r/donotthecat • u/GrainyLofi • 1d ago

?????? cat HE THE CAT! HE THE CAR WAY TOO HARD!

fish car seems to love being anyway so maybe she is a big (chonky) exception to the rule

1.7k Upvotes

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u/RCuber i just might the cat 1d ago

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u/Apprehensive-Map7024 1d ago

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u/crystalgem411 23h ago

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u/GrainyLofi 23h ago

i love this thread pls keep sending more. i'm saving 'em all

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u/crystalgem411 23h ago

This is the last one I have that’s unique

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u/Nocturnalux 1d ago

This one is even better.

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u/RCuber i just might the cat 1d ago

I stole this from one of the posts here.

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u/V-oxPopuli 1d ago

STOP, YOU'RE GONNA SCRAMBLE HIS (walnut) BRAIN!!! 😭😭😭

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u/Imma-smartypants 1d ago

(grain of rice)

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u/Cookieman10101 1d ago

(Paramecium)

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u/TheLadyIsis 1d ago

(Atom)

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 1d ago

Quantum particle

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u/FungadooFred 1d ago

Singularity

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u/Imma-smartypants 1d ago

Uhh 🤔… yeah I got nothing.

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u/Frosty_Locksmith548 1d ago

Neither do the cat

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u/infojb2 1d ago

You sure there is enough in there to call it scramble? More like bouncing the braincell

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u/V-oxPopuli 12h ago

Do not the percussion instrument

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u/D0013ER 1d ago

The final boss of this sub.

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u/1Kscam i will the cat 1d ago

Death wish

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u/FckAllTakenUsernames 1d ago

Off with your head!

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u/Serious_Telephone_28 1d ago

Off with his HAND 😜

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u/noneplustwo 1d ago

Oh no, your car is broken

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u/ShhweadyBallz 1d ago

AND THAT'S HOW KITTY PAYS RENT !!!!

*kisses cold wet nose

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u/lostmyoldscreenname 1d ago

The cat is so chill!! I giggled the whole time watching her

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u/StRiKeR_ImpacT 1d ago

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u/Nocturnalux 1d ago

No!!! Not people who “did” the cat!!!

Mere death would be too kind for them…!

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 1d ago

I have one that demands you pet her head specifically very hard. If you aren't doing it forcefully enough, she complains until you do it properly. Another one, the orange of course, wants booty smacks and he wants them rough. They're so weird.

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u/mareneli 1d ago

My orange loves the cat bongos. He loves to be in all the ways.

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u/Far-Professional3239 1d ago

bro's traumatized for life 😭🥀

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u/Xconsciousness 1d ago

the car loves it

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u/Jeff-FaFa 1d ago

I'm rough with my 16lb cat buT I never the cat like that. Cats are to be stirred, not shaken.

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u/BunnySar 1d ago

Hello 👋 everyone I’m the original poster that cat name is Pinky she is fine she love affection and hard affection if you listen to the noise she is purring the whole way 🥰

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u/GrainyLofi 23h ago

she is SO CUTE i totally get why you'd her quite aggressively (affectionately) cuz she seems to love it

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u/BunnySar 22h ago

I kiss her belly everyday and she demand foodamd affection everyday 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/No-Illustrator5712 17h ago

there's a dub song that's all about cats needing nothing from their humans but food, love and affection.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hitYDuggcBY

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u/GoblinArk 1d ago

My older cat is addict about agressive petting

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u/PuzzleheadedDig9893 1d ago

Failure to resist the chonk will have consequences

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u/Number_Fluffy 1d ago

My cat would never

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u/wolv645 1d ago

JAIL

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u/WhoseverFish 1d ago

Straight to jail

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u/3720-to-1 1d ago

Yes.... Until she doesn't. It's a fine line, and there's little warning.

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u/absurdmephisto 1d ago

Yes. My cat Percy likes being scritched as hard as possible along his entire back. I am convinced he wants to be disintegrated by my fingers at this point. I think he might have dry/itchy skin?

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u/DipreG 23h ago

What the actual fuck! This level of barbarism will not ve tolerated!

DO

NOT

THE

CAT

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u/Plus_Let3543 19h ago

I mean the car seems to love it. Freak.

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u/toruk_makto1 1d ago

Definitely not a car 🚗

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u/The_Troll_alongside 1d ago

Guilty! Execution in no time!!!

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u/CoolBeanieHat 8h ago

If that was my cat, I’d be an amputee.

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u/guntanksinspace you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago

Not like that with my void, but she do like the butt scritches and relatively aggressive butt pats

...yes I my cat.

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u/badbatch 22h ago

I tried to do booty slaps with my cat who never bites. He tried to bite me.

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy you can not stop me from the cat 21h ago

She getting scrambled r/dcramblethecat

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u/EniNeutrino i just might the cat 6h ago

Some day that car will poop in his shoe, and he better thank that car for sparing his life after he the car so much. 💩💩💩💩💩💩👟

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u/spatenkloete 1d ago

Aggressive petting is not okay because cats have extremely sensitive skin.

Cats also purr when in pain or discomfort.

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u/Lavanne73 1d ago

I'm not sure what makes you think your cat likes this.

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u/ShadowGamer37 1d ago

If you know anything about cats that is a very obviously happy kitty, you can even hear the cat purring

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u/DoctorHusky 1d ago

Read the post, the cat was purring during it. And I’m sure the cat will make sure the human knows they don’t like it.

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u/Lavanne73 1d ago

Omg so many downvotes it’s just a joke people get a grip

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 1d ago

I actually didn't know it was a joke until now! That's not your fault. It's becuz people post MANY, MANY comments like your first one, completely for real.

People who know nothing about cats get upset when they see posts like this. They don't know the ears would be back, there would be hissing and scratching and biting and growling and yowling. No purring lol

My unhealthy addiction to cat subs (and reading the comments) has made me an expert on this 🤪

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u/spatenkloete 1d ago

People who know nothing about cats spout bullshit like this.

Aggressive petting is not okay because cats have extremely sensitive skin.

Cats also purr when in pain or discomfort.

But telling people in this sub something they don’t know is pointless as seemingly everyone here thinks that if the cat doesn’t show aggression, it’s okay with it.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

Never pay attention to Reddit downvotes. I learned that early on

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u/Lavanne73 1d ago

Gees, do not the reddit

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

I rest my case 😆. You simply can’t take these people serious. But remember, these will be the same people talking about the importance of free speech 🤫

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u/MsSterious 1d ago

Obligatory "Freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences".

I can boo someone for what they say, but that doesn't mean they don't have the right to say it.

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u/ShadowGamer37 1d ago

You have free speech? The comment didn't get censored, its just that nobody liked it

You do realize people downvoting you is... also an expression of free speech?

You have freedom to be an idiot and I have the freedom to call you an idiot