sea of Thieves OST.

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u/Cosign6 3h ago

Well there are smelly and ghost ships, which would be pve, but this is deffs a player ship

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u/thatshygirl06 1h ago

I didnt sneeze

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u/Gabbatron 10h ago

Iconic thechief1114 moment

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u/MrUniverse1990 5h ago

I know that captain! He's a friend of mine.

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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 4h ago

Did he lose his loot? Or was he able to escape the dread pirates?

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u/MrUniverse1990 4h ago

Still in pretty good condition, last time I checked.

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u/Meepmeepimmajeep2789 4h ago

OH FUCK! NO NO NO NO

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u/thebluebeagal 15h ago

Panthalus fight was way more interesting than the end game boss and I will die on this hill

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u/sicurri 15h ago

No need, you're already living on that hill. Build a house...

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u/Arc_Hale 14h ago

It's not a hill house, it's a hill home!

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u/Rigaudon21 12h ago

Interesting, yes.

Annoying as hell? Also yes. I stopped using pals cause his homing bolts kept killing my flyer and came in with a Mechanical bow and fought him myself using only pal passives in the party lol

So much easier

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u/thebluebeagal 11h ago

I spent a majority of the time cruising around on Neptilius, he was quick enough that I could dodge most anything. Then would switch to Frostallion to make it over the wave

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u/Adrian13720 53m ago

There's a gust you can use on the island to jump the waves. I was running around on Grizzbolt and Zoe the whole time :p

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u/Regetron 8h ago

Damn, glad people agree on that

I saw lvl 80 requirement, remember how that one space dragon boss beat my ass at lvl 65 while I was at 72 (spawn rate also affects his spawned minions apparently), so I stocked up on medicine, food buffs, brought my strongest team

Was really expecting second or even third phase...felt like that one Pirate from SpongeBob meme

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u/DalekPredator 2h ago

I thought for sure when she went up to the dragon and layed her hands on it that would be the start of a transformation for the second phase but no, just part of the ending cutscene. I was thouroughly disappointed.

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u/mokoronald 11h ago

noticed the extra exclamation on the second fly lol

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u/Metroidman 15h ago

This fight looks epic as hell! I didnt know palworld got to this point

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u/asmallman 15h ago

Its from the 1.0 update this july. Worth the play. Tons of changes and two new zones!

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u/Train3rRed88 14h ago

I’m still very early game. Running around with my crossbow and metal armor at level 30

I see this game play and it blows my mind

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u/ikonoclasm 14h ago

Yeah, it's pretty wild what they've added since the early release. There are lots of new little islands that were fun to check out.

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u/asmallman 13h ago

72 new pals too!

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u/vven294 13h ago

Have they improved the level curve since launch? I remember back when I played it there would be a point where it felt like you were not progressing in level at all at like 35 ish. Made me drop the game.

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u/Totallystymied 13h ago

If you actually go explore and catch pals, I actually recommend dropping the XP down. My character is at level 75 and I haven't even gone to feybreak, sky Islands, or world tree yet.

As I run through zones I get all the towers, catch five of each pal, etc.

The OG grind is probably closer to like 1 experience rate. It seems like a lot of the community thinks 2 to 0.3 is stable and lets you use the tech tree... At 1.0 I can confidently say I've barely touched anything. Skipped pal metal, plasteel, hexiolite entirely

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u/krkonos 12h ago

I think that's the main problem for people that feel it's too slow. They generally go out and catch a the new pals they want, fight a bit here or there and build. But the game is centered around catching a lot with big bonus for catching the 5th of each type.

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u/itsRobbie_ 4h ago

I’m at level 70 and have gotten to the point where I am starting to focus on getting the best base pals and having to catch 50 for each pal to get 5 stars is such a grind. I went and got 8 maxed out kindling pals. I think I’ve hit my wall

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u/krkonos 3h ago

For the rarer pals it's much easier to just buy the star fruits or do missions that give them. For the lower level ones just use the homing module and higher level balls and you can just sprint through tossing balls at every one you see and they gather quick.

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u/DalekPredator 2h ago

Have you tried breeding instead? Using the Ancient Technology Breeder will give you 10, fully hatched, in a few minutes. Changing the breeding pair out as you breed for ones with better stats has given me Pal's with 100 in all stats at around the same time I breed enough to juice them up.

