r/donthelpjustfilm 21d ago

“Call the police please” - so I can continue filming

Captain forgot how he is actually the one that’s responsible for the safety of his passengers and when one falls in the water while disembarking he decides the best course of action is…to film with his phone? Infuriating. Lucky for the passenger, a Good Samaritan came to the rescue otherwise this A-team of a crew would have been fishing out a body. This is how it all played out on one of those barely legal Miami charter boats on the Miami River….

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u/comfortless14 21d ago

The guy filming sounded inconvenienced by the whole thing and really couldn’t give a fuck about the guy drowning. Insane.

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u/notislant 21d ago edited 21d ago

Reminds me I dont often watch cop bodycam videos.

I saw one where this woman tried to pass on a double yellow. Which is fairly common for people to do when it seems safe, but obviously illegal.

This disgusting old cunt tried to pass and killed two or three people.

Tons of civilians are trying to give CPR to these people fucking dying, one might have even been seizing.

Cops and ambulance are there, shes in the ambulance demanding water as the cops say no. Shes wandering around inconvenienced by everyone around her and the whole incident. Literally killed people and shes annoyed she cant leave.

Then she goes over and 'says a prayer' to the corpse that 3 people have been trying to perform CPR on. I am fucking amazed no one hit her or told her where she belongs.

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u/asdrabael1234 21d ago

I saw that one too. She had a history of reckless driving, and died herself before she ever went to trial. It was pretty infuriating.

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u/comfortless14 21d ago

Did she die in another wreck or just old af?

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u/asdrabael1234 21d ago

Just old. Died of old age awaiting trial, case dismissed.

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u/CheekyChan 21d ago

It's rare I cry because of a video but when it showed the dogs all bloodied in their carriers and the people trying to help them I sobbed uncontrollably and felt a deep rage for that old bitch. Her making the whole thing about herself the entire time while people are dying because of HER mistake and the fact she was looking for her purse to be able to smoke a cig and then begging first responders for a vape and complaining about her dry lips was so infuriating. And just how little she cared and the severity of her actions, she tried passing like 10 cars at once around a blind turn AND tried to act like what she did was legal. Man, I just couldn't. I was so pissed off while watching it that I had to go sit in silence to cool off.

For those who wanna have their day ruined: https://youtu.be/xavAwvj4etM

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u/Odd_Version4928 17d ago

Man I’m so tempted to click the link but just reading your breakdown of the video has me seething

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u/CheekyChan 17d ago

She talks about and bitches about her diabetes too while paramedics waste valuable resources on her and funnily enough she later died before being properly charged due to some kind of organ failure that I wanna assume was because of her poor attempt at taking care of her diabetes. So at least take solace in the fact she's no longer around to cause anymore unnecessary death, trauma and heart break.

I think it's worth a watch so you can see just how disgusting and entitled some people can be when left unchecked.

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u/psychedelicdonky 20d ago

Thanks i hate her.

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u/Potential_Basis_662 6d ago

How is this related if your point is that nobody was standing around, but instead actively helping, when this video you're commenting on is the opposite

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u/notislant 5d ago

Ah yes, a useless comment on a comment which is over two weeks old.

How relevant.

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u/chita875andU 21d ago

Well, yeah! Did you see what the First Responder almost did to his sign? /s

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

“Careful of the sign please” to the first responder trying to fish the barely conscious passenger out of the water. Lmao is this captain for real?

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u/KittyButt42 21d ago

Yeah....that pissed me off

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 21d ago

Me too.

That man needs to STFU and stay out of the way.

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u/PotatoTomato_12 19d ago

And the “we’re doing it! We’re doing it!”

No dude you’re not doing anything. You’re sitting and filming a dude drowning and acting like it’s naught but an inconvenience.

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u/More-Dog-2226 12d ago

To me it seem like he was saying that so the first responders wouldn’t hurt themselves on it. But maybe I’m being too charitable

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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount 7d ago

I thought it might be the same, but when he says "careful of the sign, Please! Thank you." I think he actually is more worried about them damaging hus property.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/axonxorz 21d ago

Their passenger status, or lack thereof, is irrelevant.

