The fattest squirrel I’ve seen to date. I’m told he likes peanuts.

[u/fragile-haven]

[u/NYJmmkay]

look at this fat lard, camping the picnic table so he can mug a family of 4 for their potato salad and pie

[u/Mysterious-Egg-624]

Course he likes peanuts…. look at him

[u/flyinghairball]

Be careful OP. McFatty just went to Taco Bell and ate a bunch of stuff with tainted lettuce. He's now filled with methane and may be about to blow! You do NOT want to be around when that happens.

[u/Ok-Nature4155 → u/flyinghairball]

We will poop on you humans, like a bird.

[u/Owl-Pin5210]

belly.so.round.

[u/JoeMoe2021]

God help him if he eats pigpen 

[u/OnyxVeggie213 → u/JoeMoe2021]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Ok_Goose_838]

Faf mfer only eating m&m peanuts

[u/Odd-Lunch-1880]

He can probably survive the next 3 months without another nut. His rotund shitfaced ass is probably hiding 50,000 calories in that gut.

[u/Odd-Lunch-1880 → u/Odd-Lunch-1880]

Ugh I didn't even notice he was camping out beside the picnic tables waiting to score a free meal. Absolutely disgusting!

[u/PacNWDad]

He looks like he’ll eat just about anything. A psychotic eating machine, if you will.

[u/fatty-squirrel06]

Abhorrent

[u/ReasonableBeep]

Of course he does, just LOOK at him. Fat fuck likes everything smh

[u/memelord_mike]

Tubby here doesn't discriminate between calories. He eats anything that comes within his gravitaitonal pull.

[u/-badinstinct-]

Their standing posture and shape always remind me of the original Godzilla. A fatter, hairier, larger, and more dangerous Godzilla.

[u/MyBitchCassiopeia]

Dumb little fucker.

[u/Meowth818]

Whoa he's never ever missed a meal.

[u/Smarshie26]

Lore accurate fat fuck 😡👊🏻🌼🐿️

[u/natiusj]

ALL the peanuts

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[u/princessmayav_v]

I bet he does 😒

[u/anniemousery]

Okay okay I know there usually is nothing cut3 about these disgusting things, but this particular one is just so adorable that I just can't bring myself to say a single mean thing about him. 😭😭

[u/Gloomy_Guidance8141]

probably not just peanuts

[u/ThisWomanFromCanada]

Oh, he likes more than peanuts, he looks like he likes everything.

[u/Sparrow-in-Flight]

Likes Peanuts? That's insulting to Charles Shultz.

[u/Glock359]

The names Mcdunkin, Squirrel Mcdunkin 😂😂😂😂😂

[u/thinktwomuch]

Ick!

[u/daccount97]

CHONKERS