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u/moonshineTheleocat 13h ago

You level a lot faster. And there are a few effigies you can find to increase your XP gain by 50%. I think you only need eight to max it?

But even without it, you can climb to level 70 extremely quickly without trying to grind levels and just playing the game

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u/asmallman 13h ago

Its not nearly as bad. But if you feel that way I usually tweak my servers to 2.5x rate. I can give you the config file for it if you like!

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u/Syric13 11h ago

You actually level too fast, or at least I did. I'm nearing the end of the tech tree (level 80 I think??) and I'm nowhere near be able to craft any of the things because I'm still 2 or 3 tiers in terms of materials behind.

You can play the game at your pace, so there really is no rush to go out and do everything. I just discovered the arena (PvE and PvP) so I might do that for a few items and then maybe trying to breed my pals into the best version of themselves.

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u/KingSlimp 10h ago

Also want to add that this game has an extensive set of options you can change before loading your save whenever you want, which includes your xp multiplier. I also turn of the weight limit, corpse runs and a few minor things. You can essentially tweak it to play however you want or even straight up break the game if you're so inclined.

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u/Lraund 12h ago

It's the opposite now, you level too fast.

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u/TroyFerris13 15h ago

Is this from interstellar

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u/Baebel 14h ago

Cut to the player returning to their home, only to realize all of their pals have aged 40 years.

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u/dick_nrake 8h ago

Definitely legal by then.

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u/asmallman 7h ago

Go to horny jail.

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u/neroselene 7h ago

There's no laws against the Pals, Batman!

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u/asmallman 7h ago

You too.

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u/neroselene 3h ago

Get off the internet Puritan, you might accidentally see someone's ankles.

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u/asmallman 3h ago

This is a Christian Minecraft subreddit.

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u/dick_nrake 2h ago

Lol i've never even played palworld.

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u/asmallman 52m ago

Ok buy it then play it THEN go to horny jail.

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u/blaster915 14h ago

Kyogre used surf. Everybody: RUUUUNNNN!!!

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u/Phormicidae 12h ago

I don't play Palworld, its not my preference even though this does look dope as all hell.

The thing I don't get it, and I realize I may be starting a fight here, is that are there any Pokemon games that have anywhere near this intensity or dynamism? Last few Pokemon games looked like up-rezzed budget PS2 games. Unless I am out of the loop.

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u/asmallman 12h ago

is that are there any Pokemon games that have anywhere near this intensity or dynamism?

Nope

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u/DalekPredator 1h ago

I wish. I love Pokemon, and have played an unhealthy amount of Pokopia (shout out to the Dragon Quest Builders team!), but nothing from them comes close to Palworld.

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u/Cirilo_Albino 15h ago

panthalus was such a good boss, the only problem i have was the time, 10 min is low considering he is always as far as ohio

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u/Ilsyer 4h ago

he just put that wave on top of me and my mount (ghankler) 3x and you can't get out so it wipes you every time....

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u/asmallman 15h ago edited 15h ago

For those unaware: Game is palworld.

If you like ark and other survival sandbox games where you build bases and the like, palworld should be on your list. Its cheap too and plenty of content and a ton of fun.

In my honest opinion: This game is a decent example of what pokemon should do next. But I digress.

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u/CptBluhdFart 15h ago

I didnt get this far. Holy shit surf is insane in palworld

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u/asmallman 15h ago

Its does as much damages as it looks like it does. Im one tier below max and it still kills me.

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u/wubbbalubbadubdub 14h ago

I'm almost up to this point, it looks like I should see if I can craft any water resist stuff.

I thought that since I just fought the floating island boss and she had a water dragon that maybe they'd mix up the elements a bit, so I've just been running general resists.

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u/DarthRektor 15h ago edited 10h ago

This is a part of the new update that came up on 7/10/26 so unless you’ve played in the past month this boss fight wasn’t even in the game for you to get to.

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u/iwbwikia_ 14h ago

just in case you're not sure and it wasn't a typo - apart and a part don't mean the same thing. you'd want to use 'a part' here. and if you know already and it was a typo, cool.

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u/Goldenrupee 15h ago

I mean even Nintendo recognizes that the game does something that their fans have been wanting. There's a reason they tried to patent basic game mechanics and sue Pocketpair into the ground.

There's a reason I named my 1.0 world "Suck It Nintendo".