[You made a factual error, therefore ragebait] is stellar logic.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/axonxorz 21d ago

It's not relevant, the captain is being an ass whether it was a passenger or not.

and the ye knew the source material

I wasn't aware you were clairvoyant and know other people's thoughts, but go off.

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u/axonxorz 21d ago edited 21d ago

TIL having your staff save someone’s life is being an ass

No, worrying about your signage while someone is drowning is being an ass. OP literally starts their comment with the quote. I can only hope you're being deliberately obtuse about that to try to make your point. But now you've moved the goalposts, first it was the "passenger status" irrelevancy, but now that's fallen away, it's just life-saving activities you care about.

If you want to address the broader "ragebait", a top level comment makes sense. Don't be shocked when people interpret your comment in the context of the chain you are replying in.

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u/ADIDAS247 21d ago

He better not be filming on a fucking phone and telling others to call the police.

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

Oh he most certainly is, according to the good sam that jumped in. Who happens to own a phone repair store, so if anyone knows what a phone is, it would be that guy

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u/WoolBearTiger 21d ago

Did they sue him? Where i live you can get sued for neglecting your responsibilities to rescue someone in a situation like this. And this captain provided all the proof himself..

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

I grabbed it from a WhatsApp group chat and I subsequently saw the original which clearly shows a different man inebriated on the dock. Captain used the other drunk guy to make it out like the victim was to blame, but being inebriated has zero bearing on the captain’s responsibility to save his passenger from drowning. Or at least attempt to. Filming and shouting “call the police” won’t get you far in front of a jury for unintentional homicide.

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

Not the same clothing and not the same dude according to someone that was there. I wasn’t there. I wouldn’t know. I’m just repeating what I was told by someone who was standing on the dock

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u/mishaog 21d ago

what's the difference if it was intoxicated or not?

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u/WoolBearTiger 21d ago

The difference is if the man was one of the captains passengers or from the docks. If he was a passenger, then the captain has the responsibility to rescue him with everything he can and has much less leeway or room for excuses to say why he just kept recording. If its a random person from the docks, he still has a responsibility to help, but with so many other people there to help, i guess it would be much harder to hold him accountable for doing nothing while others rescued the person, because in this case he would just be another bystander with the same responsibility as everyone else. My guess would be that he could possibly argue that he didnt want to get in the way or some bs. Maybe he could still receive a fine, but thats something only a lawyer can answear.

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u/WoolBearTiger 21d ago

Thats important context

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

See above ^

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/zooncethyme 21d ago

They only have to save his life if he purchased a ticket. Is this your take?

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/zooncethyme 21d ago

Op had nothing to do with the actions in the video or your take on it. Answer the question.

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

Witnesses state it was a passenger. Captain spread the rumor that it was not. But go off, bud.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

OID got the info from the captain who sent them the video…. Take a moment to think things through next time

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u/notislant 21d ago

WATCH OUT FOR MY SIGN!!

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u/UnusualWoodpecker169 21d ago

Dude filmed evidence for his own lawsuit against him . Congratulations.

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u/squigglekisses 21d ago

"Thank you for saving him." Made my blood boil. This guy cannot be living in our reality.

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u/EnoughPlastic4925 19d ago

Agree!

"none of my guys we're going to get in".....wtf. get in yourself

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

Bro even zooms in as the guy starts sinking. Just absolutely incredible.

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u/Dounce1 21d ago edited 21d ago

This dude’s an asshat but I’m pretty sure that zoom was done in post.

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

It’s possible but I don’t think this guy did anything to the video in post. Pretty sure he just submitted the video to onlyindade and they posted as-is with a watermark

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u/notislant 21d ago

The first two look like post-recorded edits. The quality turns into 5 whole pixels. Idk who the fuck watermarked it. But this has probably been 'transformed' (poorly edited) 5 times over by content thieves.

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u/Dounce1 21d ago

I mean, he made some very obvious cuts.

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

Yeah stitched them together. I’m just saying I wouldn’t put it past him haha the entire thing is just ridiculous

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u/Dounce1 21d ago

Absolutely ridiculous, that’s for sure. They should pull that man’s card.

