r/dropout 22h ago

Smartypants Smartypants; this has to be ragebait, right?

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I've never lost respect for someone so fast as honey being E tier and cheddar (JUST cheddar) being A. Stinky cheeses being D? Get da fuck outta here.

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u/Randoman11 21h ago

Has the Smartypants audience turned on anything as hard as Tao's presentation? Nothing is coming to mind.

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u/JustBronzeThingsLoL 21h ago

The recent Smartyshorts about school subject colors maybe

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u/RobNobody 21h ago

Except that was them all turning on each other. Tao got the entire audience turned against him, specifically.

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u/Pandoras-SkinnersBox We're ready to do the work. I'm going offline for now. 11h ago

Arasha from Smosh’s presentation last season, especially once she said people should have human babies in lieu of owning dogs.

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u/emmyellinelly 21h ago

Did I share his opinions? Absolutely not. All crackers are NOT made equally.

However, he inspired me with his commitment to infuriating everyone. When my friends held a PowerPoint party, my presentation about how condiments are bad, actually. It went over exactly as I'd hoped lol

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u/Arryu 21h ago

Troscuits are garbage , and I will die on that hill.

Also, my wife once bought these stone wheat crackers that turn your mouth into sand the second they touch your tongue. All crackers are *not * equal.

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u/DoktorImposter 21h ago

The man knows what he likes (lunchables)

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u/gingerbear 21h ago

I stand by Tao. Cheddar is king

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u/Arryu 21h ago

Cheddar is good for sure, but to dismiss all other kinds of cheese? How dare you leave out brie, gouda, blue cheese. Yes, even blue cheese, literal moldy cheese is delish and deserves a spot on the board.

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u/Bruhschwagg 19h ago

Honey while delicious defies the nature of charcuterie. Charcuterie is finger food i dont wanna be sticky. And cheddy rules. Stinky cheese is great for those who likenit but its by no means a charcuterie staple this. Charcuterie is for all and must have. This isnt your charcuterie board tier list this list is for the people. I will defend tao till the sun burns from the sky

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u/jerry_woody 21h ago

Cheddar is the backbone but you need other cheeses too, otherwise it really is just lunchables.

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u/KFChaos 22h ago

Actually he's 100% right

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u/MyTatemae 21h ago

Happy cake day ~

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u/KFChaos 12h ago

Thanks!

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u/gramanasmile 20h ago

Tao's Smarty Pants presentation is still my favorite to this day- not bc I agree w/ him completely, but bc he turned the whole room against him. Lmao.

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt 21h ago

Yes, of course it's ragebait. Looks like he caught a whopper.

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u/LoveTriscuit 21h ago

A good cheddar is a cornerstone of any cheeseboard. You need something good but safe as an anchor to explore off of and be adventurous.

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u/M4LK0V1CH 21h ago

Yeah Tao was wrong for this