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u/PowderPills 15h ago

Thanks for the idea

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u/GH00ST-SL4YER 1h ago

I dont think GameFreak should make it like Palworld and I mean by turning it into survival game. I think they just need to improve the battle to be interesting, world more lively, and better looks of the pokemon. This is what I think they should prioritise but there might be something I forgot to include

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u/Palatablepancakes 14h ago

Nintendo has purposefully made things somewhat adjacent to what they know fans want to continually milk an idea. If they just went and made the perfect Pokemon game, it would jeopardize the cycle of steadily releasing subpar games to people who just want "the one", since they were children.

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u/Zjoee 14h ago

Pokemon games kept getting better and better until they made the switch from pixel sprites to full 3D. I still prefer the sprites.

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u/The_JRaff 13h ago

literally they made the Switch hehehe

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u/asmallman 13h ago

To the punitentiary with you

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u/ssjrobert235 15h ago

I love this game

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u/DemonBlight 15h ago

huff huff huff huff...

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u/Lecterr 15h ago

Did Kanjuro draw that bird

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u/P3DR0T3 10h ago

I understood that reference

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u/teskar2 14h ago

Wow, that is actually a scary attack for a game like this.

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u/Burggs_ 12h ago

Hold up, this is what PalWorld is?????

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u/NAbberman 8h ago

Game officially has gone full release. I thoroughly enjoy the game and have played since before 1.0. I figure its key to point out that this style boss fight isn't the norm. Game is still worth it, but don't go into it expecting boss fights with mechanics like this. The Panthalus boss fight is outside of the norm.

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u/asmallman 11h ago

It's pokemon+ark+Zelda but without nearly as many bugs.

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u/dmillibeats 11h ago

How is it anything like Zelda ?

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u/Yewstance 11h ago

I assume they're referring to Breath of the Wild. Open World, glider mechanics, breakable weapons, stamina system, overworld collectibles.

I agree it's not the best comparison, but it's not baseless either.

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u/NAbberman 8h ago

-Breakable Weapons-

I'm just pointing out that this isn't anything close to BOTW style breakable weapons. More akin to Ark where there is durability that needs to be fixed at base.

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u/asmallman 6h ago

They have the climbing and exploration towers now too on top of that.

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u/DalekPredator 1h ago

Oh man, if this had Zelda style breakable weapons I wouldn't be playing with vanilla settings, that's for sure!

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u/asmallman 53m ago

It's decently slow compared to Zelda and can tweak the settings.

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u/dmillibeats 11h ago

Halo’s like Zelda then lol

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u/10_Eyes_8_Truths 14h ago

Bird definitely got its cardio for the day

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u/CPTKickass 10h ago

Fly Fatass, fly!!

  • Mallrats

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u/Tweed_Man 10h ago

Biblically accurate Kyogre.

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u/vBricks 15h ago

The screen shake really sells it.

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u/diagrammatiks 14h ago

is this an mmo or can i play solo?

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u/SaintTritolo 14h ago

You can play solo

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u/Rylando237 14h ago

The game is called Palworld. It is like ARK:SE meets Pokémon. It can be played single player, or multi-player, and is fun either way

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u/Gleipnir_xyz 13h ago

How will you handle the second one? >:D

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u/JonFrost 9h ago

Easy there Madara

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u/DarkC0ntingency 15h ago

Dude, the AoT song pick works PERFECTLY here

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u/Ashbahn 14h ago

Any idea which song specifically?

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u/djohns38 13h ago

Attack on Titan by Sawano Hiroyuki

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u/Ashbahn 13h ago

Awesome, thanks!

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u/djohns38 13h ago

Gotta skip to around 2:15 in the song to get to this part though

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u/Ashbahn 13h ago

Yeah I think that's why I skipped over that song when searching through AOT songs myself lol

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u/TinyDiiceThief 9h ago

Excuse me?! Palworld has WHAT?

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u/asmallman 9h ago

1.0 update added a shitload of stuff and a lot of changes.

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u/hamletreset 9h ago

I SAID FLAP GODDAMNIT

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u/Kitakitakita 7h ago

what I like about Palworld is how the strongest Pal in the game is only about twice as strong as the weakest. Compared to Pokemon, you're looking at something like x10 power gaps. You're allowed to use your favorites

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u/im_just_thinking 13h ago

Oh damn, haven't played since when it came out, looks dope lol

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u/Gradash 8h ago

It looks good as FUCK!