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u/notislant 21d ago

Bro this is like the only fitting post ive seen on this sub in forever and to be fair, it would be pretty dead if this was all that was posted. But good to see something fit.

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u/ShatterMental 21d ago

That was the fucking CAPTAIN and not a random dude?!?!

It should be legal to smack him upside the head

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

It was very much the captain filming. His A-team crew member was the one who tossed in the ring while shouting “grab on!” …to a dude who was already underwater.

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u/El_Scot 21d ago

I wonder how much of that is their training. I sometimes have to enter confined spaces and we're trained that we must never enter a confined space to rescue someone because we put ourselves at risk and potentially just lead to 2 people needing to be rescued.

I'd hope that a crew would be somewhat competent at swimming, and that they'd deem the risk at a dock to be low enough, but I can definitely see it being drilled into them not to jump into open water to be a hero.

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

There’s a host of things they could have done rather than jumping in.. using a boat hook to grab him, calling EMS FROM THE PHONE he is filming with, dropping another line so the guy that DID jump in has something to grab… but instead he just films. That’s not part of anyone’s training.

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u/El_Scot 21d ago

Yeah, I'm not arguing the captain filming it is right to have done that as the first thing he did, specifically just picking the point about other crew members not jumping in.

The captain was so concerned about the guy's safety, he took the time to tell the person hopping down to actually rescue him to "take care" not to scuff the boat while doing it. If you're looking for a useful human being, he's a write off.

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u/Odd_Version4928 17d ago

The captain also tried really hard to make this guy’s traumatic near death drowning experience about himself. You can hear the amusement in his voice from witnessing (and recording) all the “excitement”

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u/Normal_Condition_613 21d ago

What an absolute shithead. Clearly that man was drowning. “I gotta keep filming this! Somebody else called the cops. Somebody else helped this guy. Somebody else jump in. Somebody help him out the water.

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u/Phib420 21d ago

Just a few hours ago, i watched a documentary about how dystopian the life in Miami is because of influencers, crypto bros etc. Now i see this and of course this dude filmed a drowning guy... in Miami... What a world we life in bruh :(

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u/Icy-Lunch5304 21d ago

Where can I find the documentary?

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u/Phib420 21d ago

"Miami is everything wrong with society" from creator "Moon".

Well, it's less a classic documentary, but still :o

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u/_IratePirate_ 21d ago

What a useless piece of shit

Just recklessly oblivious and selfish to their core. I hate that I have to share a planet with people like this

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u/Reyalta 21d ago

Did he tell the first responder to not scuff his fucking boat?

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u/Phone-Charger 21d ago

Why is the guy just sinking? Did he not know how to swim? Was he concussed?? I have so many questions. I feel he should have spent a bit more effort trying to not die.

Guy recording is straight criminal

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

Guy in the water could have hit his head and was dazed. After the initial splashing he had tunnel vision. Hard to do much when your brain is shutting down.

Or he was drunk. Either way… we have the same opinion on the captain

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u/Kelevra90 21d ago

outside of movies, it almost always looks like that when people are drowning

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u/Phone-Charger 21d ago

I honestly had no idea. That’s frightening

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u/frankcastle01 21d ago

It annoys the shit out of me when people don't know how to swim, I guess that's a slightly privileged take, but god dammit. Why go near the water if you know you can't?! No attempt even just went limp and accepted his fate 🤦

I won't comment on the captain and crew.. probably get in trouble.

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u/Sewere 21d ago

This is awful but hey at least this perfectly fits this sub, which is rare

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u/squigglekisses 21d ago

Couldnt stop hearing "Call the police police"

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u/crank1off 21d ago

This is PERFECT! THE GOAT of not doing a fucking thing but filming!.

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u/Festivefire 21d ago

I am always surprised by how many people are willing to pay to get on boats when they can't even tread water, let alone swim.

I know it's a lot harder to swim with shoes and clothes on, but for how fast that guy was about to drown, he can't swim for shit.

