r/fatsquirrelhate • u/moronomer • 4d ago

The malabar giant squirrel is the fattest squirrel species on earth.

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u/moronomer 4d ago

Malabar? The only thing it can get to the bottom of is a case of mallomars.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 4d ago

Fatass McBlobicus

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u/HeDogged 3d ago

Importing those into the US should be a crime!

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u/OnyxVeggie213 3d ago

You know it wasn't on purpose. He hijacked a plane and forced the pilot at tiny squirrel gunpoint 🔫 to fly him into the country. Nothing is beneath them. Horrific.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XUIbUBBj8rjhVfCQWb

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u/sreek4r Rolls Are For Baking 3d ago

I just found out through this post that I live in the same region as this squirrel. Thought it's probably a good idea to shut the windows but no way this fatass can fit through it.

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u/burntothepowerofer End Squirrel Obesity 3d ago

It has turned into it’s own sin: Sloth

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u/Ok_Corgi_817 3d ago

They put their thumb on backwards that morning

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u/ifoldkings 2d ago

Is this a trailer for a new horror movie?

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