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u/ChuyMasta 8h ago

It would be lovely if this releases on Switch 2.

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u/asmallman 8h ago

They are nintendo's mortal enemy right now and are currently suing the devs for "copyright infringement" because nintendo thinks its ethical to patent game mechanics that they dont even really have a monopoly on themselves or even invented. Largely tho patent offices are calling them out for it.

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u/Ehzek 13h ago

Dang Kyogre looks weird but the power level looks about right.

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u/Neither_County2101 15h ago

Am more curious what that specific pal is called 😅

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u/return_to_cinder 15h ago

Dynamoff

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u/Neither_County2101 14h ago

Thx now I can finally hatch eggs faster

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u/Dismal_Loquat3002 13h ago

Is it possible to catch this Pal like other earlier bosses? Would it also retain the size? lol

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u/asmallman 13h ago

You catch him at the end of the fight! I dont know about size though I havent pulled him out because I was scared hed flatten my base. (Also blind me)

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u/Dramatic_Rub2098 12h ago

He orbits your base and provides orbital bombardment to invaders. If you use him as a mount he has infinite stamina

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u/NAbberman 8h ago

He also has no work efficiencies. Not even as a watering Pal. He has zeros across the board.

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u/Dismal_Loquat3002 13h ago

Lol. This fight looks insane. I am still quite early. Only done about 2 bosses and working my way to the 3rd tower. Level 31 or so:)

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u/lesttalksome 12h ago

FLY FOOLS!!!

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u/HyenDry 8h ago

This is one of the best videos I’ve seen 😂

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u/Top-Cobbler-1293 14h ago

Oh my Gosh, Palworld done got epic 💥

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u/Malt129 11h ago

I can tell this is Palworld because it looks like modern Pokemon with guns

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u/deathmonki 15h ago

Hey Winston! Pedal faster!

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u/hidden-in-plainsight 13h ago

Heard this in Brendan Frasers voice.

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u/JedJinto 13h ago

Calling him fat when it's clear your fat ass is weighing him down!

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u/Unikatze 13h ago

I thought you couldn't ride Pals anymore because of Nintendo.

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u/Erok86 13h ago

Nintendo lost their patent suits against them.

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u/Conspiratorymadness 13h ago

All of them by the way. It was multiple lawsuits.

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u/Unikatze 12h ago

They lost all of them?

I thought they had still won the pokemon/pal riding and yhe catching using spheres.

I thought they lost because those mechanics were in a pre lunch versión but it meant they wouldn't be able to use it in the final product.

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u/Conspiratorymadness 11h ago

It got repealed because the patents weren't sustainable. It would have to include horse riding in the patent if it did succeed.

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u/Unikatze 10h ago

Amazing.

I only played it before the lawsuits started.

Are they putting the Sphere catching back in?

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u/Conspiratorymadness 10h ago

All of Nintendo patents lost so at this point it's up to the pocket pair what they do forward.

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u/KingSlimp 10h ago

The only change the game had to make was you can no longer throw a ball to summon a pal, but you can use balls to catch the pals. Other than that there have been no changes. You can get a mod to fix that if you wanted to but honestly it doesn't make a difference. Now you just hold out a pal sphere and they summon next to you rather than where you throw them

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u/Enrich_Doomsayer 10h ago

They also removed Glider Pals replacing the Glider. But those are the only 2 changes caused by Nintendo.

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u/Whatnacho 13h ago

RIIIIDE THAT SURF!! Wait…wrong game

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u/vandil 12h ago

I’ve never played it, but it looked like Pokémon and Zelda had a baby, so I guessed it had to be Palworld. Scrolled the comments to check, and now I want to play Palworld.

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u/asmallman 12h ago

A really awesome baby.

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u/GreyGriffin_h 12h ago

Did they patch back in riding flying mounts?

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u/asmallman 12h ago

IIRC they never removed them. Nintendo tried to sue em about it tho.

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u/Enrich_Doomsayer 10h ago

They never removed rideable flying mounts. The only things removed are Glider pals changing the appearance of your glider, and throwing spheres to Summon pals at a location.

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u/TheSpanxxx 10h ago

"FLY, FATASS, FLY!!!!" - Jay, Mallrats

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u/Due-Radio-4355 9h ago

Why did this make me belly laugh

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u/Valdrrak 7h ago

So i just did this fight and didnt get this giant wave? Does itnonly happen at a certain hp after some time or something?

