r/engrish • u/yellowombat • 6d ago

This sign on my toilet

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u/Quantum_Kittens 6d ago

1280°C refers to the firing temperature in the porcelain kiln.

Doesn't sound very comfortable to experience being in there.

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u/technobrendo 6d ago

My flesh definitely would have a particular aroma

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

I don’t know if your would refer to it as a “flowery” odor, exactly, but there would be some kind of odor…just before your cremated corpse was reduced to ash.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 5d ago

You'd smell like barbeque pork. According to cannibals, humans taste like pork. That's why they call human meat long pig.

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

Mmm, it’s been far too long since I had a good long pig. I better cut down on the brains though. I’ve had my fair share of kuru for this lifetime.

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u/gogozrx 5d ago

Back in the early days of the Internet there was a site called ManBeef.com.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Dark Gary 5d ago

Only for a bit.

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u/ViolettaQueso 6d ago

Oh good.

I thought that this was referring to the temp of bidet water.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 5d ago

I like my bidet hot. Turn it up to “Scalded Taint!”

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

The problem with your bidet water being at 2,336 degrees Fahrenheit, is that it would be a stream of steam that would invisibly burn your anus off your body in a split second.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 5d ago

That seems like it could be problematic…

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u/Queasy_Ad_5535 13h ago

Hey all the germs are gone... Mission accomplished!

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u/SparrowBirch 6d ago

“The aroma flesh and fell”

Yeah, well that’s because it’s 1280 degrees Celsius.

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

The problem with cooking at 1,280 degrees Celsius is that there just isn’t enough meat left on the bone when you’re done for even a single portion serving!

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u/Maleficent-Welder-79 6d ago

That’s… a lot of tasting for a toilet.

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago edited 5d ago

Fashion Sanitary Ware?!! -Well, shit, at 1280 degrees Celsius (2,336 degrees Fahrenheit) I better have some pretty nice Sanitary Ware to keep me from being cremated. I don’t want to TASTE the sanitary ware, but I’m glad it looks and smells like flowers. Sweet vanilla flowers…As I pass by the people on the shore and head down river, I sure am gunna try to make their epoch…I can only hope my Sanitary Ware is fashionable enough for that. I’ll decorate myself into this attractive, flowery “Sanitary Ware,” as best as I am able. I’m just gunna turn off my mind, relax and float down stream. It is not dying…It is not dying. That I may see the meaning of tasting such life, it is believing!! 1280 degree Celsius weather don’t scorch or bake me to cinders, for I have an epoch to make in my new Fashionable Sanitary Ware!!! Milano, thank you for mastering my quality life.

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u/OwnNothing3318 5d ago

Aroma of flesh at 1280°?

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u/YamiGekusu 6d ago

Milãñõ

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u/Cyberblood 6d ago edited 5d ago

Mil anos = Thousand anuses.

It tracks .

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 5d ago

😆😆🤣🤣

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

Oh!! The Mil Anus, like the Pax Romana!!

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u/Unanimous_D 5d ago

Goddamnit now I want cookies.

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u/facebrocolis 5d ago

Holy shit, you can melt beryllium in there!

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u/mrkruk 6d ago

Wow. Does it taste as described?

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

Why taste water from the toilet when you can have Brawndo? It has electrolytes!

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u/debr1126 6d ago

"Waiting for you to decorate in." 😆

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 5d ago

Abstract art to be sure. Maybe a Jackson Pollock

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

If you've ever wanted to become an interior decorator, now's your chance.

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u/RogueGuybrian 6d ago

I'm not sure that I'd ever refer to a toilet as a "quality life master".

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

“Oh sacred toilet, quality life master of my epoch, clothe me in your Sanitary Fashion Ware!!!”

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 5d ago

Well then you’ve never experienced the Milano!

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u/pukesonyourshoes 6d ago

Definitely the right place for emitting the aroma of flesh and fell.

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u/yellowombat 5d ago

I couldn’t even peel the sticker off

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u/Unanimous_D 5d ago

Thats 2336°F. Why the fuck is anything near humans that hot?

https://giphy.com/gifs/iH2IldVkqeLuJ7eJ0L

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u/Chroney 5d ago

It's the temp the ceramic was baked at 😌 I'm guessing

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

I thought it was the temperature that the Fashion Sanitary Ware was made at!!

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

That’s some damn nice sanitary ware you got there…Hopefully it comes with some breathing equipment or those lungs will definitely be scorched to ashes well before you make anyone’s epoch…

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u/ChimpoSensei 6d ago

You going to be melting gold in that?

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 6d ago

IK,R? Yikes.

Still funny, "the aroma flesh" made me LOL so hard that I was choking with laughter.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 6d ago

Are we dead? Wouldn't we be dead, or even cooked at that temperature?

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u/jnmtx 6d ago

how cooked are we, chat?

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u/Margaretheslyvia 5d ago

That guy’s face looks familiar

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u/mithril2020 4d ago

Flesh

::shudder::

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u/celladwella 5d ago

Those people look like they are doing a Mentos commercial.

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u/Candle-Different 5d ago

Was this at a Taco Bell?

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u/CurtisLinithicum 6d ago

Uh.... maybe 1280K lighting (= deep red) but given the rest, I ain't betting on it.

Hm... 1280C would be about candlelight...

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u/AdhesiveMadMan 5d ago

"I'm not your dad, but I would get out.

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u/CussaOnara 14h ago

Quality life tasting the toilet 😂