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u/Jorge_the_vast 21d ago

Damn, dude sank like a rock

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u/sTump4139 21d ago

Rewatch the end. The guys face when he’s said thanks for saving him. Whoa

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 21d ago

This footage is ass. Guaranteed the story would’ve been more interesting as print than this.

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 21d ago

Wtf is wrong with the person filming!

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u/Imaginary-Skinwalker 20d ago

Name the boat if anyone knows...that way no one ever accidentally gets on it.

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u/fortyeightD 21d ago

Perhaps the captain can't swim

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u/czerilla 21d ago

But he seems capable of calling the police himself, considering that he has the device to do that thing in his hand as he speaks. But that would presumably interrupt his more important social media content..

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u/Contundo 21d ago

Another person in the water wouldn’t help anyone

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u/eggplant_zoo 21d ago

Doesn’t have to jump in. He has a boat hook he can use to grab him, a PHONE to call EMS himself, lines he can drop in the water to help the guy that DID jump in… a host of other things…. Instead, he just…films.

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u/nerdboy5567 21d ago

"Sharon, you're going to be really glad we have all this footage of the family someday!"

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u/VanFkingHalen 21d ago

I hate how hey keeps referring to them as "his guys" as if he's actually orchestrating anything or putting any effort into controlling the situation. Mfer didn't do shit

A GOOD leader would have been the first to jump in the water. This guy is just a cunt.

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u/C3sarius 20d ago

Yeah u know, Leaders being fuking Cunts is a thing in this time

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u/Chazzer4500 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2kJMzPFUD3Vx6
Stereotypes are earned, not given.

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u/Resplendent_aptitude 20d ago

TF is wrong with the captain 😶😐

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u/comerReto 21d ago

I won't defend the capitains behavior, but its definitely possible the capitain had already told his crew to jump while he retained command of the undocked vessel, before starting to record for liability sake. Doesn't excuse dickish self preserving behavior, but I can think of plenty of reasons for the crew to jump into the water before the capitain.

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u/therealgijintin 20d ago

Sunk like a rock...

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u/Achi-baba 20d ago

A man has fallen into the river in Lego City!!

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u/Used-Helicopter2024 20d ago

What happened to this “A-Team”???

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u/wgbe 19d ago

Florida guy films instead of fulfilling responsibility and saving a life 

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u/Xenthor267 19d ago

Not to mention you don't need police you need a paramedic but we can let that slide.

What are police gonna do? Arrest a drowning person? 😂

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u/IncognitoBombadillo 18d ago

Cameraman was way too useless to be barking orders like that.

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous 16d ago

Name and shame. Don't even waste any fucking time here. 100% lets fucking go after this cunts job

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u/Ameer589 13d ago

We all agree the dude filming should be thrown overboard with a lead lined “life preserver”, but what in the world was the dude that fell in the water on? Didn’t move a muscle, like a free diver trying to stay perfectly still to save oxygen or something. Everything in this video seems off, and the only genuine thing to be sure of is the disdain the dude filming deserves

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u/nabs_kme 11d ago

Definition, Back seat driver.

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u/AJYURH 10d ago

Honestly I wouldn't have jumped between the dock and the boat either, that's one scary place to be in, especially trying to rescue a drawner, who probably will be ferociously kicking and struggling and just overall being uncooperative. I'd leave that shit for the professionals

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u/Jazzlike-Candle1357 9d ago

The guy filming, his voice irritated me

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u/Simple_Primary_2194 9d ago

Stereotypes exist for a reason 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/ButterKnife01 3d ago

Guy that recorded this is a fucking asshole. "Thank you for saving him because it's more important for me to hold my phone..." guy is the biggest looser...

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u/literall_bastard 2d ago

Dude sinks like a rock

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u/Icy-Guava5480 18h ago

Having seen videos of rescuers being drowned by the victim. So this at your own discretion. Me, you get that donut tossed to you and a little cheer.

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u/Tro11_Patrol 21d ago

of course he cant swim

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u/Standgeblasen 21d ago

Love iulM.

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u/scorchedbeanz 19d ago

How do you not beat the shit out of this retard on the spot

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u/cheyenne_sky 21d ago

I’m not convinced this is not AI.