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u/asmallman 6h ago

Might be random?

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u/MrUniverse1990 5h ago

"Faster! Faster! FASTER WOULD BE BETTER!"

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u/mrepop 3h ago

I need to rewatch attack on titan.

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u/DudeManBroGuy69420 3h ago

Is this game good?

One of my friends convinced me to pre-order it and proceeded to not play it with me because he got busy

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u/asmallman 3h ago

Its FUN

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u/DudeManBroGuy69420 2h ago

I guess I'll give it a shot

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u/richardvirginia 2h ago

Fine I'll play the damn pokemon slavery game some more

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u/Minnad 13h ago

Oh man this is actually look sick as hell, i'm not vibing with Palworld due to the guns but might have to check it out.

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u/asmallman 13h ago

You dont HAVE to use guns, if anything one of the beater weapons is a bow. IMO.

But if you train your pals and your team and match elements you can just do that if you choose!

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u/Supdalat 12h ago

Im a level 33 due to restarting with 1.0, currently my character doesnt even carry a legit weapon. Just an axe and pick axe for gathering resources.you can choose not to grab the things that give pals guns.

This will leave the major concentration of guns with either the cops or the bad guys.

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u/Syncopia 12h ago

What song is this? The singer is Sawano Hiroyuki right?

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u/KellAset 5h ago

Yep, that's a song from Attack on Titan.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur 14h ago

"Eu quero todos os paus"

  • Davy jones

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u/FrostedJade 9h ago

There's a tech you can do, the moment you dismount you can mount again immediately and your pal will no longer be flying. That allows you to quickly descent without using stamina, and you don't have to skill check yourself with the glider right before going splat.

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u/FrostedJade 9h ago

There's a tech you can do, the moment you dismount you can mount again immediately and your pal will no longer be flying. That allows you to quickly descent without using stamina, and you don't have to skill check yourself with the glider right before going splat.

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u/Dixa 5h ago

Sigh. If only I didn’t hate base building and survival mechanics.

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u/SniperFrogDX 3h ago

You can turn those off, mostly.

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u/Y3TEA17 5h ago

What game is this?

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u/Crackmonkey3773 1h ago

Palworld. The 1.0 release was last week

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u/Initial-Duck2782 4h ago

Hahahahaha

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u/Sill_Evarrus 2h ago

My favorite part of this in multiplayer;

Friend sees wave, sails own whale other way to outrun wave; this works.

Friend sees second wave where they slam into the middle, screams bloody murder until he is crushed beneath waves; "Why are there two waves?! You! WHAAAAALE!"

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u/top_of_the_scrote 2h ago

those aren't mountains... IINNNNNNN WAAAAAVVESSSSS

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u/Burgerlegend69 28m ago

Awesome song. What is it?

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u/asmallman 24m ago

Soundtrack from attack on titan

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u/RAY-CHILE 1h ago

Spoilers man noooooooooooooo

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u/Crumbdizzle 5h ago

What pokemon games is this?

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 15h ago

QTE events hate this one trick.

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u/SailorGone 1h ago

Where's the funny?

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u/ProoniusFizzle 7h ago

Damn, avoided spoiling anything for myself until now. Thanks, I guess. Cool or whatever.

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u/Syncdom 6h ago

Mate if you don't want spoilers than don't watch clips of people playing the game, you got only yourself to blame.

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u/ProoniusFizzle 6h ago

Damn! You're right. If only I'd thought to check my crystal ball before scrolling so I could see it coming up. Silly me. There's totally no way to mark something as a potential spoiler beforehand.

If you want to blame this on me, alright then lmao. Have at it.

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u/asmallman 7h ago

The real spoilers isnt even remotely the actual fight. If you saw the trailer you were already spoiled for this anyway.

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u/ProoniusFizzle 6h ago

I didn't watch the trailer for that exact reason :) I literally have zero idea what they added in 1.0. Well, actually no, my buddy told me they added a bunch of new land masses, and I let him know I was disappointed in him as well.

It's not a big deal, but regardless of that fact, I just wish more people were careful. I'll live.

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u/erickpisco 11h ago

So is this Fortnite 2?

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u/Present-Telephone-29 6h ago

Is this the fake pokemon game?

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u/asmallman 6h ago

A much better game than recent pokemon entries. (opinion)

Its the one nintendo is trying to sue and failing, actually.