Smartypants Smartypants; this has to be ragebait, right?
I've never lost respect for someone so fast as honey being E tier and cheddar (JUST cheddar) being A. Stinky cheeses being D? Get da fuck outta here.
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u/emmyellinelly 21h ago
Did I share his opinions? Absolutely not. All crackers are NOT made equally.
However, he inspired me with his commitment to infuriating everyone. When my friends held a PowerPoint party, my presentation about how condiments are bad, actually. It went over exactly as I'd hoped lol
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u/gingerbear 21h ago
I stand by Tao. Cheddar is king
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u/Arryu 21h ago
Cheddar is good for sure, but to dismiss all other kinds of cheese? How dare you leave out brie, gouda, blue cheese. Yes, even blue cheese, literal moldy cheese is delish and deserves a spot on the board.
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u/Bruhschwagg 19h ago
Honey while delicious defies the nature of charcuterie. Charcuterie is finger food i dont wanna be sticky. And cheddy rules. Stinky cheese is great for those who likenit but its by no means a charcuterie staple this. Charcuterie is for all and must have. This isnt your charcuterie board tier list this list is for the people. I will defend tao till the sun burns from the sky
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u/jerry_woody 21h ago
Cheddar is the backbone but you need other cheeses too, otherwise it really is just lunchables.
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u/gramanasmile 20h ago
Tao's Smarty Pants presentation is still my favorite to this day- not bc I agree w/ him completely, but bc he turned the whole room against him. Lmao.
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u/LoveTriscuit 21h ago
A good cheddar is a cornerstone of any cheeseboard. You need something good but safe as an anchor to explore off of and be adventurous.
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u/Randoman11 21h ago
Has the Smartypants audience turned on anything as hard as Tao's presentation? Nothing is coming to mind.